MizterChris:
lol.hope its not am thinking

Sadbrother:
I don't know how and where am going to start from, but am going to put it in a way that you will understand.
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It all started about 4years and 10 months ago, my natural colour is chocolate, so there is this cream i bought, i never knew it was a bleaching cream, i normally rub it only at night before going to bed, i did't know that it was making my skin lighter, although my sister pointed that to me, but i just ignored as if nothing because it cleared all my pimples and makes my body very smooth, which makes me looks more handsome than i am before.
So i still continued using it till i became very fair, very very fair i mean, then i stopped using it because i was a very shy type, i could not go out anymore because i was very fair and was thinking what others will say.
After i stopped using it, one month, two, three, four, five months past and finally 6months, but my skin is still very very fair, still the same as it is till the day i stopped using it, so i searched on google that there must be a way to make my skin to go to my original chocolate colour, then i saw a pomade named total black online that it can make the skin darker, then i ordered it but it did't work, i bought so many creams to reverse it but none of them work, i even go as far as buying 6 shoe polish, when ever i want to sleep i use cotton wool to applying it all over my body, but still it did not work i became frustrated because i could no longer walk in the day because of my very fair skin, i always think what others will reason about me, that i was dark before and suddenly how did i became very fair, then 3years past but its still the same, then i developed a plan (the sun) every single day i will bring lots of cloths out, and when the sun its out i will sit down and started pretending i was washing but in reality i need the sun to make my skin dark, my mother will complain and complain but she din't understand why, i did it for about 7months but the sun din't helped me, then i google searched of something that will make my skin more sensitive to the sun, so that i will sunburn and the next skin will be more darker than the normal one, and i saw many of them, and the most effective of them all is grinded psorolen seeds mixed with ginger, lime juice, and babchi seeds, then i ordered the psoralen and babchi seeds online from india, because its not in nigeria then, the day it arrived the next day i grounded the seeds and mixed them with lime and ginger juice and applied it on my whole body and sat on the sun at our backyard pretending i was washing clothes with my shirt off, only my boxer on. The sun was very very very hot that day, i sat on the sun from about 10:11am - 3:59pm i just say there pretending i was washing so that no one will suspect that i was up to something, after that day the next day my skin was very reddish and i mean veryyy reddish, and in 3days time some parts of my skin have big big dark patches all over, they are far more darker than my original chocolate colour, its about a week now and its still there, i have applied so many things to it but its still very dark, please help me my skin its burning am so afraid, and its getting worse every day.
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I thought its a sunburn but its not its far worst than a sun burn, i can no longer take off my shirt anymore, not even singlet. Please help me please.
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Please help me push this to front page to get more reviews and answers please.

FFKfuckedBIANCA:
Nigeria must divide in Jesus name
Hausa must go back to Hausaland
Yoruba must go back to Yorubaland
Yi.bo must go back to Yi.boland
Ijaw must go back to Ijawland.
Ine Nigeria don die. Make every body answer him papa name

fearlesschicken:


okay so because he is the number one music blogger and what not he should then come up on a public forum and rate people however he likes without any proper criticism? or even a strong constructive criticism to at least show that he is well experienced in music?

please spare us the bull crap and say the truth. just rating without any proper analysis and we should accept because he's a respected musician or whatever that's just plain silly.

We wonder why the music industry is messed up when we have people who reason this way. It is very sad indeed

GIYAZZ:
If you know who Lalaboi be, you no go dey talk like this. Lol

This is the veteran who started the music section. First mod on here and Number 1 blogger and editor on the Notjustok music site and music TV. Notjustok.com is the number one music site in Nigeria. And the TV is one of the biggest music station in Africa. You should be humble, stay calm and accept criticism or correction. A verdict from Lalaboi is better than mine o. Don't play with that fact.

lalaboi, abeg you fit rate me join?

likila:
wonderful! what a marvelous magician mama! we have never see woman drive her husband before. please we needs to give her a big price and put her picture in the Stout book of records

likila:
wonderful! what a marvelous magician mama! we have never see woman drive her husband before. please we needs to give her a big price and put her picture in the Stout book of records

ril19:
SCAM ALERT. EMPTY HEN NO DEY GIVE FOR NOTHING DEM GO RUB YOU BACK 100 TIMES

nitlad:


I take umbrage at this insensitive comment.

It peeves me no end when indigent hillbillies from firewood and akamu background go about deriding others like say dem dey mint money for dian crevice.

Were you born with a silver spoon in you mouth? Perhaps you were clutching it in you hand?

Do your parents give you $10m/day as pocket money?

Are you an only child?

The OP is only asking for how best to utilize what his parents give him, or does he come across to you like a person not being taken care of?

If you cannot answer all the above in the affirmative, then it's better you keep schtum and keep your 'family planning' counsel to yourself. You unprivileged epitome of misfortune and penury!