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this mrdickhead na funny character oo

sparklezeee:
1.even the jobless guy still had the energy to cheat too? na wa for ur bf o

2. You have been cheating too because the jobless guy no deserve ur faithfulness.

Well, it's a balanced game. If u luv him put pride aside and beg that jobless guy and also change because money is not everything, after all u forgave him when u caught him.

Be wise!!

Nawaa for u ooo...u mentioned jobless in every paragraph

SlayerTheKing:
I think I have to deactivate my account and stop visiting this forum. Because this forum is becoming useless everyday, foolish people occupying everywhere.

lwkmd..

Pls where can I get a very good UK used phone in bayelsa??

They've taken the phone off jumia... And I Dont know how to order through Ali express pls someone help me out

old men are guilty of this.. There was a time I was travelling back to lag. A fone rang in the bus..it sounded like mountain black and mad melon were having a heated argument
To worsen the case,the old man was answering the call like an epileptic patient, jumping up and down while demonstrating to the person on phone how to find his tobacco bag in his room .....omo me I just taya that day oo

Its all good till Germany gets their asss

Pls if u have a fairly used lg g4,HTC m9 or Samsung note 4 for sale u can contact me on whatsapp 08115650738. The seller should be within Lagos or bayelsa preferably bayelsa


Its very urgent

beamtopola:
Muhammed Ali was inspired by messi
and this small boy Joshua, is expired by ordinary goal scorer.

crazy barca fan.....f*ck off

Sheun001:
lol he's there making noise
with my 4000mAh
I can watch 3 full seasons of Arrow

guy calm down na

souloho19:
Nah..you'll need six bullets cos u a poor man's van damn
Ama leave you with a hunchback send u to notre dam
Talking bout a blizzard...pfft
Till this 'brute' put the last knife in ur spleen..u just got ceasard

Like a poor man's van damne but ave got a f*cking sense8/ u think u better but aint got nothing i cant disintegrate/ u just a wacko who loves to play with knives/my boy the 'joker' is gonna end u even if u gat nine lives

Dayvey:
All dem n***as wey dey find trouble/If I descend on una u go see double/to d industry out there/am a rapper that u have to fear/Ha,they tryna disgrace me/u don't know that when I come in,u can't replace me.

Gbule!!

Yea we have to fear u alright/ the wack rapper who think he's good but gat stage fright/ u wack Nigga u ain't gat no lines/ next time u try to diss me ama rip out ur spine

souloho19:
U dnt set d standards/dude u must be Stan's dad
By all clues a biitchniggur with excessive mamm's gland
But your luck outran when I gave this buck eyed Stan the cold shoulder
***from this moment I call thee nerdsfrost

I started from the bottom I needed no luck/3 bullets to ur head bam!! u gone, too late to duck/ I never needed luck that shii is for retards/ but I guess its what got u going till u met the Frost's blizzard

souloho19:
did I hear u say soul?? Dude u just unleashed the soul's ghost
I'd take a geek to the north pole raise the bar like the goal post
You getting schooled in higher learning so say hello to the provost
No motion picture but you frozen..haha this nerd'sfrost

U a soul ghost,ha u just met the reaper/ I take ur heart out and u dead ha Jeeper's creeper/ the nerd frost will get ur as* freezed at the north pole/ i set the standards I don't need no bars am the f*cking pone

chisooosss

Yes ooo


Do u ship outside Lagos ....am interested in the note 4

Oscarpraise:
You need itel in ya life bro, hurry and go and buy the itel P51. Share the testimony later

una don start again

princetom1:
Contact noobody if he still has his promo going on

How can i contact him

Dayvey:
Ha,see dis pikin,tryna diss me/wanna f**k with rodo,you're as dead as can be/I don't roll with f**k boys,so get a life/I'm better than you by far ask your kids and wife.

Rodo!

Yea right !! Ask ur wife and daughter/am the best they ever tasted they called me a IndecentStar/ I don't do diss bro cos am the soul ripper/ am as magic as a 'Gemini' coven but I don't do no cluster

lights out, rings 3, sinister 1&2 the bye bye man.....classic horror films. Just switch off the light while watching it

Xtianvic:
get a xiaomi redmi note 4x (Snapdragon version) and thank me later. Telling infinix, itel, and tecno marketers to stay off really got me LMAO.

Cc protein0 gptech noobody princetom1 mizmycoli holuwaxheun1 grandmufti ubev01 jboixxx et al

am tired of them jare...ave had my fair share of frustration using their devices




How much for the note 4x

Josephjnr:
I've used bigger tecno and infinix phones with total frustration as a result of development of one problem or the other. And me no get money for Samsung but ever since I started using Gionee(M5 marathon),I fell in love with the brand. My only complaint is sometimes, gionee phones are a bit heavier than other phone types.

How much for a new one??

Josephjnr:
Gionee M6 mirror
SIM Card Support : Dual
Network Band : GSM
GSM 2G Bands : GSM 850, GSM 900, GSM 1800, GSM 1900
GSM 3G Bands : HSDPA 900, HSDPA 2100
GSM 4G Bands : LTE 2100, LTE 1800, LTE 2600, LTE 850, LTE 2300

: Android 6.0 (Marshmallow), (Amigo UI 3.5)Processor
: Quad Core ProcessorProcessor Speed
: 1.5 GHz

Internal Memory : 16 GB
RAM Size : 3 GB
Primary Camera : 13 Megapixels, 4128 x 3096 Pixels
Camera Flash LED : Yes
Front Camera : 8.0 Megapixels
Front Camera Flash : Yes, (Screen Flash)
Li-Po 3150 mAh
Price:56,000naira

Thanks.....I'll look it up

dotedote:
Oukitel U11 Plus.

is oukitel a durable brand??

ClassCaptain:
There was this girl on IG that was always
commenting and liking every pic i post ...,
whether the pic was fine or not , if i post pic
withnin fifteen minutes she don like am...

"Cute, nice picture., lovely. Am tripping o,fine boy,
my dream guy ...". This were her comments on
most of my pictures.

So without much ado, i concluded her favourite
alphabet is D ... Got her number via Dm which
she sharparly sent , We got talking and close.... I
would sometimes send her card, money , the rest
.,.. All in a bid to knack am, knack am ,her treasure
island
.
I met her 2 months to my birthday and i had
already scheduled how i will deliver her seriously
with my koboko on my birthday ... Infact that
was why i celebrated it that year.

I informed her of the birthday and paid her transport
fare from lag of almost 16k to where i was based
via air...,
i had already made plans for drinks with alcohol
and Also purchased original spanish fly....
Birthday set, drinks, chicks , guys ,all costing me
huge sums..
.
i was already watching power, spartacus, tudors
and kamasutra, got a playlist of tesojue laleyi, aleyi
a bad,akon i just had sex and many other bad
songs to elevate my spirit as i hit the gym to keep
in shape and drank two cups of dorowebo,
sobotone and ponkriyon daily...

On D D day, Only for this girl to show up with two
friends,,, two fuvking male friends....
I questioned what she was doing with them and she
said they were her cousins and that they really
admired me and wanted to see me and celebrate
with me...

Asked how they got money,she stated they came by
car...

I was furious like Vin diesel in ff8 but i kept calm ... If u like bring arnold or van damne with you , i am strong withsobotone and ponkriyon. I will chop you die..

All my attempts to lay with this girl or get her alone
failed as she was always with this guys..

Finally when i had a chance with her. I was still
kissing and smooching for just 3 mins when she
said she cant do it.. All my pleas with tears in
my eyes didnt move her. .. It got to a point she
said she was on her period which i knew she was
lying...

She didnt allow me to touch her despite me being
on cloud 9. . I thought of the money spent,
the drinks, dj etc but i resisted the evil spirit telling
me To Molest her...

I still had to pay her and her brothers or cousins
fees back home., this time via bus as i was already
broke and furious....
I messaged her and angrily voiced out my
displeasure and she apologized for bringing her
cousins that she didnt know it was wrong... She
also begged me to forgive her for not dropping her
p as she does want me to see her as cheap that
was why..

She made a promise that i will come around on her
birthday and she will Bleep me over till i ask for
fuvk no more and she sent me some bikini pics to
compensate me...

Ordinary bikini pics, i forgot about all that happened
and forgave her despite the 15k debt i incured fot
the party and the rest..
.
Since that time, her birthday had been on my mind.
... I even sent her money towards the venue
of the party and all.. Tho it was 6 months
away, i dreamt of it day and night..

As soon as it was a month to the birthday, i started
messaging her, she started replying late, ignoring
most of it ....if i call she will say she is busy and
most time it is always switched off
.
Her voice changed most times on phone and she
maintained this sober outlook... But wetin concern
me...

Me i must fuvk u

so imagine my surprise 2 weeks before her
supposed birthday when i saw her birthday pics on
IG.....sad
am i dreaming.... I quickly messaged her and
asked for explanation... She told me june 21 was
her day...

Haa , sorry i thought i said june 12 naw.. I was
even expecting u i didn't see you and i couldn't call
cos my phone was switched off.... Don't worry,. I
will hold one next year again "

this was the text message she sent me after two
day of texting, calling , messaging and emailing
her..

. She blocked me and changed her ig account to
private afterwards...

POINT

Why are ladies like this ? Someone cannot even
trust ladies on social media again ? I wonder how
social media gotten marriages worked ? Guys pls
learn.. We should also learn how to control ourselves and know that all that glitters is not gold. God go protect us all.

I paid her back in her own coin tho and later revenged but why are girls like this.

Abeg explain how u take pay am back abeg

. and the worst part is that they care more about the ring than the engagement.... Knowing whether its an 18k gold or a diamond encrusted ring and showing it off to their friends

Josephjnr:
What about gionee? Gionee should stay off too?

Noo



But I don't know the current price of its phones oo