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^^^ And why should he date his 'cousin' ? I thought that used to be considered as 'incest'... Anyways i'm just surprised that you are the one using paracetamol for your friend's headache or did you enjoy 'it' with him?
Look at the bright side though, 'his parents get to become grandparents soon '



Cheers!

abby88: Would you continue in a relationship with someone who infected you with hiv _aids?

The harm has already been done.
But look at the bright side though, you wont have to use condoms anymore...

Jaykizz: Op nairalanders ar enjoyin dis fruitful wknd?
Nairaland has bin vry popular 4 its anonymity n confidentiality by its users - hence, we al often let out our darkest of secrets coz we feel we ar secure of nt bein known n it'l save us d time goin out 4 counselin (wer we often tend to reveal our secrets). IMO, I wana bliv dat 'KANDIKAANE' is 1 pretty, hot, beautiful n elegant damsel lady! (whoops! Gues I'm blushin )...
I'v nt seen her pix at al bt trust me, she isn't d braggin typ (unlyk dos dat ar found of it) n she seems humble. I'v read her tru her posts, comments, replies n views on nl (I did dat overtime). I myt b wrong, bt it's jst an opinion of mine.
Ma felo nairalanders, who's dat nairalander u tink wil b HOT! Hotter dan Genevieve n Jackie Appiah combined?

Lol, @OP , sorry to burst ya bubble, ever considered the fact that she might be one Big, Fat, Ugly, Giant, Short, or Stocky gal?
Hehehehe, get real bro, not all them girls hiding behind 'fruity' usernames are cute in the real world. Most of them just come here to live in the fantasy of 'someone' like you admiring them.
I would also be glad if i can get some of that 'thing' ya smoking, seems its really good at making people hallucinate.

[quote author=truth-hurts]u re a slowpoke..Big one indeed
that's what i will say[/quote]Lmao , you really are loosing it bro, i guess being 'dumped' and taken for a 'fo.ol' is really taking its toll on ya... Never meant to offend ya..just stating the obvious(which you just confirmed by repeating my post thrice) . Step up your game bro and stop fooling around with girls way smarter than you are,
Goodluck(yes i meant r3tardeen) Cheers!!!

I have this wonderful app on my phone 'Love Calculator' it has ALL the answers to your questions. Try downloading it. Nairalanders wont help you...

Call aunty 'fizzle' abi shey na 'fickle' , she has the right answers to your questions.

@OP, what will you do if I say that you are 'dull' and 'dumb' and a 'donkey' at the same time?

[quote author=gree-die]Op, just ignore him.


funny! But must u 'cheers' all d time? Just asking....[/quote]

Boko haram mi,
Farouk Lawan mi,
Patience Jonathan mi,

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She lies, cheats, and selfish? Plus she has a terrible habit that you wouldnt wanna tell us about. Yet you still love and would like us to tell you how to do what? Change her?
I really think the right answer to your question is staring right in your face... Except of course you are too 'dumb' to see it. #NoOffence bro... Cheers!

radar5: Love is not dead,it exists.It It exists where it is not abused.When I was growing up,love doesn't come from expression,rather it comes from commitment and dedication and even being responsible.
When we found fun with foreign culture,love becomes unsacred,it begins to form main conversation of two 'lovers' under infatuation.When you call a lady,she wouldn't believe you love her until your call ended with I LOVE YOU.
So it gets worse that even on bed with another person,they would still mouth the same words to their unsuspecting partners.
Love is like a very quality product that you sweat before you can get,but gets duplicated by unscrupulous people that it become paper,defaced and devalued.But those who have the original maintains it.
I observe that most of would-be-couples that make I LOVE YOU their anthem don't go far.
What of ladies who want free cash without sweat,whose legs you open not with show of love but of cash.or those whose hobby is s€x,men wouldn't love universal socket just as ladies won't like universal charger.
Love exists,take time to find it.

Are you a pastor? You sure have a talent for long stories. By the way thanks for the sermon. We will keep it in mind.

Waoh! Clap for your friend, he really deserves it. Tell us when next you wanna die cos of a 'gal' , we will clap for you too. Cheers

Oh lawwwd! ... And i thought i wouldnt come across 'dumb' threads today... Guess i was wrong.
@OP , how old are you? We can start from there. Cheers!

fluid26: Kai mehn. I'm utterly disappointed! Pearl, you need to hook up with Lilmizzgood. You girls would turn out to be best friends. Your persistent blundering is not in sync with your looks and attitude. And worse still, it appears you are unteachable. No offence.

Nah, i think pearl~hapi = Onila... And if not, they must rival each other in 'dumbness' ...

Are you bored already? Dont you think its too early for that?

If you are really a poet, then the right words to use shouldnt elude you. But this is my one cent, be sincere to her when you talk to her, tell her just how she is making you feel... Tell her you love her (in micheal jackson's voice) lol... You will be ohk bro...

But on a serious note, why do you care so much about what your ex says about you?
I think he is an 'Ex' for a reason... Except if you really did something and that nice guy called 'conscience' is slowly killing you inside.
If that is the case this is what you must do ---> 1) Get #50 super glue,
2) Get cotton wools (many of 'em)
3) Apply about two to three drops of super glue inside each ear, and gently fix the cotton wool.


I swear you wont 'hear' his gossips again.
Cheers!

Crown Prince: probabely because you were a misfit in his destiny

Lmao... Crazy reply

Josydaky: 4 girls were arguing, 3 of them insist that lagos and other state girls date married men, the other girl insist that it is scare in lagos but rampant in other state. I could not stop wondering at the arguement.

And i cant also help wondering at how 'dumb' an argument can be, is there any data to support this argument other than 'hearsays' and 'nollywood' ? You really do have 'dumb' friends... #noOffence

Crown Prince: Okija_juju is for money ritual. He is bloody Ibo.

Errm so what do you want?

ITbomb: So ends the story , u all can now go outside and play.
Thanks for scaring away the OP
[size=16pt] Next Person![/size]

Mehn... I just wasted money buying popcorn ni sha...

@OP , you will have the answer to your question when you can differentiate between 'birth' and 'bath' . Until then... Cheers!

Contact Okija_Juju he has powerful 'jazz' . Money back guarantee also available... Truss me bro , Cheers!

@OP,
Your G.f = 'private pro.stitute' , Since Money = sex .
The only difference between her and all dem 'public pro.stitute' is just that you are the only one that has access to her coochie, and can we even be sure of that?
#noOffence bro, take heart.

[quote author=floran-bee]well its Nigeria mentality for guys 2 always do the talking and i see no reason y a lady cant xpress her feelins to a guy by toastin bt as 4 me i cnt do dat cos i'll b too shy to do it[/quote]So you would rather die in silence? Life is SHORT sis... Think about that...

slimyem: what is this??

Lmao, this is a thread, abi you wan help OP out with needle ni?

Babamide: Not dumb enough.

errm you can help OP out bro, you seem to have a mutual understanding of what he wants...

[quote author=gree-die]because der is dis thrill dat comes wit squeezing a guy's firm arse which is absent wen d arse is fluffy[/quote]Shet!

Lmao at OP defending her 'dry heartbreak tale' . Its either you are a writer or not, dont force it sis else you will be worse off than Shina Rambo.
And what the heck is that BB font? Its effingly annoying...
Ama just join the show, dont make it more boring than it is...
Cheers