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Chapter 3 O boy how e dey be na ? I asked him. nothing much Johnny we are hustling to make some dollars, so how Nigeria na ? Chiddo ! did I hear you say you are hustling to make some dollars,I asked him because his full name na chidozie but you can call him chiddo or kpoms man. Yea bro I dey USA since after our waec, so what are you doing now? he said Wow chiddoski aka kpoms man tuale to you, my brother I still enter school oo,and since that time when we commot from secondary school they refuse to give me admission but last year they later admitted me into their institution I answered him. No whahala so which school and course you dey study ,he said Chiddo na imsu be that and I dey read civil engineering for there ,I replied. |
The former Red Devils boss has questioned the logic of those at Old Trafford handing such a high-profile post to “an investment banker” Former Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal has slammed the club’s appointment of Ed Woodward, claiming the Red Devils’ executive vice-chairman has “zero understanding of football”. The Glazer family brought a divisive figure on board at Old Trafford when completing a big-money takeover in 2005. He has risen through the ranks and took on his current role in 2012 . Questions have been asked of him on a regular basis over the course of the last seven years, with United having endured a humbling fall from grace since Sir Alex Ferguson headed into retirement. He lasted just two seasons in the dugout and believes part of the reason he struggled to convince in English football is because United have the wrong management structure in place. The former Ajax, Bayern Munich, Barcelonaand Netherlands boss told 11 Freunde : “At Bayern, the people in charge are football men. I always appreciated that. “At Manchester United, on the other hand, Ed Woodward was installed as CEO – somebody with zero understanding of football who was previously an investment banker. “It cannot be a good thing when a club is run solely from a commercially-driven perspective.” Van Gaal was ousted from his role at Old Trafford on the back of an FA Cup triumph in the summer of 2016. He was ushered through the exits in order to make way for the arrival of Jose Mourinho. Van Gaal added: “I don’t hold it against the club. They wanted Mourinho and he was on the market The Dutchman has never made any secret of his disappointment at how his departure was handled, but has further questions of United after seeing his successor manage just two-and-a-half years before heading the same way as he did. https://netgid./2019/06/05/former-manchester-united-coach-luis-van-gaal-slams-e-d-woodward-over-not-understanding-football/ |
The world is now a global computerized village in which new innovations and inventions are ongoing rapidly as the day unfolds. one such of this regular inventions is the electronic gadgets eg ,mobile phones , according to the data chart recorded by the ICT department, university of nigeria shows that the widely used electronics is the mobile phone ,which has over 5 billion users scattered all over the face of the earth from different countries, race,tribe,and continents. thereby making it to be in high demand from the worlds population at large, to the manufacturers who are trying to meet up to the growing demand skyrocketing every minute because analysis states that online stores like Amazon,Jumia,jiji, has sold about 200 million mobile phones in the first quarters of 2018 ,and the demand is increasing rapidly. That’s one of the peculiar reason why giant mobile phones companies like Apple,samsung, oppo,xiaomi, techno ,infinix, are in control of the global mobile market by delivering many mobile gadgets to their customers who are in need of those phones . but we need to know how to maintain our mobile devices so as to increase the life span of it , below is 10 vital things one need to do for his or her mobile device to last a bit longer before spoilage. 1: avoid exposure to sunlight because, your gadget is not a solar panel. 2: don’t allow your mobile device to fall inside snow to avoid passing the gadgets normal temperature. 3: resist from overcharging your devices it kills the battery cells remove at 100%. 4: restrain from recieving calls while on charging status. 5: avoid removing the battery when the device is still on ,off before removing battery . 6: don’t use another device charger or adapter to charge your devices, note use the recommended charger. 7: put a protective cover on the device to avoid breakage. 8: desist from oil stain in your device to avoid rusting and malfunctioning of the gadget. 9: be security alert when in use of your mobile devices. 10: lastly refer to professionals only if eventually it broke down , don’t work by yourself. these are the tips one need to take ,to make his or her mobile device to function properly and if you try all these it will go a long way to make our devices last longer. https://netgid./2019/05/28/10-vital-and-important-technological-instructions-one-need-to-take-into-consideration-that-will-make-our-electronic-gadgets-or-mobile-phones-last-longer-than-expected/ |
Chapter. 2 Yes mum ! Am coming, I also sluggishly got down from my bed and reached the door and flew it open , I headed down to the sitting room to meet my mum who is about to leave for her shop. Jo ! Yes mum ! I need you to look after your younger siblings since you are not yet to go back to school, make breakfast and lunch for them because I got appointment to catch ,your dad will be back before noon. And off she goes, I started to reason in my mind where I will start. My mind runs to the spaghetti that is remaining in the kitchen cabinet, just reaching their I lighted up the gas I started to boil the water that I will use to cook the spagg, instantly my infinixix hot 2 rang to my utmost surprise the caller happens to be my paddy for secondary school that year for lasgidi (Lagos),but lost contact with him after our waec. I picked up the phone, Johnny nwa how is you ? I was able to recognize his voice but what amused me is he called with an international number, The kpoms man ,the guy we no go carry money come school but will go home with goodies and change join, ( guys some of us did it at our secondary level na funny sha) , the badh baddo baddest. I hailed him ,Johnny you will live long ,you go see your great grand children them, he said and he laughed like tomorrow no dey . |
Chapter 1 At Johnson's house. Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! Yes mum ! , I shouted from my bed feeling sleepy,but hearing her voice woke me up . But before I continue my story I will tell you who am I. Am a young guy of this 23yrs getting to 24yrs before the year runs out ,am still residing with my parents and my two siblings comprising of a boy and a girl, we live in my father's bungalow at ikoyi not far from my mothers boutique shop,and am the first born of my parents, who are both Christians and are educated as well. Why I am called Johnny is because my name is Johnson Shaw ,so my mom and many of my friends abbreviated my name to Johnny to look appealing. Am still going to school as a 100 level civil engineering undergraduate at (imsu) imo state university owerri. But of all of this the one that make people and my family to like me most is my sense of humour and also my socialization with people. |
This is a story not a real life story but some sort of fictional story that will make laugh until you are tired . So guys bear with me for some hours before the story will start .note I will make use of pigin English But not all .posting about 2 short chapters every day till it reached fp I will then make it long and increase to three. Your guy netgid. |
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