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PoliticsFatima Atiku Sworn In As Commissioner, Forfeits Salary. ( Atiku Daughter ) by NetPay(op): 11:32pm On Aug 28, 2015
Daughter of former Vice President Atiku Abubakar and newly appointed Commissioner of Health in Adamawa State, Dr Fatima Atiku, has forfeited her salary and allowances.
Fielding questions from journalists in Yola, the state capital on Friday after being sworn-in along with 21 other commissioners, Fatima, a Medical Consultant, said she was making the sacrifice because of the numerous challenges in the health sector.
“I am very grateful to the governor for appointing me to head the Health Ministry.
“The ministry is the most challenging because of the insurgency problem that had caused some damage to the health system in the state.
“For this reason, I shall be donating my salary and allowances for use in enhancing the delivery of healthcare service in the state”, Fatima said.
Speaking earlier while administering the oath of office on the Commissioners, Gov. Bindow Jubrilla said that their appointment was based on merit.
He enjoined the commissioners to join hands with him in bringing the desired change in the state, adding that their loyalty should be to the people, and not him.
“Your loyalty is to the people of Adamawa, whom you represent, and not to me”, Jibrilla said.
Responding on behalf of her colleagues, the Commissioner for Education, Mrs Kaletapwa Farauta, thanked the governor for the appointment, assuring that they would not betray the confidence reposed in them.

https://www.informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Fatima-Atiku.jpg

http://news.najiriya.com/2015/08/28/fatima-atiku-sworn-in-as-commissioner-forfeits-salary-allowances/
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CelebritiesToyin Aimakhu Files For Divorce After She Caught Husband Toasting Wife’s Staff by NetPay(op):
Nollywood actress Toyin Aimakhu has finally made up her mind to divorce her handsome, serial womanizer hubby, Adeniyi Johnson.

Even after her hubby tenders a public apology, the actress has made up her mind to let go of her marriage due to lack of trust.

A source told Stella Dimoko that Toyin Aimakhu recently got a hold of a series of dirty chat between her hubby and one of her staff.


At that point, Toyin said she has had enough. She fired the staff in question and went ahead to consult her lawyers.
She is currently working on divorce proceedings on the ground of infidelity.

A source told najiriya.com today that the actress secretly left Naija to relieve herself of marital stress.

http://gist.najiriya.com/2015/08/28/toyin-aimakhu-files-for-divorce-after-she-caught-husband-toasting-wifes-female-staff/

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CareerRe: Excuse Me, Mr. Self-employment Advocate! by NetPay: 8:21am On Aug 22, 2015
DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE
CelebritiesBill Gates’ Wife, Melinda Spotted Fetching Water In Malawi (PHOTO) by NetPay(op): 6:52pm On Aug 02, 2015
American philanthropist and business woman, Melinda Gates is currently trending on social media and for the right reasons too.

Being the wife to arguably the world’s richest man, Bill Gates and her status as a business magnate did not stop Melinda from carrying a 20 litres bucket of water on her head with the locals while visiting Malawi. She did not just fetch water and carry it on her head but she also helped in washing dishes in the house of the Malawian couple where she resided.

CC: lalasticlala, ishilove, dragnet, honsule, puskin

http://southwestngr.com/2015/08/02/bill-gates-wife-melinda-spotted-fetching-water-in-malawi-photo/

PoliticsRe: Governor Shettima Is Guilty Of Aiding Use Of Child Soldiers – US Report by NetPay(op): 6:30pm On Aug 02, 2015
PoliticsGovernor Shettima Is Guilty Of Aiding Use Of Child Soldiers – US Report by NetPay(op): 6:26pm On Aug 02, 2015
A report published on Monday, July 27, 2015 by the US Department of State has indicted Governor Kashim Shettima of Borno State for actively supporting the recruitment and deployment of child soldiers in the last one year.

The report, which hailed the efforts of the Nigerian Government in tackling trafficking ranked Nigeria as a “Tier 2 Category” country – The same rating the country got in a similar report in 2014.The report said Governor Shettima’s continued support – financial and otherwise – for the Civilian Joint Task Force (CJTF), a local vigilante group assisting the Nigerian military in the on-going war on insurgency was a major cause of concern as the group was in the practice of making use of child soldiers.

The report noted that although the CJTF had been warned that the “recruitment and use of child soldiers was prohibited”, the Shettima-led Borno State Government’s support for the group continued.

The report said: “The (federal) government prohibited the recruitment and use of child soldiers and issued official statements condemning such use; however, the CJTF continued to recruit and use child soldiers during the reporting period.

“Despite these efforts, during the reporting period, the Borno State government provided financial and in-kind resources to the CJTF, which recruited and used child soldiers.”

It is noteworthy that Governor Shettima was on the presidential entourage to the US last week and was present during security talks between President Buhari, his American counterpart, President Barrack Obama and the US Secretary of State, John Kerry.

http://southwestngr.com/2015/08/02/governor-shettima-is-guilty-of-aiding-use-of-child-soldiers-us-report/

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CareerRe: 70 Best Out Of Office Messages That Always Work by NetPay(op): 12:22pm On Mar 19, 2015
Out of the Office Message – Out of Office Email Messages

42. I will be out of the office until… hell freezes over.

43. I am currently in the office but swamped with work. This work was probably due to something you already requested. If you are sending me another request, go ahead and recall your email now.

44. I am out of the office at the moment. Unfortunately, I’m returning tomorrow.

45. I am currently interviewing for a new job. Upon my return, I hope to give my two weeks notice and never respond to your email.

46. I am away at lunch. You should consider trying it. P.S. – This is not an invitation.

47. I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you.

48. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

49. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

50. I am on vacation from mm/dd/yyyy to mm/dd/yyyy. I will allow each sender one email. If you send me multiple emails, I will randomly delete your emails until it is pared down to one. Choose wisely. Please note that you already sent me one email.

51. I am on paid leave right now for two weeks. When I get back, I will be on paid return. Upon completing my one week of paid return, I will address any issues or questions you have at a pace I am comfortable with. This is most likely a pace that you will not be comfortable with.

52. I will be out of the office and returning next week. I have incredibly easy access to a phone and email, but I assure you, it will not be used for work purposes.

53. I’m out of the office and returning tomorrow, at which time I will promptly delete all of your emails.

54. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

55. I’ve run away to join a different circus. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Loretta’ instead of ‘Steve’

56. I am currently out of the office and probably out-of-my-mind drunk. Enjoy your work week.

57. I am currently in the bathroom dropping a deuce. If this is an urgent matter, it only takes me about 2-3 minutes to take a dump, wipe my butt, properly wash my hands of fecal matter, and return to my desk. Feel free to stop by my desk later and give me a high five!

58. (For men only) I am currently out of the office on maternity leave.

59. They say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side of the fence. I am currently testing that theory. Wish me luck.

60. I recently quit this job because of emails from people like you. I hope you are happy.

61. Hey there, could you give me a call instead? I’d rather deal with this over the phone. If I don’t answer, just keep trying. I’ve been having issues with my phone.

62. I am currently out of the office. If you can guess my cell phone number, then I will take your call.

63. I will be out of the office from mm/dd/yyyy to mm/dd/yyyy without access to email. If this is an emergency, please call 911.

64. I’m out of the office. If you have immediate questions or concerns, please contact my manager [insert name here].

65. If your questions or concerns are not immediate, you might want to ask yourself why you emailed me.

66. I will be away from work for one week while training. When I return, don’t expect any improvement.

67. Hello. You have reached [your name] at [your company]. I am currently out of town and will return on [date]. If this is an emergency, please call my assistant at [phone number]. Otherwise, leave a detailed, confidential message after the tone, and I will call you back when I return. Thank you.

68. Hi. This is [name] at [department, organization]. I will be out of the office until [date] but will be checking messages [not possible, often, occasionally]. If you need immediate assistance or information about the process, please visit the company website at [website link], or contact ABC at [phone number; extension]. Thanks for your call.

69. Hello, this is [name of department]. I will be out of the office all day, but I will be checking in for messages later in the evening. So do leave a detailed message and I will return your call within two days. If you need immediate assistance, please press “0” [redirecting number, if any] to reach [contact]. Thank you.”

70. Hi. I received a great opportunity to work on an exciting [project]. I’ve asked [professor ABC] to take your classes in the meanwhile. He’s brilliant at his job. I hope you will be as excited to work with him. Thank you.
http://tech.najiriya.com/2015/03/19/70-best-out-of-office-messages-that-always-work/
Career70 Best Out Of Office Messages That Always Work by NetPay(op): 12:21pm On Mar 19, 2015
All of your effort this year is about to pay off. It’s time to shut down the computer for a moment, turn off your alarm. It’s now time for you to go for a vacation. But then, people who are still toiling away while you’re soaking up rays are going to try to send you some email, under the impression that you’re actually going to be responsive irrespective of where you are. Make sure they know they’ll have to wait till you’re back from vacation.

An out of office message is a message you leave for your contacts when you are about to exit the office, when someone tries to reach you through your e-mail in your absence, this is the message that will show up. Most times it is set as an auto responder email messages and it automatically pops up when someone sends you a message in your absence. This message usually lets you know how long the person has been away, when the person will return and then the next available person to contact. This feature is mostly used when you are going on vacation or away for a long time. Here are a few examples of some of the best out of office messages that always work.
Funny Out of Office Messages

1. Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

2.Hi! I’m busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don’t bother to leave me any messages.

3. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

4. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Loretta’ instead of ‘Anthony’.

5. On annual leave, hope to win the lottery and never return.

6. Your message contained 15 characters too many for our system to accept at the present time. Please re-format and re-send.

7. On a beach, no laptop, no iPhone. Back [date].

8. I am away until [date]. During my absence, please contact [name]. He won’t help you either.

9. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

10. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

11. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

12. I’m not in the office right now but if it’s important, tweet me using #YOUAREINTERRUPTINGMYVACATION.

13. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 5/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

14. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

15.The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

16. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

17. If you’re reading this, Doc Brown was unable to make lightning strike the clock tower, and I’m stuck in 1985. I won’t be able to respond to emails or voicemail until 9ish on Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012, or until email is invented — whatever comes first.

18. I am away from the office right now. Unfortunately, I will be back tomorrow.

19. I am no longer checking this email account. The company and I reached a settlement, and in exchange for my not coming within 500 feet of their offices, I will not serve any time.

20. I am away until [date]. I have full access to phone and email, but refuse to use them for work.

21. I am attending training for one week. Don’t expect any difference when I return. I’m out of the office, and probably drinking.

22. I will be on holiday from [date] to [date]. Each person may send me one email while I am gone. I will randomly delete multiple emails from you until only one is left. You have already sent me one email.

23. I’ve run away to join the circus. A different one.

24. I’m away until [date]. If you have an immediate issue, contact [name]. If your issue is not immediate, why are you emailing me?

25. I cannot handle your emails until I return on [date]. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

26. I am currently out of the office. I have a cell phone, but I will not be giving the number out. If you can guess the number, however, I will take your call.

27. Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

28. I am currently out of the office and probably out-of-my-mind drunk. Enjoy your workweek.

29. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

30. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

31. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.

32. You have been charged £5.99 for the first 10 words of your email and £1.99 for each additional word.

33. I will be out of the office on medical leave for the next 2 weeks. When I return, please call me Loretta instead of Steve.

34. I am out of the office until [date]. Enjoy the quiet.

35. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.

36. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

37. I’m away from my desk at the moment. My cubicle and computer are still here, but someone took my desk. I’ve gone off to look for it.

38. I am out for the day at a doctor’s appointment. My brain is being removed so I can enter management.

39. I stayed at a motel last night because of the weather, and my cat ran under the bed, which is bolted to the floor.

40. I can’t ask the chambermaids to help me catch the cat, because I’m not supposed to have a cat in here. As soon as the cat comes out, I’ll be back in to work.

41. I’m not out of the office. I’m ignoring you.
http://tech.najiriya.com/2015/03/19/70-best-out-of-office-messages-that-always-work/
SportsBlessing Okagbare Slams Jonathan’s Campaign Group For Using Her Image In Ad by NetPay(op): 9:31pm On Mar 13, 2015
Track & field queen, Blessing Okagbare is not happy over the use of her image and footage by a body said to be working for President Jonathan. The advertorial by GoodHouse Nigeria has been running on various electronic media in Nigeria and also on Youtube and the athlete is infuriated over the use of her image, especially because they didn't even ask her permission to use the image or footage.

According to Punch, Blessing Okagbare said in a statement sent by her agent that;

“Now, I am here struggling on my own to pay my coach, nutritionist, doctor and others to make sure I am in good shape for the All African Games and the IAAF World Championship in Beijing, China later in the year, and some people back home are using my image and footage for presidential campaign ad without seeking for my approval.
This is fraudulent because I am totally not in support of it. We called the people (GoodHouse Nigeria) and they denied using my image and footage for PDP presidential advertorial. Who did it then? Why are they lying?”

Blessing also told Punch's correspondent that she was condemning the act not for financial gain or support, but because of two reasons. First, 'It is about me and what I represent,' she said and also because those involved were not doing the right thing for sports to grow in Nigeria.
http://gist.najiriya.com/2015/03/13/blessing-okagbare-slams-jonathans-campaign-group-for-using-her-image-in-political-ad/
WebmastersRe: Didyouknow You Can Accept Payments Like Visa On Your Site With Netpay.com.ng by NetPay: 9:28pm On Sep 14, 2014
yusufforbet: hello, i have been trying to verify my bank account, but when i enter the amount sent to my bank account it replies that invalid amount, is this a scam or what is the problem with it, my account username is YUSUFFORBET
.

Hello Yussuf,
Kindly forward your complain to cs@netpay.com.ng
You can as well contact our support centre on skype: netpay.com.ng
Business To BusinessNetmarket Opens - Buy/sell Online @ Netmarket.com.ng by NetPay(op): 2:28pm On Sep 02, 2014
NetMarket is an online marketplace where NETPAY user can buy and sell.

Every day, fraud and identity theft threaten online businesses, costing billions and damaging reputations. ONLY a verified NETPAY account holders can buy or sell on NetMarket, making all transaction 100% indemnified.

Getting on board is simple compared to other Online Market in Nigeria.
Free Online Storefront
Sell on Nigeria's leading E-commers platform

NO SIGNUP FEE
NetMarket - a simple way to buy and sell online in Nigeria
http://netmarket.com.ng/
BusinessNetmarket Opens - Buy/sell Online @ Netmarket.com.ng by NetPay(op): 2:17pm On Sep 02, 2014
NetMarket is an online marketplace where NETPAY user can buy and sell.

Every day, fraud and identity theft threaten online businesses, costing billions and damaging reputations. ONLY a verified NETPAY account holders can buy or sell on NetMarket, making all transaction 100% indemnified.

Getting on board is simple compared to other Online Market in Nigeria.
Free Online Storefront
Sell on Nigeria's leading E-commers platform

NO SIGNUP FEE
NetMarket - a simple way to buy and sell online in Nigeria
http://netmarket.com.ng/
SportsRe: Funniest Nigerian Boxer Ever! by NetPay(op): 9:59pm On Aug 11, 2014
otipoju: verry funnyy guy. Lukmon bo, fo imue, fun ni three two, da duro, ko le gbese,n lead ee o.

I no fit blame the guy oo. Its similar topeople in church who scream for breakthrough when praying.
grin grin grin
SportsFunniest Nigerian Boxer Ever! by NetPay(op): 2:41pm On Aug 11, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UQT1_M92yE

There are a lot of positives to take from the just concluded Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, Scotland. Nigeria got a decent medal haul with 11 Gold, 11 Silver and 14 Bronze, bringing the total to 36 medals. Nigeria also placed 8th on the table, coming in as the second most successful African nation at the games after South Africa.

One of the highlights of the video would have to be this member of the Nigerian boxing team, Kehinde. He was most expressive as Lukman (another member of the team) pummeled his opponent. He showed his support by yelling “Lukman! Fo imu e!” and “Lukman, fun ni 3-2″.
EducationRe: Students Writing Exams On The Floor In Gubi, Bauchi State by NetPay: 1:47pm On Jul 10, 2014
lol grin

VIP/Prefect sitting on the plastic chair. grin

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