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Religion / Re: Is Jesus The Only Way? by NewAlfa: 11:50pm On Aug 13, 2013
only way to what?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Earthquake Prank On Muslim Imam by NewAlfa: 11:36pm On Aug 13, 2013
maclatunji:

What do you know about moi? Not much. The truth is I don't know what my reaction would be.

Well, seeing how you react on this forum to very little (innocent) jokes that may concern islam, it is easy to guess that you would not take such a prank lightly if you were an imam.
Religion / Re: For Religion Section Nlers Living In UK by NewAlfa: 11:16pm On Aug 13, 2013
Logicboy03:


Sharrap there....no be yoruba you dey scatter with Goshen?

Am from Delta and I am not Igbo.....that's all that matters

Are you ashamed of your tribe? And why drag Igbo into your discussions? Do you have Igbo derangement problem or what?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Earthquake Prank On Muslim Imam by NewAlfa: 11:07pm On Aug 13, 2013
If only most muslims with authority have the same attitude to a little laugh, prank and human comedy from time to time. Instead we have people like maclatunji that wont tolerate anything out of the strict ways he has been taught.

Mac, please be truthful. If that prank have been played on you, would you have taken it with smiles and hugs as the imam did?

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Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by NewAlfa: 2:57pm On Aug 13, 2013
frosbel: Okay , in the absence of any interest from the main candidates , let us go for a final choice of :

striktlymi and Ishilove.

If you agree, click like.

striktlymi cannot be mod because he has a tendency for going off rails. Earlier this year, 90& of his posts consisted of a single word: OLODO. He kept shouting this until his family sent him for deliverance.

Ishilove is just under the spell of Goshen. She would be doing whatever Goshen tells her to do, so not very reliable. Love does that to you.
Religion / Re: Religion And Intelligence Again!! by NewAlfa: 2:46pm On Aug 13, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Is The Christian God And The Muslim God One ? by NewAlfa: 2:44pm On Aug 13, 2013
There are many gods. But they are all afraid of Satan.

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Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by NewAlfa: 9:47am On Aug 13, 2013
Has logicboy been banned?
Religion / Re: Who Is The REAL Hero Here by NewAlfa: 1:26am On Aug 13, 2013
making things disappear is not science. It is just a magic trick that all nations on earth have been performing for centuries. Oyibo dey even organise their own disappearance tricks in theaters and circuses. Our useless Africans just dey use their own terrorize their neighbours.
Religion / Re: Satan Is The Sweetest Name I Know by NewAlfa: 11:17pm On Aug 12, 2013
idnoble135:
I can not be brainwashed with all of this. How can satanism be the way? If it is, then satan should be sovereign and feared. But he is not! He was defeated and humiliated by Jesus and i have seen him being put in his place times and times again- and that is, under our feet.

Between Satan and Jesus, one of them has already met a shamefully horrifying death. And it ain't Satan. Zombie worshipers.

Does this man remind you of your god?

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Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by NewAlfa: 9:32pm On Aug 12, 2013
Mukina2 hahahaha.

Hahahahaha.

You know why I am laughing. If only you were the owner, I would have sent some ion canons your end but luckily, I actually like Seun. For now.

Haha. Try harder. Alfa can't die. You are only asking 4 trouble.

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