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I would have disowned her since if she was my mother

What nonsense ultimatum

toluxa1:
At least one of your should know book, iv never seen where 3 people togerher go come daft together and still be glorying in ignorance.

My statement was "200% of 1.5 is not 4.5" and I stand by that? Una go school?
200% of 1.5 is 3 any day anytime.

Bonus

You no know the meaning of bonus?

toluxa1:
But 200% of 1.5GB is not 4.5GB

So what is it?

Amberon1:
Blessed in what exactly.... poverty?

He's being sarcastic

bigpicture001:
....gas is cheaper in naija..just 1,500 for 5kg nd u won't finish it in one month, so say another thing my brother

Why you dey lie like this? You fit burn that gas as you wish without exhausting it in less than two weeks?

Omololu001:
I've been to a lot of west and southern African countries. Though I love Africa but life is so good in Malaysia and Australia.

Where I live in Kuala Lumpur, I do pay just #2,500 for gas every month,you will use gas any how you want,and at the end of the month,nah just #2,500

Walahi we dey suffer gidi gan for Nigeria.

This is good o.

How much to buy 5 bedroom duplex there?

ipobarecriminals:
Australia and Germany. Life in Aussie is so cheap dan Germany. Tin ate so expensive in Germany biko Next destination ............. Amelika afta dat corn hair man don comot.

Who go give you American visa with this your sick English?
They go first charge you with manslaughter for killing English

Bitcoin has given them the most anonymous fraudulent scheme

He didn't mention anyone's name tho

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These people don't even know who Ambode is talking about.

He didn't mention any name.

franchasng:
WHO IS A FEMINIST

Some great men and women all over the world have some great answers for us....enjoy below:




"feminists love dick more than food" - Socrates 1856

"Nigerian feminists are heartbroken, severally dumped ugly ladies who are revenging their rejection by men" - Chinua Achebe 1962

"The only thing a feminist wishes for everyday is a rich guy" - Barrack Obama 2006

"True feminists take AK47, M4 and head to the war front with men, they do not fight feminism on the internet" - Adolf Hitler 1946

"Nigerian women are very wise and cunning, they know that the fastest way to become popular and win the attention of successful men they had been craving for is to become sudden feminist online" - Mrs Funmilayo Kuti 1989

"The only feminists I believe in and respect are the women who joined the army to fight Nazi soldiers at Stalingrad, Polish front and Frankfurt, not the feminists fighting for relevance with their keyboards on the internet while praying for a rich husband" - Russian President Stalin 1947

"How can you be a feminist and still allow your parents to collect bride price and dowry from your husband How can you be feminist and still expect your boyfriend to have more money than you As a feminist, you need a jobless man you can spend on and show him that whatever men think they can do, you feminist can do more" - Ex Zimbabwean President Mugabe

"Being a feminist is not about cursing men, abusing your husband or dragging who is the head with your husband, it is about becoming a great woman, climbing to the peak of your career, making your own money, respecting your husband and all men in your life and being a worthy mother and woman of virtue, not by ranting on the internet with a mobile phone that was bought for you by a man" - Hillary Clinton 2014


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False information

Mynd44 Rule 8 violated

Not a single one of those "quotes" is true. None of them said that

See as they're using Nigerians to play games

babeosisi:
You,con me?
I was born with a load of commonsense
On your best day you couldn't match me asleep

Just from the way you type, I can tell that a guy's already conning yoi

Just shine your wits tho

Inhibitions:
12mil. Stay away brothers

Why?

You can get a 2015 with very clean record for less than $25k in US.

2013 for about $18k in US

Is the OPs price too high or too low?

SUPERPACK:
will your safe period protect you from hiv, and STDs?. stop mentioning that safe period please.

So when you marry you will expect your wife to be using condom to protect herself from HIV and STDs?

You'll say you guys are married, but they're dating too. This is not a one night stand or some FWB

If cheating is possible in dating, it's also possible in marriage. They're both monogamous
relationships So you will always use condom when fūcking your wife, to protect yourself, abi? You know she can bang another dick and catch some nasty HIV/STD

If you can't keep/handle it, PLEASE go meet a doctor on possible evacuation at this very early stage

Left to me, I would want to have a child

What's in your womb is not the society's, but yours. So, the ball is in your court

If you want to keep it, then tell your mom about it. Mothers are very good at that. Men are assholes 9 out of 10 of the time

Just know we all love you and your happiness comes first

franchasng:
Hahahaha, he should also go into governance so he can help us put president to avoid all these APC brazen election rigging

That's not where a businessman with billions of dollars to invest belongs

I'm not talking about Trump because that's simply an idiot whose biggest ambition was to become a president in his lifetime not minding his undiplomatic nature.

People should enter the hole they are shaped to fit into, not just any hole

Dangote has nothing to do with governance, and he knows that very well

ehissi:
Trust me, tesla is now as good as dead.........

Tesla without Musk is like Apple without Jobs (that while he was still alive).

Its not a slap on the wrist, it more like chopping off the hand........


From the wrist.................

He's still the CEO and everyone in Telsa knows that that he owns Telsa despite it being a listed on the stock market

I always advise against this listing of a thing but everyone seems to want what they don't have even if it means giving up their liberty

Cocao:
Hay God!

It is not fraud case. He made a careless tweet (probably got carried away) that affected the stock price of Tesla and had to be punished for it.

He's still the CEO, and $20m is just like 1m Naira to Musk.

franchasng:
yes Dangote is doing the same to kill Lafarge cement Wapco.

You can imagine French Investors in collabo with other foreign investors can't compete with Dangote in cement business in Nigeria due to Dangote using Nigerians Commonwealth to favor his personal business.

Dangote kills off competitors using government indirect funding via waivers and ill policies.

Dangote is going into everything; from FMCGs (Dangote Sugar, Flour, Pasta, etc) to transport to cement to rice production to oil/gas to construction to anything human, why

Dangote just ventured into vehicle assembling just because he doesn't want to patronize Nigerians already into truck vehicle assembling, is that healthy for a nation

Nigerian government is dull! I don't blame them sha, its cos its been in the hands of cows and Maluus and their slave

Yes, it's healthy.

He should please go into electricity generation too so that we can have light for 24/7 He should also complete that refinery fast soo that we can stop importing refined petrol

Don't let envy and jealousy destroy you.

PHILipu1:
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Russia radar will not be able to even pick them up talk more of firing missile.

Can you fire missile on something your radar can not pick?

This are stealth war planes

My guy, I will give it to you, your ignorance is beyond comprehension

Stealth doesn't mean invisible or undetectable

For any manned aircraft to be invisible or undetectable, it MUST be flying at a plane beyond the three spatial planes.

If objects beyond earth can be clearly viewed from earth, na wetin dey within our very own atmosphere that can't be spotted?

Science is not magic

kunkelhanspeter:
Why did Nigeria pilot didn’t eject?

Because your English paralysed him

This man's taste for house is very poor.

Very very poor taste

Horrible design
After all the bigness, all that the house has is 16 bedrooms.

I won't even buy it for $1m if it's in the market.

The design is very bad.

babeosisi:
I hope this boy won't use this girl up and dump her
Why can't he go ahead and marry her
Put a ring on it you smooth talking koala bear
what nonsense?

If I were a fraudster, people like you would be my daily meal ticket

What happens after the ring? Is the ring fixed?

You don't care about any other thing but the ring, AKA marriage

I see a time when playboys will understand how stupid and shallow the concept of the ring is, and use it to play ladies.

Life is bigger than any concept.

Don't prioritise living a concept over living life. That's why most folks don't know the meaning of happiness till date because their thinking forbids it.

They've already taken the whole thing out of context

Typical Nigerians

A sane society where humans are seen as humans

ernieboy:
you mentioned that it will double within a few months as if it is calculated monthly.

Yes, it will double because after the month that the tax is due, it becomes late Then they start increasing the amount by a percentage monthly. The 5m you are owing for that year will become 7m in few months It will keep piling up until you pay.

ernieboy:
property tax is annual not monthly

You didn't see per annum in what you just quoted, ba?

tossie101:
This is exactly the lie I was talking about,
It's just crazy .
Please bye

Don't make the mistake you're attempting to make o.

It's not a Yoruba, Hausa, delta, Benue, or Edo guy that is talking to you o.

I'm from the east, full blooded.

Be careful with what you think is crude oil.

tossie101:
Bring ur statistics as u claim or keep shut!
I stay in Lagos and and I have lived in Ibadan.
YORUBA men are just wicked savages from
Being lazy to lying and cheating cheating their wives and beating them.
thank God I always turn them down.
Im just too precious to be treated like poo

I was born and brought up in the east.

I know what's up. Don't make that mistake o.

Some Igbo women have paid with their sanity.

Just look well.

tossie101:
Rubbish bring the statistics, I can go on and on to name abusive YORUBA marriages.. Truth hurts.

Abusive marriage is even far away.

I can start from abusive relationships. I mean, serious battering of ladies.

Then the marriage na icing on the cake of abuse.