The biggest fools and losers are those who still cannot comprehend or appreciate the depth of criminality that has been instituted and normalised by the APC within just eighteen months
I swear Igbo people are the most cowardly in Nigeria! Yoruba, Ijaw or Hausa can never take a quarter of the nonsense they suffer under the shadow of electoral procedure!
Delta State gets about N40 billion a month. what Delta State gets is the aggregate of what Anambra, Imo, Enugu, Abia, & Ebonyi states get cumulatively.
I've asked the governor what he's doing with the money and he said that he is paying back Okowa's debt. - Senator Ned Nwoko
Nwoko wey be say na no1 parasite him sef be
Politicians survive on the fact that the average Nigerian IQ is only slightly better than that of a simpleton...and it's not for any genetic reason, just that most Naija people never learned how to think, while they were growing up
Beekeeper1: I’ve always been that person who says, “Naija till I die!” I grew up here, spent my whole life here, and I love this place like it’s part of my DNA. The food, the culture, the vibe—there’s just nothing like it. Even when my friends left for “greener pastures,” I was here, holding down the fort. “Who will remain to fix Naija if we all run away?” I’d joke.
But last month, my patriotism met its match.
It all started on a Monday morning—the kind that already feels like it’s out to get you before it even begins. I had a big presentation that day, one that could finally lead to a promotion. I got up extra early, suit pressed, slides perfected, and was out the door, determined to make a great impression.
Then NEPA happened. Halfway through my morning routine, the lights went out. No electricity. “No wahala,” I thought, scrambling to find my power bank for my phone and a flashlight to finish getting ready. I wasn’t going to let a little thing like no power stop me, right?
As I headed out, I noticed the fuel gauge blinking “empty.” Just my luck. I made a quick detour to the petrol station, only to be greeted by a line that looked like half of Lagos was there. An hour later, I was still in that line, watching the time tick by as my promotion dreams started slipping out of reach. But I finally got fuel, threw a thank you to the attendant, and sped off, hoping to make up for lost time.
And then I hit the traffic. Not today, please, I thought, gripping the steering wheel, whispering every “I cast and bind” prayer I knew. But Lagos traffic doesn’t answer prayers—it just swallows time, no matter how hard you beg.
I was almost at the office when I got stopped. You guessed it—police checkpoint. The officer took his sweet time inspecting my documents, dropping hints about “something for the weekend,” and I watched the last precious minutes melt away. By the time he finally waved me off, I’d missed my meeting.
When I finally got to the office, my boss didn’t even let me explain. She just gave me the look, that one that says, You had one job. I knew then that any hope for that promotion was gone.
That was it. I was drained, frustrated, and completely over it. It was like the universe was telling me, “Oga, it’s time to go.”
I don’t want to leave Naija; I really don’t. But sometimes, loving this place feels like being in a relationship with someone who just can’t get it together. You see the potential, the charm, the good heart underneath, but there’s always something—always some last-minute obstacle, some hidden clause that makes it so hard.
So yeah, I have a ‘japa’ plan now. I still love this place, and I always will. But maybe I need to love it from afar, with a little less “NEPA wahala” and a bit more stability. It’s a bittersweet plan, but hey, maybe one day I’ll come back, and Nigeria will be ready to meet me halfway.
Until then, my ‘japa’ plan is officially on standby. Because as much as I love this place, sometimes love just isn’t enough.
You've got to leave Nigeria if you intend to achieve your full potential i.e. without stealing from other people or making them your slave(s)
No one who is scrupulously honest and law-abiding can create a decent future in this demonic society
VitalSocialNEWS: You Can Pass Your Message Without Being A Nitwit.
Fact Check Developed Countries Like New Zealand, Sweden, Ireland, Finland etc And Read About How SAFE Their POLICE SYSTEMS Are. We Are Not Talking About Racist Countries Like The USA Which Many of You (Nigerians) Think It is The Only Developed Country When Elites Who Have Travelled Far And Wide Talk About 'Developed Countries'.
Personally, I've Been To Finland And Norway... And I Can Tell You That These Are Countries With Great Police Systems.
So, Quit With Your JUDGMENTAL BIAS And Learn How To Write Publicly Without Being Sponge Box.
What of Biden who has been senile for the past four years at least, throwing the entire planet into turmoil as a result of the associated incompetence..
The Police Are Only Begging And Robbing Because They Are Way Underpaid.
Every Police System in The Developed Countries Receive Their Payments Per HOUR.
We Are Yet To Start Paying Our POLICE OFFICERS Per WEEK Not To Talk About Paying Them Per DAY.
How Do You Expect Full Grown Adults To ONLY BOAST OF Receiving Salaries Only 12 Times Out of 365 Days In A Year ?
In A Community Where Business People, Other Online Entrepreneurs And Scammers Receive Money Anytime At WILL And CHANCE, Do You Think The POLICE Receiving Meagre Salaries ONLY 12 Times In A Year Will Be Happy To Keep You SAFE ?
Even in those developed countries their policemen constantly rob the citizens, so quit being a dumbass already!
Onanuga thinks we're all dumb like himself...those same police escort Yeye Bello when he goes out alone on his personal business - for e.g. when he goes to fúck ashawo which I'm sure he does - without Governor Odidi tagging along
Former Niger Delta militant leader, Asari Dokubo, has accused President Tinubu of betrayal and neglect.
Asari, who made the accusation in a viral video on social media, said Tinubu had betrayed him after working for his emergence as the Nigerian president in the 2023 elections.
Dokubo claimed that he spent his money canvassing for votes for Tinubu during the 2023 presidential election, only to be abandoned.
He, however, vowed to form an alliance with the Northern region and dump Tinubu ahead of the 2027 general elections.
Dokubo recalled asking Nigerians to hold him accountable if Tinubu failed as president.
He said, “I apologise to our fathers because they were not wrong in forming an alliance with the North, and as young men, we will now start that same alliance.
"From today, I will work and form an alliance with the North. President Tinubu betrayed me after I spent all my money and emptied my bank account campaigning for him. The Tinubu I know now isn’t the Tinubu I used to know. We will take this message across that only the Northerners can work with the Ijaw people.
"We can’t work with Yoruba people; they are a betrayal to us. We risked our lives by voting and doing everything, and this is what we get?”
PUNCH Online recalls that in 2023, Dokubo had said he has a long-standing relationship with Tinubu and he is not after a federal appointment.
He said, “I am not a regular politician; I am just a friend of Bola Ahmed Tinubu. I am not looking for an appointment, but those seeking an appointment made sacrifices and are looking up to me to ensure that their sacrifices are not in vain.”
Speaking when he was visited by an ex-presidential aspirant, Tein Jack-Rich, the former militant leader said his friendship with Tinubu dated back to the early 90s and he has complete faith in the President’s capacity, leadership qualities and his passion for equity and justice.
"I will not do anything that will cause the President pain, and so those around me can be rest assured that I am indeed a great supporter of the President,’’ he had said.
When you warn people about the unquantifiable amounts of evil embodied within the average Nigerian policeman and the need to stay away from them, everyone thinks you're being unpatriotic..