You guys are funny. No wonder una tickets for here dey red. How on Earth can Chelsea win Liverpool when needs a win.

Liverpool cannot draw that match.

Quote me anywhere. Liverpool will win hands down.

Some guys are just too dull for my liking. A police man ask for your phone without any warrant and you sef numu give am your phone. Which constitutional right does he has to check your phone in the first place.

No police man born of a woman can try that with me. I was driving with my younger brother into Sheraton and one police officer called my brother only to check his phone. I change am for the police officer.

You people are the ones spoiling this police officers. You see police man you go dey shake like chicken. How them no go harrass una.

Abeg make una allow me hear word.

I had a dream last night and here it goes. I was driving a bus in my dream. While driving I decided to buy something at the supermarket. On my way out of the supermarket I saw people trooping into the bus as if it was a public bus. Some where even lapping themselves.

I was furious and felt chasing all of them out of the bus but something made me held my peace.

I got into the bus and started driving, on getting to a bump I saw people coming out of a polling boot and when I made enquiry I was told PDP won in that polling centre.

Right there in my dream I had the feeling that PDD won the Presidential election.

I don't know if the dream was as a result of anxiety, I cannot tell but one thing is for sure, my dreams don't fail. My dreams always come to pass.

Dream interpreters over to you.

APC busted. The US is really Atikulating.

OPEN LETTER TO VOTERS

Reason I didn't support nor vote Buhari in 2015 was because I asked questions and I was told what happened in 1983/1984. What happened in 1983 repeated itself in the last 3years.

What is wrong with this generation. Why are we not learning from the past. Why do we keep making same mistake and expect a different result.

Pls I beg you in the name of the Almighty God to make things right tomorrow. Don't sell your vote. Defend your vote with all you ve got.

Vote for a candidate you know will make things right. Don't vote based on sentiment or religion.

Think about your children and unborn children.

God bless Nigeria!

Yours truly
Tolu Michael
Member: Amnesty International
Human right activist

LiveByNight:
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You call a lady better than every female in your family a hoe?

You can't even date or marry someone of her level the best you can do is one laspotech graduate who will work as a caterer

Your entire existence will be below average so in your next life you don't insult so freely

Mehnnnn see finishing. Bros abeg pity the guy small na.

Nairalanders una no go kill person with laugh. Chaiiii.....my belle don dey pain me

After watching Donald Duke the presidential candidate of the SDP on Channels TV, I know and now believe he is the Messiah we ve been waiting for. The man literally changed Cross River from nothing to one of the the best cities in the world. If given the opportunity he will turn Nigeria a word class country.

For those of you sitting on the fence, I think it's high time you make good use of your PVC. I know he might not win this coming election but I have a dream that one day Donald Duke will become the president of this great country. Only time will tell.

It's high time we look away from APC and PDP. They cannot take us to our promise land. We the youth need to take the bull by the horn. Let's come out and support a new party and collectively we can move this country to where it should be.

The change we desire start from you and I. Let's change the way we think.

It is I Tolu, a pioneer of a new Nigeria.

Abeg I no get strength to laugh jaree. Which kind wahala be this.

Newznow:
Watch video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d3r3rHBr6k

This video weak me to my bone marrow.

Fadire97:
Weekend banker

Z6KN5TMW

Remixes and post

Aroundnaija, Rushmore, axyz, bakayoko, limheet, and many more

This one na no go area

I am very surprised today with Bet9ja.

I made withdrawal yesterday and got alert this morning.

I think they are improving.

Do you have the complete papers of this contract.

Now the Zombies are avoiding this thread like a plague. Now matter how you guys avoid this thread. We the youth and the Nigerians populace will send the lifeless one back to Daura.

MalcoImX:

Here are 64 as listed by the presidency for you and Atiku, who originally asked on your behalf.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/10/onochie-replies-atiku-campaign-organization-lists-buharis-64-achievements/

You are a joker. All I can see is agriculture, agriculture, farming and farming. It's also on record that Jonathan had the best farming program. Few days ago, some women cried out that they want the Jonathan program of agriculture. So what are you and your lifeless one saying.

Take it or leave it. This govt is the most clueless govt ever. Committing blunder everywere.

I am not saying Jonathan never had any short comings but his govt is a million times better than this lifeless one.

Abeg I rest my case.

MalcoImX:
You are not serious. So Nigeria, with all the progress being made is the poorest country in the world. Which countries in Africa would you swap for Nigeria?

If your idea of progress is what GEJ represented, I pray never to be under such.

Can you pls highlight the progress made by this administration.

Listen all of you. Nigeria is just postponing the evil days. By the time the Niger Deltans come to an agreement to end this madness you all should be prepared for what will follow.

Every day is for the thief, one day is for the owner of the house. You cannot be robbing Peter to pay Paul.

It's just a matter of time. We will reclaim our right soon.

MalcoImX:
Which of the things you mentioned originated during Buhari's reign. Is it the Zamfara crisis, fuel price increase, fall in the value of the Naira, poor development index, the politics of herdsmen crisis or the institutionalization of corruption? Which one? The man is trying to clean the rot created by years of neglect and we know it's not going to be easy.

Our choice of Buhari is not about us but the future of our children and the country. Its not good enough to oppose somebody just because he has stopped you from making the national treasury your ATM machine. Look around at those shouting against Buhari the most and you'll see that it's because easy/free/corrupt flow of money is blocked from them.

Just imagine this guy. How can you clean up a mess and in the process make your country the poorest in the world. Abeg wetin you study for school cos you sound as if you are from planet Jupiter.

Abi na curse.

34webers:

Mynd44, lalasticlala, is it true?

This guy is a learner. You go school at all. No let me ask. How old are you?

34webers:



Mynd44, lalasticlala, biko, what's this?

Shut the Bleep up weed smoker.

E pain you?

Go and get a life. There is nothing the admin will do. Brainless nincompoop

Go to school na lie. Read for school na lie. Read and understand na another wahala. Na to dey smoke weed and to dey do yahoo yahoo dem sabi.

A sane man will agree with what Jonathan on what he said. I'm not saying he was perfect but his administration was better than this nincompoop administration.

This generation don tire me. A lot of mad youth everywhere, especially my yoruba yahoo yahoo brothers. Pls quit smoking and quit yahoo before you run mad

magzey:

Build road in the Sky? Wia d road?

Go and ask Fashola who said it. Oshogbo weed smokers

lumcylolly:
pls everybody o; is this bros jonna again ? abeg bros if u no keep qiet there.... Ekiti thunder na him i go invite make he con strike you and that your big for nothing mouth ....... i hate nonsense .. let him also rule for eight years then we can judge..

The thunder wey go fire you and your ancestors dey for gym dey do press up. Who born you sef. Pregnancy wey dem for flush inside toilet.

sureheaven:
This buffoon husband of baboon called Jonathan shld stop this nonsense of blaming everybody.

I’ve read books written by meaningful human being like Wole Soyinka, Shakespeare, Nelson Mandela, bill Clinton, George Washington and a lot of people that has impacted lives, I don’t know what to call this man’s own. What morals does his book portrays.

This man truly and ineffectual Buffon

illiteracy is a disease. Another nincompoop

TheAngry1:
This clueless criminal and petty kleptomaniac will not keep quiet abi? The man who spent 6 years and provided no single COMPLETED infrastructure, even while crude sold for $120 is here talking. Bulshit! A government that came in with crude selling at less than $40 a barrel has been able to COMPLETE his projects and lift us out of the recession he and his band of thieves plunged us into. Jonathan should just shut the fuuukk up and enjoy his loot. Anuofia!

Hear another foolish nincompoop. When Fashola took over as a minister, he made a statement that is on record. He said the Jonathan administration built more road than any president ever in the history of Nigeria. Most of the development going on today are Jonathan blueprints.

Go to school and learn una no go gree, na to dey do yahoo yahoo. Stupid and confused generation of vipers

Untainted007:
Mr ogogoro drinker to stupor, were u better? Pls STF and let see front abeg. If you had done well we won't av voted him in the first place. Ur weaknesses made us see him as a better option.

Another brainless nincompoop spotted

oyebanji44:
Dis foolish man should stop saying all these nonsense..under his watch..massive looting was going on...pple were just looting..pple were just becoming millions.

Where did this fool come from. Did you go to school at all. Did you read what he said.

Brainless nincompoop

Chaiiii see as betting wan turn person to mad man. Person pikin. Lord have mercy.

Be delivered from the spirit of betting IJN

Biggie2206:


So if your child comes home and tell you he gambled away his life, you'll tell him to kill himself. Nonsense!

I don't trade words. It's clear you need help

I don't understand some of you here. Why insulting people for airing their opinion. You gamble with your hard earned money or borrowed money and you come here to tell us how you are tired of life. Who send you to gamble in the first place. Abi anybody here hold your hand put for fire. Pls don't come here and give us some cock and bull stories. You want to make it in life, then quit gambling and start something and grow from there. Save us the sympathy party. I am not cut out for that crap.

If you cannot control yourself when it comes to gambling then you need deliverance or else you go sell your papa house take gamble.

Wetin! na curse. A lot of you are looking for quick money which you ll never have with gambling.

There are no short cuts in life. Some of us gamble for the fun of it and not to make a life out of it.

Wake up and think about your life and that of your uborn children, that is if you don't have any at the moment.

olasneh1109:

You will be great bruv! Keep pushing the hustle.

Really! Keep pushing with people's money. I wish you good luck oooo.