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Celebrities › Re: Asake Will Perform At My Wedding – Wizkid by newoffer: 3:27pm On Dec 13, 2025
And so what....
Car Talk › Re: Help! My Car Battery Drains Overnight But Works Better In The Evening by newoffer: 3:24pm On Dec 13, 2025
Your battery is a solar battery
Celebrities › Re: Simone Johnson & Her Lesbian Partner, Tatyanna Dumas by newoffer: 3:39pm On Dec 09, 2025
One of Boss use to take from money that was meant for all of us to give his children in school. Mind you all of them came out with pass. They cheerfully do not know the value of anything cos money meant for us were distributed to them. When people don't know value of money they misbehave.
tesseract:
It's like a curse for celebrities. If their children don't end up as junkies, they come out as gay. Smh
Politics › Re: Fintiri Builds ₦19 Billion Confrence Centre, While Children Learn Under Trees by newoffer: 11:03am On Dec 09, 2025
Irresponsible leaders in empty spaces..
TV/Movies › Re: Lady Tackles Skitmakers For Using Hausa & Islamic Dressing To Portray Criminals by newoffer: 9:52am On Dec 03, 2025
It is arab culture. Is that hausa dressing. Misplaced priority
Politics › Re: Everyone To Blame For Nigeria’s Insecurity – Mahdi Shehu by newoffer: 5:27pm On Nov 24, 2025
Especially Northerners. You breed children you cannot care for is not the genesis of available tools in the hands of bandits and other voices ruining the peace of the nation.
Religion and cheap eye service development. What's the need for landmass that you cannot harness?
Politics › Re: Breakdown of Nigeria’s ₦3.10 Trillion Defence Budget (2025) by newoffer: 10:56pm On Nov 22, 2025
Everybody dey chop. Insecurity na beautiful thing. U can see numbers is going up. Insecurity is a good thing. U collect such budget u should work your ass cos thats a while bunch of money.
Crime › Submit Your Solution To Bandits Here by newoffer(op): 8:54am On Nov 22, 2025
High-Intensity Light and Sound System:

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Effect: Creates temporary blindness and hearing disruption, making it difficult for attackers to aim or coordinate.

Kit:



Perimeter Obstacle System (Non-Lethal Traps/Barriers):

Description: A series of deployable or static obstacles designed to slow down or channel attackers. This could include reinforced fencing, thorny hedges, or even a system that can quickly deploy sticky foam or nets.

Effect: Delays movement, makes it harder to maintain formation, and potentially traps individuals.

Kit:
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Lists All The Kidnappings & Deaths In One Week In Nigeria by newoffer: 8:31am On Nov 22, 2025
Dem never feed canary bird morning food. He is still neutral
Politics › Re: Nigerian Government Organizes Training For 50 Lawmakers On U.S. Negotiation by newoffer: 8:37pm On Nov 21, 2025
Negotiation for what please? Every opportunity to waste resources
Celebrities › Re: Actor Baba Ijesha Released From Prison by newoffer: 1:53pm On Nov 15, 2025
Abi go and enril in Xvideos. Bad man. He should marry and face life. No pity for the wicked..quote author=Ttalk post=137478127]He should turn his prison experience to skit, Naija will like it[/quote]
Crime › Re: Bayelsa Police Inspector Brutalises His 3 Children Over Witchcraft Allegations by newoffer: 6:39pm On Nov 08, 2025
They just employ animals into the force. No brain test or drug test or Proper background checks before admissions into Police.
Politics › Re: Tejere Thomas Jolomi Commends NSA Ribadu’s Security Reforms by newoffer: 6:32pm On Nov 08, 2025
Schemers everywhere. Maybe I can trust a mannequin. U see all this people are same people. I don't trust anybody in this country .
Politics › Re: No Christian genocide in Nigeria, Muslim Lives Matter Too- Onanuga Replies Rubio by newoffer: 7:37pm On Nov 01, 2025
Nothing mix with Apc that sounds normal or sane.
Politics › Re: EFCC, NFIU Launch Crackdown On Alleged Coup Funders by newoffer: 4:04pm On Nov 01, 2025
Everything be like script. Trust anything in this country. For me I only see incumbent trying to shut opposition. quote author=Savenigeria2023 post=137312276]To anyone that cares to listen and can think just a lil bit, some things are obvious:

1. This is a fake coup masterminded by Tinubu
2. The coup plotters might have been used without their knowledge
3. Tinubu has used this move to destabilize any potential coup against him
4. How can anyone believe a southern Sylvia will coordinate a coup with northerners only without a southerner?

There might have been a planned coup, but this particular play out is the brain child of the president

Argue all you want but baba wants his 2nd term like crazy[/quote]
Foreign Affairs › Re: US State Department's Designated Countries Of Particular Concern (see List) by newoffer: 11:26am On Nov 01, 2025
Insurgency is a billion dollars investment. Nemesis go catch up with them all. quote author=Jaylord12 post=137314735]


The problem is that if you talk they will say it's not only christains that's been killed but they aren't ready to stop the killing bcus some of these men are making trillions from the insurgency.[/quote]
Crime › Re: I Lost My Matured Male Turkey To Thieves Today. by newoffer: 4:46pm On Oct 31, 2025
Someone stole my mom's chicken. I just visit with a clean shave with a neat white shirt. I gave them 24hrs to get me another chicken. They did cos they thought am a Military man. Once u don't have fence people will steal your birds
yemmit90:
So painful to lose a big imported turkey that worth 80k or more. The thief is probably one of your close friends or neighbours who has seen it or know about turkey and where to sell it.

Try to visit where they sell poultry birds in your area and check if you can see it. Also try to stylislishly interrogate some children around you (only say you are looking for a big white turkey), you make take one or two things from their statements. And don't ask them in the present of their parents or adults.
Properties › Re: My Landlord Stops Replying To My Greetings For Questioning Him On Rent Hike by newoffer: 2:23pm On Oct 28, 2025
My land is blind and almost 80 plus. He increased my rent over 50 percent because Local Government is grading the street. Pls is the landlord the ones paying for the road construction? Why increase rent because Govt is fixing roads. The evil u people are doing in Lagos will surely catch with you all. Same Landlord don't pay more than 5k on landuse charge for residential building.
Agriculture › Re: Hidden Treasure For Organic Farmers: The Amazing Comfrey Plant by newoffer: 7:57am On Oct 28, 2025
How can I get the seeds or stems?
Properties › Re: House Being Demolished At Midnight In Spite Of Occupants Still Asleep In Lagos by newoffer: 5:45am On Oct 28, 2025
The level of hate. A landlord increased a shop rent from 5k to 21k. Mumu don't know he will pay back cos the business people will increase price too. They aren't dumb. The standard sets by some fellows in Lagos is so poor. In future they will understand better. quote author=LagosOrigin post=137266341]
Where was it stated in the video or write up that Igbos own the house abi na Only Igbo people get house in Lagos ?

Hate is the reason why you won't make headway in life[/quote]
Fashion › Re: Which One Is Red Flag To You? by newoffer: 4:08pm On Oct 26, 2025
No go far. Those signs are for people who subscribe to a kind of lifestyle. No try dey pity anybody. So u no go invite wayward beings into your life. Piercing of nose and extra ears no be small pain. Anybody doing such meant well for her selfquote author=HeatSeeker post=137250462]

All of them grin. I have a tendency to avoid ladies spotting any or all of these.

Though I am trying to be less judgemental and accepting of people with piercings, my default settings will be to evade whenever I can.[/quote]
Politics › Re: CAN Reaffirms Christian Genocide In Nigeria, Chides Presidency by newoffer: 5:30pm On Oct 21, 2025
Propaganda specialist
Family › Re: Nigerian Lady Cries Out As Her Brothers Wife Makes Him Fence Their Compound(vid) by newoffer: 4:03pm On Oct 20, 2025
He should fence everybody out. I built a place at a young age then allow my parent occupy the property. Now parents are aged some siblings said it's a family house while they have their own. Pity nobody. If the fence will make everybody mind their business let it be. quote author=JAOS post=137186377]Securing your property is a right step to avoid future conflict within extended families,I recommend everyone to do this[/quote]
Family › Re: Married Men With Kids Earning Below 100k, How Do You Cope? by newoffer: 3:37pm On Oct 20, 2025
Wow. Na me una dey talk ooooo. Working with Naija supposed giant telco. Junior workers salary is not encouraging. Once I resume I am available to fix all problems. If na by Salary nobody go prosper talk less of marry or help anybody. Na side hustle we dey take balance. Working where principalities and power dey use junior workers salary dey play ping pong..quote author=onyxo76 post=137181720]almost a mission impossible, except you get a good farm and probably some good side hustle, you're skinned with 100k of yours.[/quote]
Crime › Re: BRT Task Force Officers Caught Extorting Drivers Outside BRT Lanes (Video) by newoffer: 7:05pm On Oct 19, 2025
Imagine having like 35 law enforcement arresting motorist on Eko bridge towards costain and these people don't mind causing traffic for us returning from work. What a waste of tax payers money. Allow camera to find people and take your corrupt officers from the road.
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Battling Drug, Alcohol Abuse - Ned Nwoko Break Silence by newoffer: 4:26pm On Oct 19, 2025
When u marry a toddler. Lol.
Celebrities › Re: I’d Rather Be Rich & Based In Lagos Than Anywhere In The World,’ - Blord Odumodu by newoffer: 4:05pm On Oct 18, 2025
Moving around in Lagos is damn risky. Am just coming from Lagos island where some organized fraudsters at Idumota always forcing people to play lotto games by Juju or by force. One day I will knock one of them before they understand that everybody no be mumu. U need to be fucking Active to survive in Lasgidi. quote author=Brendaniel post=137168303]Your opinion, some people too would rather be rich and live in the same UK than Lagos, the blogger Aina had to relocate away from Lagos, even Seyi Law relocated his family to UK, they are plenty.[/quote]
Politics › Re: Nigerians Superlatively Safer Now – Daniel Bwala by newoffer: 5:29pm On Oct 13, 2025
Dan always representing . A two way reactor
Agriculture › Re: Local Chicken Farming A New Oil Money. by newoffer: 3:15pm On Oct 09, 2025
Check Mzee chickens on youtube...quote author=Flakky26 post=131920799]i need more info on rearing local fowl as business.[/quote]

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