₦airaland Forum

Coronavirus gives no fvck about your level in the society.

Truth be told; I actually care less.

Me, I'm always wondering why you'll never see a naked mad man with small preeeq.

All their preeeqs dey be like yam!

motunabby:
Pic 1: Simple n healthy plate... It was breakfast
Pic 2: FRIED RICE +TURKEY, BEEF n PLANTAIN with ORGANIC ZOBO for Muslims customers to break for Iftar

You ate the first one and served your customers the second?

Wow! Your customers eat good food.

ToyinDipo:
There was a rumour that Ramos asked to be substituted after that dribble

Lmao! Evil bruv!

Evil!

ToyinDipo:
Wickedness, but what was Ramos' offence?
He just turned Ramos to training pole

That first throw-line dribbling is humiliating.

Godx:
Forget about Ronaldinho self. Any half baked winger/ striker is capable of disgracing and demolishing Ramos. He is an aba made defender.

He's an insult to Aba made defenders bruv.



Ramos is defensively wack!

raumdeuter:
they are footballers who are more concerned with winning the biggest trophy in football for their Nation

That means Boateng is greater than Messi?

raumdeuter:
Ramos Pique Boateng etc all win on the field, Its only politicians like Buhari and Dino Melaye that brag about winning through ballot

Ramos, Pique and Boateng allowed VVD to win Uefa best, why?

I prefer Buhari to go for third tenor than a SW politician.

raumdeuter:
Performance in polling booth and ballot boxes when he is not Buhari

See talk!

Smh!

By all means, they want to turn South Eastern states to Kano and Lagos filled with lots Igbo cases.

Chukwu okike will never allow that!

raumdeuter:
Polling booth award, Let us see the world cup he won on the field like Boatank

So VVD performance in the bedroom gave him Uefa best, not on the field?

raumdeuter:
Now lets check this

Below is vs Ronaldinho

https://j.gifs.com/q7kRAD.gif

We table full clips, not gifs.

Ronaldinho vs Ramos.

Enjoy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8NgqEupNto

Expert17:
Boateng that was struggling at Man city.......now a boss in bundesliga.

Even Smalling is one of the best defender in Serie A

David Luiz was one of the best in Ligue 1

Pique too.

kendrick93:

Guy u are evil...

I personally like the guy. He's a promising defender.

I can't forget the orgasm-driven performance he gave in 2015 UCL semifinals when he marked Messi.

raumdeuter:
Boateng already won everything in football, CL and world cup. All before age 27. Let VVD do his own

Uefa best inclusive?

Expert17:
Future @ the age of 39

It's actually never too late for a defender like Boateng to learn.

He survived because it wasn't just his time to die.

Once it's your time, even if you fall from a cube of maggi, you MUST die.

raumdeuter:
Beat Ramos in what?

In Pointing and shouting?

Ramos's defensive skills and games are shiiits.

During one on one, it's either he gets dribbled or he'll commit foul. You'll hardly see him mark a world class player and win the ball.

Very aggressive and careless ROUGHian who's lucky to be playing for good teams.

I can imagine him and Adama.

raumdeuter:
Is it worse than what 19yr old Martial did to VVD?

VVD is a good defender, but I personally prefer Boateng because he seems like a player that will do well in the future.

kendrick93:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdREV6P2b-I[url]

I need one particular video bruv.

VVD against Hwang....Salzburg.

Expert17:

Forgotten so soon?

What Boateng did to Messi in 2015 Ucl semi finals.

99.586% of Nigerians wish their fathers aren't Nigerians.

kendrick93:
Go on then...
List this mythical defender playing currently

Boatheng

kendrick93:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvHu5RE64og[url]
This is van djik against supposedly another explosive player mbappe...
I'm posting this videos to disprove the nonsense spouted by ramdeuter and co that van djik shies away from one on one..
No defender currently is more capable on one on ones than Van djik

You don fvck up!

raumdeuter:
Do you know the meaning of outpaced? Someone was behind you and caught up with you but you are claiming you outpaced him

Adama was behind VVD when they started, a few second later they are level yet it was VVD who outpaced

Some jokes write themselves

At the end what happened? Did Adama beat him?

VVD might not be that kind of defender who takes the risk of leaving as a last man to mark players, but when it comes to defensive prowess, VVD will comfortably beat Ramos.

ibkayee:
Not a fan of washing other people's dishes too, I doubt anyone likes washing plates but I particularly dislike washing other people's lol. I have a problem, I know lol

Do you allow people to wash yours?

Kakashiii:
Of course. There is love in sharing

Awwwwwwn!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB1xTnTwF3Q

Turks by Nav, Gunna and Travis Scott.

Another Mad Jam!

Kakashiii:

Will you give me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfHNIPXTxy0




Zeze by Travis Scott, Kodak black and Offset.

Offset killed it with this line

I go in her mouth, she can't tell me nothin' (Eghck, eghck, egchk)