₦airaland Forum

sarrki:
Bros what do you mean by tribalist ?

Is ipob a tribe ?

Abeg swerve

Sarrki, you no well.

janefrancisca:
English has indeed suffered, you can't even write a coherent sentence. Didn't u learn how to use punctuation marks and when/how to use capital and small letters in school?.
lesson: comot d kpako wey dey ur eye before u wan comot d saw dust wey dey anoda person eye.

Again, madam, there is nothing like capital and small letters, it is called upper and lower case letters.

Also, for the purpose of emphasis, I may decide to use upper case letters in an informal writing and indeed embolden them, where possible, underline them as well.

English no be our papa language, stop trying to ridicule others over minor mistakes.

janefrancisca:
Pot calling kettle back, point of correction, it's "abandon" and not "abandoned.

Yimu... It is "black" not "back".

Leez:
bro just try stop crying
biafra is here

Gerrout, wetin concern me and your biafla?

If u like get biafrog, biabia, biadrugs or any other bia bia, your concern.

Leez:
oya stop begging na
just watch as bois dy comot and hold ur tears if u can
nextprince best start to prep to b wit d fulanis cuz igbos are leaving ds joke

What's this one saying? Don't worry, donvikings is coming for more massage, e be like say u don dey recover small small from that bomb.

DonVikings:
Potor Jewish Primates right now..

The way you dey panel beat these wawa people, be carefulU with dem, dem fit carry ur name go Shuku okuko abiama sha o.

DonVikings:
Him no know him playmates?

DonVikings:
I don't want them to go? If it were my decision to make, all Potor Jews will be flogged out of every patch of land in Nigeria back to Potor Republic within the next few seconds.

Who wants to live with a bunch of inconsolable losers who think everyone owes them an apology for being so stupid?

Even when they asked you people to leave, your grand fathers went begging to stay back in the zoo.

Unity begging Jewish primates.

Why na? Why u finish the guy like this?

Leez right now.

Richy4:
I will not argue with u sir because i never claimed that I knew it all ....but God knows that I know when to use "where"as well as "were" ...

I guess u are the type that hated being corrected
I still maintain that u should type the word "where" and "were" separately in your smartphone.. get to know their meaning and differences..it will help u in future
I am through with u sir.. have a great day

Bro, go and learn this thing and stop embarrassing yourself on a public forum.

Alternatively, as someone suggested above, get an expert in English language, by far better than this embarrassment. School children do come to Nairaland, don't confuse them.

Richy4:
I can only advise you to check on your usage .and the difference between Where and were...If you can't still get it, I am afraid, i can't help u..

Nawao! And funny enough, you may end up teaching someone this crap.

Anyway, I assure you, you will be disgraced on this one day.

Last lesson; you don't use lower case letter "i" for first person singular regardless of wherever it occurs.

Bye.

Richy4:
check google dear,

Something like this..
where there any survivor...? where there English teachers in your ...?.Etc. English language is a bundle of ambiguity bro...That's why one shouldn't make fun of another because u can't always get it..I know i have helped my former boss correcting some usage..and he is from England..

Bro, you just showed that you wasted school fees, walahi. Gawd, what's this?

Now, what is "were"? That is the simple past of the verb "are".

If he is still in school and I want to ask the question, I will say; "Are there English teachers in your school?"

But since I assumed he was no longer in school and it is now past, it now goes thus; "were there English teachers in your school?"

Where, on the other hand is not a verb and has no tense (present or past).
Come, who taught you English? What kind of yeye argument is this? Which google did you check this?
Bros, I will advise you to take down this nonsense before all eyes see it.

Noted.


Anyway, wishing my president speedy recovery.

Richy4:
You've made your own mistake too..."Where" is the real deal

Are you for real?

You mean I should have written "where there ...school"?

Pls, come again, I don't understand. Make your point clear before I say something. I don't want to assume.

chiagozien:
I have been telling people that yoruba muslim is worster than hausa,can you imagine just because he stepped on his foot why running,that why they just kill that poor boy.well when servant kill master na that time casala dont burst.

Were there English teachers in your school? Just asking.

Hmm

See their yam legs.

Dey don chop akpu finish, the next thing na to come begin dey show us how stupid they are as untamed beasts.

**spits on those disgusting potor legs and Walks off**

Hmmm

MsRoe:
Sorry about quoting you, but that post was meant for smart people. I don't expect just anyone to have the wherewithal to grasp it.


As you were, please.

My position was never changed by your quote so the emboldened ain't necessary.

Now leave.

silent10:
d guy shoot himself no b small.

You dey mind am

izombie:
Why nigerians cannot be told of what is really happening with their president is still baffling to me. Why all this secrecy? Who are they hiding buhari's condition from? Is it america, UK, pdp or nigerians that voted for this man? I don't understand.

You have been told, just that is different from what you want, the more reason you think it is a lie.

Everyone cannot be lying at the same time.

Hmmm

MsRoe:
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This here is an existential argument. Does perception make things real? Or do they exist whether we can perceive (correctly) of them or not. Perception changes in the light of more information, or shifting angles. Does that mean the object has changed?

The only way to give due credit to the existence of an object, is not by linking it to flawed human perception, but by scientifically measuring its attributes. Would we have known about uv rays otherwise. It's a bottom-up and not top-down approach.

And the scientific instruments used for measuring those parameters were handed over to us by Shuku okuko abiama, abi?

The parameters taken into consideration while they were being designed have nothing to do with human perception, right?

Na una type dey see something korokoro but dey wait make Donald Trump confirm am. You dey see white and every other person see same white but you dey wait make Donald Trump wey no dey there confirm the colour for you.

Scientific instruments are only necessary where human senses are helpless and accuracy is required.

Common sense should tell us that a man is tall, short or average but where accuracy is required, we use a measuring tape.

Which instrument do you need to know which tribe dominates prostitution in Nigeria?

Ask any young man/woman on the streets which tribe dominates prostitution in Nigeria today.

Now, duck off my mention.

Bloody fool, if he is picked up by security agencies now, he will shout blue murder and act his name.

Besides, na pistol e want use fight war?

He is certainly an armed robber.

In the words of ipork toads, Charly boy is an ewedu gulping afonja.

Good one there by efcc.

World defenders of thieves will soon land.

Ngokafor:
....It is too early for this gnashing of teeth....Your Nigeria shall cave in sooner or later if things continue the way it is..whether you like it or not.

Who is this? Do I look like I give a damn about your opinions?

Now fold and shove it up ya a$$ for all I care.

RaggedyAnn:


Btw, registers contain the statistics that can be used to address issues (national or otherwise)

All these back and forth ain't it. Several reports are there on the Internet and all point towards one tribe, prove me wrong pls and stop grabbing a rotten straw.

Could all those reporters be non ibos or against ibos?

When the first say it is a duck, the second say it is a duck, the third man say it is a duck, fourth and fifth say it is a duck, yet no one says it is a hen, then it must be a duck.

Very good one from Kano state. News quite different from the other thread Kwankwanso as the topic.

Replace the dull ones from the pool of good unemployed qualified school certs from Kano state.

"We will not repeat what happened during the nationalcensus period in the years back here in the state when those who called themselves MASSOB disrupted the exercise in Igbo land and the consequences of that disruption led to rating our population figure very low which is what we are still suffering today because we were counted less than what we are.”

Ipob miscreants are bunch of illiterates who cannot learn anything.

Meanwhile, the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) declared that it would go ahead with the planned electionsin the south-east even if voters do not really come out to exercise
their rights as expected.

INEC should go ahead with its constitutional responsibility and ignore the croaking of these disoriented toads. The relevant security services are at its beck and call.

Last time I checked, Buratai is still the COAS.

INEC Resident Electoral Commissioner (REC) in Enugu state, Emeka Ononamadu, said that it had nothing to do with the organisation.

Good one there from Emeka, INEC has nothing to with organisation of some hungry rif rafs.