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muller101:
u this mad monk.. senior bigot

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Mynd44
OAM4J
Lalasticlala
seun

All hail this head warmer

Okay.

Shey na ibo? Abeg dis one no be news jare.

After all these yeye blasting, you will discover they are actually lying.

I swear belle dey sweat me the way the useless girl ended up patching for protection.

As if quarrelling with your mother's age isn't disrespectful enough, you spit on her face, wtf.

How I wish they all get instantly served like this, foolish girl.

Kudos to the mama jawe.

The thing pain am die.

Dude needs a psychiatrist asap.

RIP

Ipobs are getting worked up with lies and inconsequential propaganda.

Thank God peace is gradually returning to the NE, hope it is sustained.

God bless the Armed Forces
God bless the ag president, PYO.
God bless PMB
Long live The Fed Rep of Nigeria.

emmymdk:
I served in Taraba State! And got reposted from my PPA to an interior village because I declined a request from my Principal to go and copy the Answer on the board for my students during 2016 WAEC exam.

Only God knows what he told my LI, all efforts made by me to protest it was thrown away as I was never allowed to defend myself before NYSC officials or even ask them what my offence was.

I just kept mute and finished my service year.

If we are all to narrate our stories involving exam malpractices in the south as well, I don't think the internet will contain them.
So, the most appropriate means of getting information about examination malpractices is through the exam bodies themselves and some research journals which are all over the internet.
On any of those publications, the south is always in the lead.
Now, imagine, over 480 examination malpractice centres were closed in just one state, Anambra. Now, for God's sake, how many examination centres are in Anambra alone that over 480 are malpractice centres?
So, forget that thing, we all know how d thing dey roll.
https://www.nairaland.com/1823420/anambra-close-486-exam-miracle#24870522

APCsupporter:
what kind of nonsense is this? can you provide any proof for this nonsense that you just posted? what do you guys even aim to achieve by posting baseless lies everywhere? That's how some bastard were saying that 100 is the cut off mark for jamb in the north. provide proof for what you just posted if you are the true son of your father!
besides, the number of irregularities that jamb detected in the South is by far more than that of the North. nonsense

nextprince
friendng

You dey mind dem?
Sometimes, I laugh uncontrollably whenever I see them celebrating the outcomes of public exams. Why should candidates register for exams outside their nearest examination centres?
Meanwhile, these were announced because of the accident that claimed lives.

9 candidates were killed in an accident on their way from Enugu to PH for exam.
https://www.nairaland.com/1272986/nine-jamb-candidates-died-horrific#15466366

43 candidates were killed in an accident between Abia and Edo for same reason
https://allafrica.com/stories/200208140219

Why were they travelling? The examination body has this to say - SPECIAL EXAMINATION CENTRES.
https://amp/www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/prospective-utme-candidates-need-know-2017-jamb/amp/&ved

486 examination malpractice centres in Anambra alone were closed down.
https://www.nairaland.com/1823420/anambra-close-486-exam-miracle#24870522

The champions of exam malpractices in Nigeria.
https://ezeja.com/2017/02/22/abia-tops-malpractice-list-2016-necogce-results-released/&ved

Immediately after my NYSC, I participated in marking of WAEC & NECO in the North. And you know most times exam scripts are swapped between zones for the purpose of marking. On one occasion, I marked Physics from two different examination centres in Abia.
I cleared over 250 booklets in less than 48 hrs, you know what that means, booklets were practically blank, hence easy to mark, just close the pages with a diagonal line across blank spaces.

My colleague wasn't that lucky, it took him same 48 hrs to clear less than 70 booklets, meaning the "candidates" made good attempts, I had to assist him cos he was running out of time and indeed we still got an extra helping hand to meet up with time.

Meanwhile, we both marked same state. The question now is, why were some centres practically zero and others almost 90% from the same state?

The answer lies in the existence of Magic Centres. Few candidates weren't buoyant to get registered in those special centres.

CC Guyman02

DerideGull:
I guess ignorant is decidedly inherent. No human being is either white or black. Color is not and will never be a human. The lady is a USA citizen who is born and raised in USA. I wonder if you can discern one with the so-called American ascent. Of course, it is a USA government's office building. However she has started that every presentation is disguised to keep the enemies of the movement confused. Now, you can believe whatever crap that tickles your fancy.

My recommendations;
Get books on the following subjects.
1. Grammar in English language,
2. Spellings of English words,
3. The human race.
I will give you the first on the list free of any charge while you get the other two from bookshops.

When you are done studying them, you get back to me then we can talk.

Until then, bye.

The ultimate goal is money, nothing else important.
Come, what is it about this head warmer?

OK

Nawao.

Very true.

Ibos cannot leave Arewa, hence the resetting. Most noise making miscreants are just heating up the system with the hope of taking it to anarchy & chaos when stealing and looting go make sense.

If it will remotely address it, let's start now.

The best time to plant a tree is 35 years ago, the next best time is now.

Nawao.

Whenever I read about anything bad outside Nigeria, this head warmer quickly comes to my mind, though I don't know why.

OP, are you a learner?

See his face, at 40 you no get sense, the least your useless soul will get is life imprisonment with proper labour.

Hmmm

At 19, Chidimma Nwoke is already a full blown armed robber, nawao.

This name, chidimma and popularity sha. Chidimma & cucumber, chidimma & drug, chidimma & kidnapping, biko what is the meaning of chidimma?

Anyway, this head warmer though.

Copy the relevant mods to assist with wider view.

Shebi na dem get the best healthcare facility, shouldn't this be handled within?

Abegeee.

Op, abeg, next time, add "graphic" or "viewers discretion"

miztersale:
Waec results are out and i just checked my own, so i would like to know which science course i can study with it

I think the question should have been "which science course will I not be allowed to study with this waec result"?
You can study many science course such as medicine, pharmacy, Electrical, mechanical, civil, chemical engineering, infact, I can't name them, too many.
Good luck.

izzou:
Dont transfer the aggression you have for Kanu on the whole tribe

Ogun state has the highest record for beheadings but it would be wrong to say that all Yorubas are ritualists.

Just stop spitting hatred abeg, especially in cases that are not politically related

Na beg i dey beg you

I repeat, take this good message to your ibo brothers. They are in dire need of it, especially, the online members.

izzou:
Lol. I knew your minute brain wouldnt have any other output other than hatred

So beacuse an Igbo man committed a crime, it means the whole tribe are sons of dogs baa?

Go and preach this gospel to your ibo brothers, they need it better.

happybrother:
Whenever I laugh it's always in swahili !.
I don't know why some Nairalanders won't stop pretending as if they love poverty. If by the grace of God your parents have the means to send you to study in Ghana talkless of London will you reject it?.
For once we MUST understand that we cannot drag people from their strata in the society to our own. Also why hate or talk enviously against a pretty princess who on her own right chose what is availably affordable to her?.
Happy graduation my princess.

Gbam