₦airaland Forum

sarris:
Come to Niger delta and see for yourself in Bonny alone they mk up abt 50% of d entire staff in d oil and gas sector.

Leave that yoruba guy abeg...:he has never been there, so, even if you talk from now till tomarow, ur point still don't make any sense to em.

Nigerian system of election is soo funy, people vote for party and not for the candidates....I believ if jimi is in APC, some dudes who mock em will vote for him worfully...

It doesn't comes to me as suprise sha, because the yoruba's that i know are bunch of traitors.

DAIL:
abeg who get this goat? Come carry am comot 4 here.....sheage!

Shut ur stinking mouth close...u were even happy to have said all you falsely know about her..the gurl is looking chummy and you are hear promoting her image to facilitate her designers awareness(thank you)...
Thanks for leting us know that she is yet to graduate from Bokoharam University Kano.

DAIL:
We were in BUK together she no fit graduate, drugs is all she is gud at, i hope say she done change....she looks pretty as usual.

Ok. now that you have made the whole nairalanderrs know what she does in school, are you now please with youself?

angelTI:
Politics is a dirty game!

Na. Those playing it are the one dirty...politics is a clean game...,na only nigeria dey do politics

Activa:
Can agbaje overrule bode george and Koro?

How many of d candidates contesting d assembly's seats are from agbaje's camp?

Very well...
Who is bode Gorge and Koro to Jagaban?
Handling this people you mentioned wouldn't. Be a task for agbaje to handle..trust me...
Bros na Tinubu we dey talk here abeg...I don't believe in all of those people you mentioned wen it comes to political enviroment.

Tinubu na ''orisha'' is either you dance to his tones or you go other-away.

Activa:
Has agbaje demonstrated d capacity to perform?

I have not seen him show an understanding of lagos complexity at all. He was talking rubbish in all his interviews I watched. He has changed his position many times on simple things within d campaign period. He will be overwhelmed.

What his agbaje's record? What he done before? Where has he worked before? If u were to hire ambode or agbaje for your company, who will u pick? Be honest o

Agbaje is also a puppet of bode George, ogunlewe and obanikoro. He didn't win d pdp primaries. They rigged it for him.

We shd not ask for change for d sake of change. Why are we not asking for change in other states of d country? Why only lagos? Will agbaje's change bring progress?

U can be sure it won't bring progress. What lagos needs for progress is to be in d same party as d one in abuja.

How can lagos alone affect our one party state? What of plateau, taraba, rivers, cross river, akwa ibom, delta,ebonyi, anambra etc why are u not calling for change in all these places too? Why only lagos?

He called lagos because, lagos is equivalently Nigeria top heart state....most foreigner do not no nigeria but knows lagos....if not for the military sentiment made by previous northern president who shifted federal capital teritory from lagos to abuja all for self-fish interest....
Brother! Lagos is far recognize than any other states in the country......
To backup his point, you and I knows that; it is not possible for Ambode to over-rude ''Jagaban's'' order no matter his level of competence to serve the state.
In this view, I believ lagos needs sombody who will fight and deliver for people and not somebody who will be working under the influence of some god-fathers order.
If you make research on the dispute between Goodluck and Obasanjo, you will understand what I mean.

agbajesaid:
The first time I had sex was after my secondary school & it was with a prostitute. After realizing there wasn't much fun in it as exaggerated by my friends, I asked for God's forgiveness and moved on with my life.

But 2 years after, I met this pretty and well behaved lady, and I fell in love with her. She was too pretty to resist. We had sex at least twice in a day for more than 3 years because we virtually stay together. During those period, I noticed things changed negatively.

Academics, business, spiritual, moral aspect of my life crashed. And up till today, I can't do anything right. And before I met this girl, everything was fine. Please I need help. Could it be the girl that's using my fortune or its the sex that destroyed my life?

Temptation and to b tempted is normal, resistance from temptation takes the Grace of God to overcome. I understand ur plights, but what I will tell you is to engage your self with serious preayer and fasting.
What is happening to you now, is the in-ablity to let the memories of those imoralities fun you both had and the so called pleasures and highly satisfaction you drive from both.

I don't believe in lady taken away one success after sex though..all you need to do is to sit-up and connect ur mind to God.
Shalom

nkemChetam:
DAMAGING CHAT HABITS PARTICULAR TO YOUTHS OF TODAY.

Gets up 7 a.m in the morning, sleepwalks into the kitchen, grabs something to bite on... His phone's battery is down; picks up his charger and leaves home in search of power to charge his phone. He visits all the salons, even while charging, he's on the phone, Chatting! Chatting! Chatting!!

The phone eventually power up to 30% after 2hrs of ineffective charge due to usage, he hangs the charger around his neck and with great joy, heads back home.

Without removing his shoes or sandals he cruises into the
living room, doing what? Chatting... Before long, the battery gets drained, he leaves home yet again to another barbing salon...

Nightfall; not really satisfied, he returns home say... around 9 p.m, and by 2 am, the charged battery is completely depleted...

*this circle continues daily and meanwhile this dude/sis is supposed to be a potential doctor....... Indeed many youths are captives of technology, all they do is charge -- discharge, Charge -- discharge, charge --discharge, moving about with charger! (Thank God for PowerBanks)

Some young people actually believe without their phones they'll die, some get suicidal tendencies when they have a low battery, SOME CAN GO TO BURIAL JUST TO CHARGE UP!!

You want to be a doctor (doesn't matter if you're a ''Jambite'') can't you start reading medical related books?... It's either one of these or even all:

1: You're chatting with your friend from a saloon where you're charging your device.

Spoiler: he's replying you from his office in KPMG.

2: Or you're chatting with your equally jobless friend discussing and arguing over Ronaldo's red card or GEJ's loss at the polls.

Spoiler: GEJ has accepted defeat, Ronaldo will be back... both men doesn't even know you exist!

3: You're chatting with your supposed girlfriend.

Spoiler: She's replying you from another dudes bed..(Nigerian ladies are the most unfaithful in the world according to research)

4: Most celebrities/people claim they don't chat; rather they reply messages, so that's the norm now..

Spoiler: nothing oh... I just dey laugh u.

5: You're chatting with a total stranger?

Spoiler: Wetin u wan hear? Keep wasting your time.

6: (I know you have more; you're the one with the chat doctorate)

Brov/Sis, this your condition no be your village peeps oh... Leave prayer, You're your own looming nightmare...

Ågbaya, Understand that what you spend your time doing is what you become. Nobody gets food on his/her table because he's a great chatter...

Forget the phone, think-ignite your future... At 18/22 you think you're still a kid?? I bet that 60 year old man/lady who hawks pure water on your street used to think the same...


Speak ya mind!!!...

May I remind you that there are two set of people in this life; those who carry-out the action and those who make the action....
Celebrities without fans is yeyebrities
Impressive write up though......

skysailor:
Wat is this that u are saying young lady
****smh"***

Tha's what happens when a miserable lady was lure in to weed for the 1st time....so don't blame her please. Am pleading on her behalf......

Funpeter:
I still stand on my point and my opinion on the matter, you should have respect my opnion instead of calling people animal. Well i see that's your nature you hardly makes a comment without insulting so am not surprise.
Ya am a kid but when an adult behave like a kid then that's serious.


Lastly do you really mean to touch life by calling people names and insulting them? Maybe you should focus more on your agriculture biz might patronise you some day.

That's y I still insist of you been a kid....with your composition of words easily tel. Abeg free me joor and let have a good 9t..that if you wush

Funpeter:
weren't you taught how to respect people? Well maybe you are taught and refuse it. If I abuse you back make motor jam me.




Peace.

If you were given home training you wouidnt have seconded to what animal collegue of your wrote.
Make motor jam you'' na childish language..abeg use wapkid..this site is beyond your understanding

Funpeter:
weren't you taught how to respect people? Well maybe you are taught and refuse it. If I abuse you back make motor jam me.




Peace.

If you were given home training you wouidnt have seconded to what animal collegue of yours wrote.
Make motor jam you'' na childish language..abeg use wapkid..this site is beyond your understanding

cozy7:
What is he now doing in Lagos?
Oh God! Corruption has come ooo

Coruption is nigeria most birthright...if you called em coruption, then your great grand fathers have done worse than this before they pass-away....

Bros try and plead God to make you fortunate like this Great Man....monkey descendant

raumdeuter:
Election is tomorrow, Shouldnt Jonathan be in his hometown Bayelsa voting House of Assembly members

But the disgraced soon to be ex-president cant just keep his nose out of Lagos

The same embarrassment that was meted to you 2 weeks ago still awaits you tomorrow in Lagos

For once in ur miserable life time be reasonable to your family.....

Funpeter:
Abi ooooo brother them wan win the two powerful state na.
Btw GEJ no trust any of his aid that's why he came alone.
The questions should be what did he came to do?
Is the visit an official one if yes then he has to tell nogerians cos our tax payer money was use to excute the trip.

Animal seconded for animal...mumu

Princecalm:
Yea, not to rig but for him to also concede defeat so there will be peace.

Am not suprise if people like you still exist...daFF

kastonkastrol:
mtcheww.. You know buhari will never ever allow his party members to steal but that can not be said about those thieving PDP guys that steal with impunity and without the fear of God.

And what will jagaban do if buhari is dealing with the corrupt elements in PDP

So na you know am?.....

praxx:
Hey boss.
Please where is your farm located. i have plans on setting up a fish farm as soon as possible. i have secured a piece of land and drilled a bore hole there too.
i might need your assistance in the pond construction and also a few weeks of on-hand training so as to learn the ropes.

please let me know as soon as possible as i have secured the fund to start of.

When you ready for the construction ..beep ma fone..this is my contact. 08037617970, 08052358031....I live in abuja...
Goodmawni

Okorocha na prey for the predators.......mumu foool

In his voice; my people my people
Aud; my governor my governor.


Animal

bigl:
its not something so rare. i used to have a sibbling who did bedwet till age 19 as well but now, shes a big girl and doing fine.

From what ive read so far, it has to do with the growth/development of the part of the brain responsible for night time urinary control. if theres a delay in its maturity, u'll still be bedwetting till 19. thats why u see some kids that dont bedwet even at age 3.

so, relax and dont panic. just try and reduce fluid intake some hours before bed time and also, empty ur bladder once u want to sleep even when u dont feel like urinating.

1 more thing: if u happen to be asleep and u're dreaming of peeing or going to the bathroom/toilet to ease urself, pls, try and force urself to get up cos urine is on its way out.

relax dear, u're not alone. u'll overcome this phase in no time, ok? cheers

If boys dey bedwett dat one still hearable but make woman dey bedwet na em worse ooo...chai!

ronkiss:
I'm 19 and still bed wetting. I have done everything I could do, it hasn't stopped.

Please anyone who has any information about what I can do should please share with me.

Thanks

I will advice you because you don't use friends as some nairalanders does...

Develop the attitudes of sleeping late,watch the quantity of water you consumed wen going to bed, avoid ridiculous conversation with friends....do this and you will come out for thanksgiving

funluvy78:
and u would know how loose I am because....I really wonder why u are taking it personal *smh*4u

I don't want to know beyond this. Cux ur dirty mind explains it all.

Nimen:
Tiwa knows that if she takes a break from the industry, she'll be history, nothing special about her.

Sipping my juice jejely

Heheheheheheh
Keep hiting yur head on hard surface and suck ur juicy sperm b4 u die....haters....

okpamson15:
I will not doubt the day i see a post title Don Jazzy have s*x with Tiwa.

You are very not matured...

funluvy78:
Chidinmaaaaaaaa,u sure say Flavour never...............with all that kissing scene. #justsaying

I don't tink if she is has loose as you...sorryjustsaying.

Na who dey post this kind thread for God sake?.....

Who are these people, because we don't know them in sambisa forest.....

Liers......virgin ko vagina ni.....

feran14:
you have to give us something.. if those other schools you mentioned are given the same set of dressing codes as we have, then they would be so helpless

You get it worng...you said fashion on campus not dressing code on campus.
But if you said dressing code, then I probably seconded to CU

feran14:
Reping covenant uni.

is that the highest university you been to?
All I see is people dressing for classes.
If you want to c dressings or fashions so called, I recomend you visit;
Unilag
Lautech
OAU
UI
Unilorin
Uni Ben
Unical
Ksust
Uniport
OOU
Nsuka
UNN.


Not the advance secondary u all embrace....CU gi ni?

ellahzy:
Thank God For Jugdement Day (@ least we will knw who is who)

Lolzzz....are you kidding me?

zasd:
Wow..shocking.
Maybe she didn't obtain permission from him before performing at The Experience as per she being a leader in Church.
But why would he want her to stay unmarried..?

Here he go again,,,...
Did you read where he pointed out; sinach should not get married?....
U ought to have read the thread thrice because of your eyes or brain problem.
Your annoyance mks me forget what I want to type self....

countsparrow:
See what gals have caused... if u no get money, gals go give u space like say u get plague...


To say man be God o I for don clear women finish for surface of earth, or beta still return us back to the days of Adam and Eve... Days of unclothedness...

LMAO..u are a mad man