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That guy is really getting on my nerves

Hail shekau, son of God!!

He promised to come again and fulfils it.
He has been killed multiple times and yet he always wakes up again in the next nation in the cycle.
Hail him.
Hail shekau the undead!!!

Fvck off losers
Soapy forever forever

They have half the brain but double the attitude

Garri and red oil
week
Garri and rice

PoliteActivist:
Both.i
(What is "hornee"?)

Hornny

I noticed that anytime a question is asked to the females in the house, males usually overrun the thread.
Is it that you guys are unfamiliar with decorum, or hornee, or both?

How come the security agencies in nigeria never fully know the Identity of who ever kills people on a rampage lol

Okoroawusa:
You just open thread n you ended up saying nothing

You want me to teach you?

Kobojunkie:
Now I have got you. You don't even believe in Satan, do you?

May Satan forgive you blood

Kobojunkie:
No you are not. You are making up a story about him that is already full of holes from the very first statement out of you.

And my lord Satan said ' blessed is him who belives'
Get thee behind me Jesus

Kobojunkie:
Then why are you broadcasting this your story? You just here to SHOVE a story at people, expecting them to accept it without question?

I'm just telling the story of my lord Satan(blessed be his Holy name)

Yahweh was a proud spirit, but be was respected by all the angels.
His son wanted more... To be feared and served by everything and everyone.
The angels created by hevuisoos were easily controlled to be worshipped...

Kobojunkie:
So you are supposedly telling a story about Satan only his name is Lucifer(a name of latin origin for a fictitious character just about 400 years ago), a brother -- Yahweh(Hebrew name), and now a son for his brother, Hevioso(an african deity), and you want us to buy this?

Im not asking anyone anything....

Kobojunkie:
You mean Hevioso ?

Yes....

Lol I'm not about to teach these self acclaimed studs how to eat pussy

Let the number of visits to this thread proclaim the never dying appeal of sex and sex related things
PS if you know how to eat pussy, you wouldn't mind laying it down here?

Yahweh had a son at the beginning of creation. His name was hevuioos. He was arrogant, an expression of the deepseated feelings of accomplishment in Yahweh's psyche, indeed he was Yahweh, in another form.

Hevuisoos created a race of angels without a mind of their own.
They were slaves, to him and by extension Yahweh for be was just a part of Yahweh.

There was once a square circle, And He who lived in it was known as Yahweh. He was a wild spirit that was powerful, and had the gift of creation.
He had a brother known as Lucifer, and together they lived in death. A second passed, and they created the angels known as serotuol.

They went on to create the universe as we know it, and it was pleasing in their eyes

In any argument it is always advised to listen to both parts of the story.

Our lord Satan(blessed be his Holy name) has revealed his part of the story to me, his faithful servant. Join me as I tell the story from Satan's perspective...

hayoholla:
@OP, whatever yabis you receive concerning this post, you asked for it . No one asked you to make this post either

Who the fvck is this?

Primesky:
My God is not interested in killing the sinner, but that the sinner might repent. If that sinner dies in his or her sins, it's that sinner`s cup of tea, because the goodness and knowledge of God has appeared to all men. Therefore no man whatsoever have any excuse. Unfortunately, some people will ony realize this when it's rather too late. Don't fall in that category because the CHOICE is yours.

Fvck you and fvck god too

All core nationalists get in here.. Give your points...
Secessionists also, I want to hear from you all

It is annoying to see so many threads focused on girl did this, girl did that. These chicks are not worth anything!!

Brotherly be warned
I have a friend who is so obsessed with his partner, it is so annoying...
and then I come to nairaland romance section only to see juveniles posting the most absurd, mundane topics....

Who gives a flying Bleep?
Like who asked?

Kimcutie:
Fire it will not work

Try get woman wet go dey suck your ballz dey calm you down

Kimcutie:
Don't judge a book by its name. You don't know the history/story behind the moniker.

My guy these your topics ehn...
E be like say you bin use masturbation wan kill yourself before
Let me help you

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
na I didn't check it out, couldn't be bothered to and I'm not even on IG. you foolishly posted it but took it down and cropped out tha handle and likes

A fvcking hoe who has been rejected by street beggars comes to an ANONYMOUS forum to look for love.
Smart, huh?

Are you crippled? Do you have down syndrome?, a reetard? Is that why all the men in your life have deserted you?

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
anyways that aint even you, that's a popular ig figure
you goofed by posting his IG handle the first time but removed it, that pic has over 5k likes
nairaland men no fit fin reach like that
still not my type anyway

Guess you finally figured that most people aren't dumb enough to post their pictures on a fvcking anonymous forum huh?

Points for you

Modified:I knew a Hot girl like you would quickly rush to check out the handle so I removed it.

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
I bet we in the same age group judging from your looks
I just prefer my men older, don't take it to heart
plus I don't think ur that attractive, you seem extremely infantile and dass a huge turn off for me
plus I doubt you're that rich always

Hahahaha
you got me cracking up there.
Who the fvck do you think you are??

Hahaha

I'll admit you're good as a clown
I bet I couldn't get it up for you unless I covered your head with a sac.

Sister continue clowning maybe one day I'll see you headline in a street carnival

Note: your opinion means shit to me.

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
anyway you look like a child and I like my men more mature
plus u aint that cute

Who the fvck is you?
Do I look like someone who needs an old woman's attention?

I just posted it because I'm a vain arrogant bastard

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
is that you?

Of course it is