₦airaland Forum

niyot124:
The funny thing is you WILL still end up working hard and labouring for God cuz He will eventually arrest you.










Cheers...

Ah, god

The master stroker who created Jesus through a particularly intense orgasm directed into Marys willing cunt, of course

Chosen1984:
Soonest Your eyes will be Clear and you will see what u have done to yourself..

And you will Remember this Conversation

Soonest your prick will stand

And you will remember what Jesus said

He who has a prick, let him stroke it

Mary 12:4

movingclouds:
Olohun o... This guys would say Jesus never existed and would still quote him or jest him

I can never make jest of wiseman Jesus.
He was truly great.
why, how many men could juggle Mary Magdalene, her sister and countless harlots who came to him for deliverance and still have time to rub out 5 orgasms a day?

Indeed, one in a billion

colp2015:
May God have mercy on you amd set you free from unbelief and depravity, in Jesus' name. Amen.

May Jesus free you from the devil who is covering your eyes

Bust a nut

Chosen1984:
Well done! One Day u will Remember these your Words and u will Regret what u did to yourself... but it would be Late..

Only a Fool Contends with its owner..

Only a fool like you believes he has an owner

Chosen1984:
Well done!

Jesus wants to show his people the way to heaven...

Jesus causes peace and pleasure he causes no sorrow

So save your soul, bust a nut today!!!

greatnaija01:
I HAVE A COPY OF THE GOSPEL OF MARY SO I KNEW FROM THE BEGINNING YOU WERE A DIRTY LIAR.... lols

So if am a retard then HOW COME YOU A LOCAL DRUNK, KNOWS ABOUT IT.


lol... a secret book means it is WRONG... AND IT DOES NOT EXIST.


you think such secret would exist and you will be here on NAIRALAND? Lonely and looking for who to argue with? am just laughing at you.


You really think God is stewpid or a slowpoke.... See biko go and get your life straight... MASTURBATION has never profited anyone in the long run. Get your facts clear.


If you loved God and wanted to help God's people, is this the medium you would use? with the kind of offensive attitude you put up?

pls reply I got time o

Masturbation pleased Jesus

He loved busting a load

Scatterscatter:
@OP, you have mental problem. Seek help now that you can before you enter market

Shut up and leave my man

greatnaija01:
you are a comedian. BOOK OF MARY abi? you really are funny...


MASTURBATION and other forms of sexual immorality is SIN. And the bible has too many proofs for it... YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO FEEL GUILTY AFTER YOU DO IT... so you came here to find others who will join your charade and celebrate such idea. IT WONT WORK O

My man the book of Mary is a highly secret book that isn't available to retards like you

greatnaija01:
really? pls PROVE IT intelligibly.... not by these vain quotes.


If you are not high on KWALE WEED... sit down and prove it.... or maybe you are a fan of pastor chris who claims masturbation is not a sin.

then at least have the balls to prove it and make a difference for once on NL

My proof is in the bible... The sayings of Jesus in the book of Mary

Where in the bible, does the bible say no to stroking ?

Chosen1984:
[s][/s]
Mark 3:28-29

28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:


GOD HELP U

Mary 20 vs 13

13 verily verily I say unto you, those that deny my sayings concerning stroking the rod, hell shall be unto them,
14. And though many false prophets may come up, shunning you for stroking your man meat, they are the children of the devil
15 for the only way into heaven is by the fapping of the meat.

So brother, who is really committing blasphemy, you or I?

Repent and turn back to the lord, with fear and trembling and stroking of your rod, offering unto Jesus a sacrifice of your man cream.

You have been warned

Mary 3vs 5

He who has a cock, let him fap

Amen

*spits*

greatnaija01:
Y are you making a mockery of sensitive issues like this?

My man try to read deep and you will find out that Jesus was never against masturbation, in fact, he was one of it's biggestst advocates!!

He even holds the worlds record for the most faps in one day... 14!!!!

Thy had quality olive oil those days....

nwamabo247:
are good hearted people not in nairaland

The correct question is

Is my god not good hearted?
Because I'm sure he has seen your suffering and heard your prayers

Of course, if he didn't exist, that would explain the silence.....

MuttleyLaff:
Go re-check what transgender actually means my dear sir

Mother earth and fatherland, your country of origin, are they about having sexual organs?
God goes by the pronoun He, because we live in a patriarchal world

My man a person of either sex can have anal sex

God loves anal sex.

In the book of yeezus it said'' and angel Michael poled the shithole of the lord with his pole,and the lord was well pleased''

So who are you to argue with a book inspired by god??

God himself wants us to discard all the former pronouns and address him with the pronoun them

Amen

*spits*

nwamabo247:
he did and can work miracle through people

Now you're talking!!!

So never attempt to ask for help on nairaland again

The hidden book of Mary chapter 4 vs 3 says;
And Mary the mother of Jesus was beholden unto him accidentally, that he was stroking his rod, the holy flagpole, and she said unto him
'' son,what art thou doing?''
And Jesus said unto her
'' verily verily I say unto you, unless a man stroketh his rod, and releaseth his man cream on a regular, he shall not see the kingdom of God''

Hallelujah!!!

So in essence, Jesus said that to jerk off is not only good, it is essential to see the kingdom of god!!

Vaseline crew you are chosen for heaven!!

Amen

My man this is incorrect

God is transgender

He prefers to go by the noun them

He is also partial to anal sex

nwamabo247:
Just live according to the Bible standard, please dear people I need your help please

Don't ask anybody for help my brother man. Abi you're born again?

Ask god for help

Dosent he perform miracles?

Being born again means being brainwashed by some really eloquent scammers so you fall into their grasp and of course, start doling out the cash

Amen

*spits*

Please delete your account

D

[quote author=emekaokonkwuo post=81837063][/quote]Foolishness indeed knows no bounds

Slexyangel:
unfortunately this is ikorodu inside Lagos, agbede precisely. you can check the map, I dropped my location, with the kind of social hostility I am experiencing, I doubt my crops will mature before they are overrun by hate. besides there is no property or finance for farming here

My man, kindly check yourself into the nearest psychiatric hospital

From the descriptions, it appears you are schizophrenic

Thank you

Bluezy13:
So you are implying that Nairaland is for the unsuccessful

In other words, you are not successful ??

Yeah. At least I'm not prancing around sharing information as worthless ad dogfarts

Skseries:
if u truelly completely believe there isn't a God then what u should feel for me is pity and not anger. Your anger only shows u are trying so hard to convince urslf and everyone else there isnt a God.. I really do pity you though.

Why would I pity you, I don't know anything about you?

You guys should shut up with your god already.
I'm sure that if you were successful nairaland would be the last thing on your mind

Finelinks:
Let me still indulge you.
The bible can as well give answers as to why the prayers remain unanswered.

If a man asks to get pregnant for 15 years and it doesn't happen, does it show God doesn't exist?

And what do you understand by God's omnipotence?

Because for God to answer prayers, he has to be omnipotent.

I stopped talking to you because you are what I call a temporal provincial. You are intelligent and being so, impossible to teach a new concept

walls01:
who encoded the DNA?

These are the dumb questions I was talking about

Who created the world?
Who encoded our DNA?
Instead of

What series of events led to earths formation?
What caused about the final design of human DNA?

Nobody did either, a series of random events led to what ever you see around you

I know its hard for you retards to accept that there is nothing controlling the world, but search all you want, you won't see

Skseries:
wow! U sound so angry. The question is at who?

At you, for believing such bullocks

Finelinks:
Let me still indulge you.
The bible can as well give answers as to why the prayers remain unanswered.

If a man asks to get pregnant for 15 years and it doesn't happen, does it show God doesn't exist?

And what do you understand by God's omnipotence?

Because for God to answer prayers, he has to be omnipotent.

Like I said, your question was wrong

If something does not exist, do you the debate on why you think it doesn't exist?
.I made a mistake answering you