₦airaland Forum

Most times on nairaland I see fools yammering about how they want to stop masturbation and crying to god like cry babies. If you ask them why they want to stop it, they mention nothing sensible only some half baked crazy theories. They even say its immoral when their bible never mentions masturbation

Brothers and sisters, the thing you need to know is that nobody, and I mean nobody can tell you what to do with your body. Not your pastor, nor your brother or father nor anybody else! Only you have the right as long as you are not disturbing anybody else
If masturbation is what you enjoy, do it and for gods sake do not feel guilty!!

Let me tell you that the power any religion has over you is only that which you hand onto them

I can assure you that if god exists there are other things that are more important in this world for him to focus on that on what adults choose to do with their own time!!

People of like minds.... I need your input ooo
Let us liberate these fearful men and women thanks

Drop your account here..
I'll be crediting 200 people with 3k each by midnight tonight as its the little I can do
It will be random so don't get angry if you weren't chosen thanks

Dumbest religion ever
Doesn't Allah have other important things to do eg stopping terrorist who kill everyday in his name than to focus on useless details?

Fools

Can this facken illiterate almajiri do anything properly without error

Weeping for Nigeria

As he is putting all his efforts on the illiterate north, he can't even do it well as those cow herders are dying like flies

Spits

SweetCunt97:
If these same scientist come out and say phones existed 200m years ago, zombies like you will believe hook line and sinker... D white man can make no error in your dictionary

Another erroneous statement

Sister there are billions of white people and barely ten million of them are reputable scientists so how can I believe everything the white man says?
Hundred percent certain of this plenty of the scientists on the team who made this discovery were black or people of color so what's with the whitewashing?

AdmiralDru:
Kindly explain to me how the big bang was observed and researched.

You cannot change someone's opinion using logic if logic wasn't used to form the opinion in the first place

SweetCunt97:
Must you insult me?

If you speak in a manner deserving of insults, yes

AdmiralDru:
Of course, not like you have a choice.

People through meticulous research and years of experience say something, laymen like you observe or try to disprove with your own research, not yammering without any knowledge of the topic on which they're speaking on

Who cares about this facken almajiri?

AdmiralDru:
Ever heard about the military industrial complex. It's one of the reasons America is in debts in trillions of dollars cause there are people profiting off the war. It's the same thing with NASA and space science. Basically, astronauts have helped us understand our world better, but when you start mentioning shit and saying something happened 13 billion years ago, you don't need a fortune teller to tell you it's a hoax.

These theories have been disapproved by fellow scientists over time, but they never go mainstream.

Brotherly I would believe anything they said over anything you said anyday

Reva1:
LOL.
Forget that he said man was around, his narration was like he was reminiscing! Like dude witnessed it all in his youthful years and telling us his grandkids!

And with authority too!

SweetCunt97:
A dreamer's imaginations.

Aunty don't be daft

ValCon888:
These animals were the real bad guys back in the day. Man was just a tasty snack like bush rat and life was like living in a nightmare.

Back then, a 40yr old man was considered a very old man because the mortality rate was so high.

If not for the Chicxulub Event, human beings (Homo Sapiens) would not be the Apex predator that they are today.

I salute you sir!!
I wasn't aware man was around one hundred million years ago

Thunder unto these people who wish bad for us

And the prospects were never great even at the best of times

Choi

It is a terrible thing indeed to be a nigerian

Jokerman:
This guy I have been seeing your idolatrous and blasphemous posts on this site for a while.

You better give yourself brain and stop all these. God is not you mate.

Stop it

Shut up!!
Op, until god comes to stop you personally, continue

Though I personally think the holy spirit is bisexual
For the bible says... And the holy spirit will come on you...

OpenYourEyes1:
1. Humble homosexual: "LORD, I have been trying my best to stop this unnatural act, but it has been hard for me. Please have mercy on me and help me stop it. I am so sorry for my sins."

2. Arrogant Homosexual: "There is nothing wrong in homosexuality. It's natural. I was born this way, or my environment/people made me gay. Why did God made me like this in the first place? Why did he let people corrupt me? I can't be the only gay person in this heterosexual community. I will turn many to homosexuals or bring them from other societies. Besides, there is money in this business."


✳ The Truth:
GOD will show great mercy on the humble homosexual and heal him/her. The arrogant one will remain in his/her sin. And you know what the wages of sin is.




^^Same applies to other sinners, like maturbators, fornicators, people with bad temper, smokers, drug/alcohol addicts, etc. You have to humble yourself "always" before our CREATOR and let HIM heal you. HE will definitely answer you if you are committed in knowing HIM, reading HIS Words and obeying HIS law

You must be really daft
Amadioha strike you and god there

Pussy forever!!!

Susu888:
Evrything to your likes is just sentiments , do kindly share with us how the northerners are enjoying the best of this government.


Letz not venture far: lets take this times now ...

How many test COVID-19 test centres are in the south vs north?? Did you hear us complain? Or are we not human beings??

If it was the other way round we won't hear the end of it , of how it is a grand agend to kill southerners or something of that sorts.

Because they sent expired rice na hin become northerners dey enjoy this government?

Mugu

Everybody knows the north is populated by illiterates and cow herders only

They are too dumb to even process that their life is at risk talk more of complaining

Nigerian leaders so far have been a nepotic, wastrel lot
In most countries, living under the yoke of such stupidity would have caused a rapid and overwhelming revolution but instead the masses choose to focus their efforts on being useless and divided, starting intertribal social media wars

In any country an obviously useless candidate would never make it through the primaries, but here the leaders buy the futures of their people with useless gifts such as FOODSTUFFS and little cash

Good governments put in place infrastructure for the peoples betterment but here the govt cares more about their cow herds than their fellow humans

It is in Nigeria that you will see the richest politicians who cannot explain the source of their wealth, while 90% of their people live below $2 per day

In the midst of this coronavirus pandemic, foreign presidents and organizations disburse tremendous amounts of money aimed at alleviating the stress their citizens are going through

Where is Nigeria's government's own efforts?

In the midst of this coronavirus pandemic, foreign presidents and organizations disburse tremendous amounts of money aimed at alleviating the stress their citizens are going through

Where is Nigeria's government's own efforts?

Nigerian leaders so far have been a nepotic, wastrel lot
In most countries, living under the yoke of such stupidity would have caused a rapid and overwhelming revolution but instead the masses choose to focus their efforts on being useless and divided, starting intertribal social media wars

In any country an obviously useless candidate would never make it through the primaries, but here the leaders buy the futures of their people with useless gifts such as FOODSTUFFS and little cash

Good governments put in place infrastructure for the peoples betterment but here the govt cares more about their cow herds than their fellow humans

It is in Nigeria that you will see the richest politicians who cannot explain the source of their wealth, while 90% of their people live below $2 per day

UniqueQueen12:
Adams011. Just know that some girls no get sense. Money money money. Be happy with the little. Everything is with time. God never forsakes those who are patience, tolerates and endures.

Quote me unnecessarily and see me at your doorstep right this minute

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Hmmm

So sad to see that sexual assault is applauded here
Okay......

BURN THE MFS

Incrizz:
Lol @bolded.

That's quite some hatred! What influenced these feelings?

Just contempt for stupidity sweetie

enemyofprogress:
Abeg if na joke make you stop am o. Are you still coming tonight? I have tooked the alomo that you said I should good and boughted all those things too. I can't wait to see you tonight to covid me

You must be high on weed

Get out of here bozo!!!

I don't know why people seem to be looking past the obvious but;

We have all watched on television where men of God have healed numerous individuals of incurable afflictions

And as it is now, the world is experiencing a pandemic

A certain man of God has also said that people cannot be infected in church also
So:

Why don't world leaders call upon these men of the spirit to make short work of this virus?

And why don't we convert all their mammoth churches to hospitals and quarantine zones so that the risk of infection to medical personnel will be removed?
Hope I am making sense. Just my thoughts though.
What do you think?

enemyofprogress:
How far? Are you still coming tonight as discussed?

Who be this one?
Mr man me and you get alignment?

paparazi1:
Even at that please don't called him stupid, He is a man called by God. Dont attract the wrath of God with your mouth, you for just waka pass without a comment.

He is a stupid man what does god want to do?
I dare him