₦airaland Forum

abduljabbar4:
The best president in Africa. We are expecting a lot though not as much as some losers who didn't vote for you. Their master didn't fulfil ANY of his campaign promises in 2011 but they want him to fulfil all. Thunder fire una

why then do u chant change.

Nneka123:
Okay what da hell?

Women are not bad drivers compared to men,If you count by who causes the most accidents, especially the most serious accidents, then women drive much better than men; the overwhelming majority of dead or injured in traffic-accidents are caused by male drivers, who drive in a reckless manner; the problem with the men here is not a lack of skill but a lack of good common sense driving on the road.

Women, driving whatsoever way are trying to get away from the bad drivers, Men!. that drive as if it's a Race or something.

So in conclusion, women are usually safer and good drivers than Men

Bye!

in every 10 cars u will only see 2 women behind the wheels. So there is every tendency that accidents will occur more on the men side.

pinkbee:
Na nah! That wasn't me. That was Tatiana moore. I was inside d plane too. Watch it again

lolsssss u wish.

pinkbee:
Didn't u see me in Fast n Furious 7?

I heard u went for auditioning but u didn't qualify.

sexyseun:
[size=15pt]una no dey sleep?? Even d owner of NL sef don sleep tey tey, I go ask seun make I join MOD tmrw sef, I go dey ban anybody wey post topic or reply to anyone after 8pm[/size]

shut down the server

pinkbee:
I can agree to number 3 only. I also shout 'na woman sef, no wonder'. Another thing they do is reversing even Picanto like trailer, very annoying. Dog fit run pass most women car on an empty road. Lol.
I don't drive like them sha. U'll end up in d bush if u try 2 race me on a highway. Never bashed a car b4

I hear na u even teach Sebastian vettels how to drive F1 cars.

remember007:
Waooooo....I learnt driving only 2 months ago.....so far I haven't damage my mums car neither have I damage another's with hers.Pls be fair to women,I could still remember d day I stole mums car to go show off at a friends birthday, and a coca Cola motor almost climbed me.I virtually ran out of d car and someone else had to help me drive out of d traffic...it's fun tho

fun when coca cola truck almost climbed u?

A woman will start the engine. Drive for 20mins. Before she realize that the hand brake is still active. Women are bad drivers because there are no highways linking the bed room and the kitchen.

koligs:
IGBO phobia will soon start on Nairaland









Bad people









Say No to IGBO phobia

u are mentally unstable.

cooljude:
hahahahaha. Never ever thought of that country. Abeg, i no wan go SA

for wetin. Accommodation is free. U de share fence with That zulu king.

giantstrides:
This man seized the perfect moment to become famous, because anything associated with Buhari right now is news. Even the TANIANS can't do without mentioning him daily.

I'm waiting for the Taniod who will do this for GEJ, perhaps Temitemi will do this for his heroes GEJ or Fayose. Let's see how much welcome you will get...

hausa ram get sense pass u. I swear

shachris03:
funny, i just shaved min today.

after how many years.

I hate this head line. I HAD IT ONCE WITH MY EX. Ur ex na conductor for one chance?

Ilekeh:
PDP paid agents.

u sound like a product from failed experiment.

SeverusSnape:
Did Igbos ever claim they own it?... Igbos are from the south east, the oil producing States are the south south. Did you go to school

school? Some one that got kicked out when enrolling for special edu.

acenazt:
That would be a nice move Baba. Am sick and tired of Igbos feeling pompous and claiming They own the oil in the south. Am sick of them Trying to break free and form their Biafra.
Here is an Advice baba,as soon as our oil is Found and refineries gets built, empower agriculture, mining,and education then Give those Igbos what they want BIAFRA!!!



Apologies to the Igbo nation,who I so love but will readily see off to the land of the rising sun(Biafra)
Don't let my talk irk u. BTW Fuuuuck you Obinnas and chinenyes. Where that Igbo girl with big Nyash,I go knack her tonight with hate from the North. My mallam dick shall ram her like a drill. Where that bura tashi wey Mallam give me self

bad belle.

Mosttimes ladies don't even know where they will end up. So they carry those large hand bags with equipment, accessories, instruments and facilities in them that can cater for their needs even if they are out for one month.

bigass:
USA has the right to sanction whoever they wish. Na by force to enter Yankee?

whatz this one blabbing..

bigass:
USA has the right to sanction whoever they wish. Na by force to enter Yankee?

whatz this one blabbing.

tintingz:
Very good... I want to see PEJ crying "diaris godu" inside prison.

And Orubebe barking like dog in prison, I want to know who will jega him this time around.

hoping against hope.

Remove the parental control on that pix op. We are all matured. Let's see how she was stabbed. How deep is the wound.

cooljude:
No position should be given to the south east. They should be marginalized. The thinking of an average tribalistic bigot. Let me start the statement because i know someone must make a tribal statement. But note that we would survive without government handout.

I will soon send u down to south africa.

Vicjustice:
"I am the ousted President Jonathan.
What nonsense are you talking about, you want me to pay you for the election that i did not win?
Com'on, get out of my site before i transfer my aggression on all of you!
Or you think i didn't know that you were supporting Buhari despite the 2 trillion Naira that i lavished on all of you?
Go to the Buhari that you voted for to pay you... Nonsense!
Look, don't come near me again or i will loose my dogs on you. You were the bad heads that costed me my presidency. Stυpid betrayers!
Come and ask me for the money again, and you will see ya heads!
Nonsense!"

bro the problem is from those states. Most of the states in the federation have paid. Think b4 u post.

haywire1:
*

@last what I've been waiting for , let's shut MTN down in lagos too ndd steal all recharge cards then sell it in Ghana. Then we hit shoprite , o'yea Shoprite goodies . We don hammer , Congrat in advance.

I need leader and volunteers pls

Leader quality: Must be a militant or ex-militant with @least 3 yrs experience or a boko haram member



*

steal cards and sell in ghana. Lol.

Rose2014:
Very good move

While some nlers from that region in Nigeria want the killing to continue because they think no one from their region lives in SA.

Because you haven't left the country before, you think none of your tribesmen is out there. Bunch of hypocrites.

Nice one coming from Edo.

who are those people. Or are u just assuming?

teeowl:
nothing special about we Nigerians...

u in particular.

Trust me the second poster is certainly high on cheap expired drugs.

lofty900:
abeg keep shut! I saw a pdp party chairman of my Ward here in Ph count 35000USD in my presence! campaign fund. if a Ward chairman has access to that kind of money, then that show the amount of money spent.

shut up u didn't see it. Some one just fabricated some junk story and u believed claiming u were there.. .

lofty900:
abeg keep shut! I saw a pdp party chairman of my Ward here in Ph count 35000USD in my presence! campaign fund. if a Ward chairman has access to that kind of money, then that show the amount of money spent.

shut up u didn't see it. Some one just fabricated some junk story and u believed claiming u were there. .

lofty900:
abeg keep shut! I saw a pdp party chairman of my Ward here in Ph count 35000USD in my presence! campaign fund. if a Ward chairman has access to that kind of money, then that show the amount of money spent.

shut up u didn't see it. Some one just fabricated some junk story and u believed claiming u were there.

MzJackBaueress:
From the way money was shared during the elections by PDP,it is no doubt that the money is even more than 2trillion naira.

I weep for my country.

u never counted up to one million naira b4. And u feel 2 tr. Is chicken change.