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After nysc 90% search for jobs. 10% create jobs. Try and fix ur self among the 10% within some months jobs will be searching for u.

espn:
and you don't know d meaning of influence..check it up in Google.

mumu we ave positive and negative influence. Don't. Reason as if some of ur. Brain cells are under hibernation.

dcaliph:
kindly remove Edo from that map. Thanks

and fix it where. Do u even know where u belong?

Ucheosefoh:
Bros osun state governor and Amechi are still owning their state workers and pensioners respectively. Osun state governor was throwing money to crowds in lagos during buhari's campaign yet he can't pay five months salary. Amechi nko na APC chief sponsor and he is owning pensioners three months salary. You see nothing different from both parties just that it is an individual thing.

tell them o. Rauf of osun state is the worst governor ever. He behaves like a traditionalist.

SLIDEwaxie:
you alwys live by stories I guess. For example:

1. ojukwu is a hero. Even we knew he ran away.

2. We are the majority in Lagos. And yet ur vote for agbaje proved u very wrong.

3. We are the backbone of the economy. Yet how many production company Igbo people get? U guys are into buying and selling. And if u produce, na fake.

4. We are the first in education. Yet, ur arguments are insipid, vapid, lacking facts and figures. And even a certificateless buhari had more sense dn ur doctor...


In a but shell, do u just believed that northerners are dullards? If course, since the stories say so.

are u from the north? If yes. No wonder cos ur grammar sounds like one.

LeoFish92:
wait o, ain't this the woman that Hosts moments with Mo on AIT abi na NTA..... at 50, her boobs looks bigger rounder and better shaped than my babes own who is 25

ur babe fit be 65. Ask her for the birth certificate.

sexyseun:
I will look more prettier than her when am 55, it's not a brag it's a fact

more power to ur elbow.

Am happily divorced.

FriedPlantain:
Look at his bald head like Carribean calabash. If this silly thread makes frontpage I promise to trek from here (Port Hacourt) to Ekiti.


Friedplantain

na ambulance go rescue ur body.

ZACHIE:
so, this overgrown bag of fertiliser still stays at home with Daddy?
Olodo, get up and get out and hustle with your generation before your baba gets impeached

is he staying in ur father's house. Bad belle.

Which of the mods move this thing. To front page I wan ban am.

Round the figure and make it. Fifty..

Round the figure and make it. Fifty.

searching4lovee:
[b]

WE TOLD THEM GEJ IS CLUELESS TANOIDS SAID GEJ TILL 2019


WE TOLD THEM HE IS THE MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT IN THE WORLD TANOIDS SAID HE TRANSFORMED TRAIN AND THEIR BRAIN BACKWARDS

WE TOLD THEM HE ACCEPTED DEFEAT COS HE FEARS ICC TANOIDS CALLED HIM A HERO

WE TOLD THEM IF HE LOOSE THE ELECTION NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, TANOIDS SAID THE MILITANTS WILL BOMB ALL THE PIPELINE

WE TOLD THEM BUHARI IS A MOVEMENT, TANOIDS SAID HE HAS BEEN LOSING SINCE 2003

WE TOLD THEM THE NORTH AND SOUTHWEST ARE THE POLITICAL GIANTS OF NIGERIA, THE MUMU'S SAID WE ARE NORTHERN SLAVES

WE TOLD THEM AMAECHI IS AN AGENT OF CHANGE, TANOIDS SAID HE'S A DRIVER AND AN ERRAND BOY

WE TOLD THEM TINUBU IS THE BEST POLITICAL STRATEGIST IN THE HISTORY OF NIGERIA, Igbos SAID IT IS THEIR COWARD WAR LORD WHO RAN TO IVORY COAST


WE TOLD THEM PDP IS DEAD AND BURIED TANOIDS SAID THEY ARE COMING BACK IN 2019


MORAL OF THE STORY IS : SAI BUHARI

#no matter how bitter you are, the certificateless illiterate will rule you and your family till 2023 [/b]

ur senses are on vacation

I was the most out. Standing student in my department. I was always standing outside during exams.,

I was the most out. Standing student in my department. I was always standing outside during exams.

shamecurls:
A dude was caught with O.C Ababio chemistry textbook in 2000 Nov/ Dec WAEC examination and he got so confused to stand on the grounds that it was the breeze that blew it to his side.

the breeze na typhoon?

iyke926:
This ain't funny but I sat in an exam hall for 2hrs without writing sh-t. A babe sitting close to me told me to copy...I told her that them no dey copy MAT 201(Real analysis ). Later found a way to write sha...from the exam hall, I went to get high on Heneiken... Orijin Neva dey exist then.




Remembered entering exam hall with chips "expo" unto say na my first time my body dey shake like person wey get malaria. Omo, as time reach to remove my weapon of mass destruction. Na so the lecturer announced please if you know that you are with some missiles, u better come and submit it. For my mind I said dis lecturer dey try form Ban Ki Moon abi na Obama. Some notorious expo carriers stood up and submitted their missiles though they still have lots of chips on them..during that moment I kuku comot my thing put am for inside my answer booklet. As exam dey go, I was writing and my mind dey tell me.. why u carry that thing enter and u no come use am? As I flipped to the next page na so, fan blow my expo fly comot...

height of bad luck

Bonapart:
Nigeria and rape...
Why is rape so rapid and rampant in ogun state

ask OBJ

youngpol:
Yeah go ahead Op, insult ur country's police.. Am sure you'll get a medal.

most of them on this platform are seriously looking for the police job.

Blame goes to the police and the citizens. Leave the govt out of this case. U are ordered by the police to stop yet u ignored what comes next. Hot pursuit leading to damages on the vehicle and severe impacts that can damage some important mechanical parts. Buy A new car and give the police within 2 months they can't sell it even as scrap.

mulante:
The sentence on each of the counts are to run concurrently (at the same time) not consecutively (not one after the other). She'll only spend 14 years or less in prison.

Modified

accurate xplanation from an ex convict. Lolssss.

Funjosh:
I pray you marry a correct Yoruba lady.

then I will be forced to eat the food abi?

isalegan2:
Are you mad?! That is correct food. I'm hungry right now thinking about it.

I can't eat that amala. Even if am married to a yoruba lady.

Some one pls tell that thief that he is high on cheap expired drugs.

SaiBuharii:
Jagaban one of Bougu Kingdom. Below are his talents in the West:

Fashola - Senior Advocate of Nigeria.
Ambode - Chartered Accountant with explicable experience
Amosun - FCA - Fellow Chartered Accountant
Aregebesola - Engineer
Ajimobi - Engineer with Experience with shell.
Fayemi - PhD holder with specialiazation in security matter etc.
Osinbanjo - Professor of Law

However in Ekiti they care for their stomachs and have decided to leave Jagaban out and elect a thug.


When other regions follow this footsteps. Then you will progress like the west. The north has started adopting this...but it's a problem implementing this in the east where a state like Abia has a huge talent like Alex Otti to take them to a new level after years of experience as the GMD of Diamond bank...but have decided to allow the most useless governor in Nigeria history rig elecTions for his candidate.


Jagaban Bougu...may you leave long Sir!!!

is it the rauf of osun state u mentioned up there? Well for ur Info osun workers are begging for food. Hand work. Of the useless aregebesola and ur drug lord.

SaiBuharii:
We told them APc and Buhari was a movement and not a candidate, thus it cant be stopped. They said we were blabbing and said we only win eleCtions online...now they want to joIn the movement when the train is too fast...too late.

we told them. As if u are a member.

Ladies on this platform are funny. 99.9% are blaming the man. Why not blame the woman for sleeping wit another man in her matrimonial home. Useless girls.

Vivipop:
Why kill her? Why not send her back to her people? So because nobody has caught him fu...kn those farmers(women) inside bush, he thinks he can take a life he can't even create. Stupid He-goat!!!

he aims for the man's head. But the guy dodge. The blow fell on the wife.

Habayomie:
seconded...
BTW I hate etisalat with passion

I love etisalat so much.

Ladies on nairaland won't run their mouth by saying the wife is a beast. But if its the man hitting the woman they will term the man a beast.