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Preceedo: *faints* hahhahhahahahah

**pours him ice blocks on the head** **wants 2 tear him dirty slap** u don wake up?

15k for d sensation....

who deyy? Sha 4 for chelsea, 3 for sunderland.... *waiting 4 d tym* ''mai doz chill''

Wait, y did dis make f.p??

Mtchewwww space going 4 10box... Who nid am?

Who wan comment? Mai giv am dis space?

Space reserved......

Chai 4th 2 comment...

Chai..... Eleyi gidi gan.... Second tym commenting on a first page article on d first page....*dancing galala* feeling lyk seun* hahahahaha....

ALL MEMBERS OF THE UNIVERSITY COMMUNITY
Following the Federal Government’s order on resumption of academic activities in all federal universities by the academic staff, the pro-chancellor and chairman of council on behalf of the governing council, has directed as follows:
1. Monday 2nd December, 2013
• All academic staff of the University of Jos shall return to their various Department/Units/Directorates and commence work.
• Daily compliance register shall be kept by all Heads of Department for all the academic staff who are at work.
•
2. Tuesday 3rd December, 2013
• Every Head of Department shall publish lecture time-table for all academic programmes.
•
We plead with all academic staff to comply with the University Governing Council directives.
Information concerning students shall be announced in due course.
Signed byRegistrar
posted on 03 Dec 13 @ 11:04

© 2013 University of Jos, Nigeria.

When iz diz post gon make F.P?

Bloody hustler..... Dis whitez sef...

Space reserved till post make f.p..... *#oping 2 b F.T.C*

No b lie......diz shuld make f.p

Perfecter4real: whoa! Toyin so this is you,,,,i'm speechless you see how God works,,,,,just last week i was the person encouraging you asking you not to give hope,,,&2day reverse is the case,,,,I'm now feeling discourage myself,,,,yet i keep on beliving oo i knw that God who help me scored 6o% in the post utme will not allow it to waste away just like that .

guy dnt wory, ur admision is secured by d special grace of God Almighty.... Rememba wot u told me? Dnt giv up... It was u who revived my hope... Nd now just c how God workz... Urz is on d way...dnt wory... And also tanx alot 4 d advice.. May God reward u nd chelcy10 4 me.

Chelcy10: Goddons, your faith have saved you. Guy am happy for you, infact, even if I don't get the admission, am satisfied cos of yours, I remember how UniAbuja, 4kd you up last year, and since then, you have never lost hope, congrats brother, am happy 4 u.

my guy ure just joking coz by d grace of God, u av alredi gotten..... Goddon32, am also hapi 4 u o...chelcy10, dnt wory... Ur admision is secured... Dnt loose hope.

Guyz, am toyin o... D whatzapp guy dat lost hope... Just c me now.. Celebrating God's miracle...am so happy......i learnt my lesson dat giving up izn't an option...guyz God wil surely do it 4 all of us by his grace.. Dnt giv up on God... Rememba my prayer dat day on whatsapp Dat we all shall b admitted? Itz just begining 2 manifest...guyz weda u bliv it or not, chelcy, onenigeria, busayo, goddon, godian, perfecter, lavida, just guy, nyles, nicole, 2 mention but a few, we shall all meet on dat matric day.. Beleive it or not....

Godian45: nothing but God is watching d ppl compiling d list in 3D but frm my finding yesterday frm admission list only 48 pharm student hv being admitted so I think more list will b added

amen man.. Ur admission is secured by God's grace.. Dont give up... Me i alredi gave up... I was alredi planing 2 go buy jamb nxt week.. But see how God did it 4 me.. I dint knw any man or woman in uj... I gave up coz of what i was seeing... Lyk sum1 wit lower scores geting admision....and sum1 with a higher score not getting. But chelcy nd perfecter were there encouraging me... Itz just God.. Dnt wory.. Itz well

OneNigeria44: Congrats my guy. I was given botany. see u in jos

guy 4get abt d course, d main ting iz dat by God's grace, ure alredi matriculated into d institution... U can change course later wen ure done with 100l... Which is what am also gonna do... Coz i dnt really feel dis statistics... I stil prefer computer science....by God's grace ending of 100l, i'll switch... Congratz man... C u on matric day.

Wotz up godian, u avent gotten?

Hi guyz, i want 2 thank God o... Av gotten admision... Mehn guyz, even if i wasnt given my first choice, computa science, atleast i was given statistics.. Thank God o.

Nawa o... Watin i kum stil dey do insyd ...>leaving my patners vagina with d speed of lyt<...

OJABS_: TELEPHONE
CONVERSATION
BETWEEN
LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how
are u
today? Mary: Am fine
dear, I ve
missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to
inform you that I will
pay
you a visit this
afternoon. Sarah: Ok my
dear; it will be
a great pleasure to have
you. I
will be expecting you
sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE
CALL
Mary: Am going to visit
that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is
coming
here again, she thinks I
will
buy her drinks with my
money again, she must
be
joking. TELEPHONE
CONVERSATION
BETWEEN
BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey?
How
ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur
ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool.
How
far, U dey house?I dey
come
charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala,
bring money come make
we drink
beer…..
Francis: like U. Later
now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE
CALL John: That Francis
can be
funny at times but
always
great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a
reliable
friend. LESSON: Girls are
always nice
to each other but they
never
like themselves.
Boys are always mean
and
rude but they will
always
have each others back.
TRUE or
FALSE?

guy u no lie atall... Diz iz too true and kinda emotional too.. Proud 2 b a guy!

Space rezerved 4 wen dis post makez f.p....

Uj... Watin una dey wait for nau..

Nawa o..... Space booked!

First tym on first. page. Nyc writeupz

What! Reserved space

Space reserved 4 comment... Wen dis post makez front page..

nyles: Oh nicety! We are still here. Watching, praying and doing positive things to stay happy.

then drop ur numbaz na. Letz comunicate beta on d whatzapp group. Na just 3 of us still dey o. Guyz lety make tinz happen nau.

Nigeria.........wasnt yaradua a notherner? If dem dey tok of power to north now, dem dey joke. Till afta lyk 5 tenors b4 power goez 2 d north...