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afam4eva:
Google is really taking keen interest in Nigeria. They know there's a lot of money to be made here.

  nna, guy i hear you o!

mondob2k:
**clearsthroat** I want to thank Goodluck for bringing Youtube to Nigeria

             abeg, abeg, abeg, abeg .   .   . who? stop dat thing!

singing: " . . . monie slow to enter . . . monie quick to go . . . "

ROTFLMAO!

OP, you no well at all!



singing: " e geti plenty plenty things wey no suppose to happen for dis life . . . plenty plenty things . . . plenty plenty nonsense. . . "

R.I.P We definitely gonna miss you! But you did play your part. Yes you did and the world recognises that and wont forget in a hurry.


singing: ".  .  . as we go on, we remember.  .  ."

not-so-sure.

playah P:
Yes a teacher cant get 500million,
[size=18pt]He or she would file for bankruptcy[/size],
it would be accepted and the court would liquidate all her properties.
and take chumps of her future salaries till she is able to pay,

she is in deep , really deep sh it

for dis land? a dream even inception is yet to create.

@ topic,
i hope something positive comes out of it. God bless obodo naija!


singing: ". . . no more pain baby, baby . . . "

In a surprise announcement Wednesday evening, Apple's Board of Directors announced that Steve Jobs is resigning as CEO of the company. Apple's Chief Operating Officer, Tim Cook, has been named Jobs' successor and plans to begin taking over as CEO effective immediately.

"Steve’s extraordinary vision and leadership saved Apple and guided it to its position as the world’s most innovative and valuable technology company," Apple Board member and Genetech chairman Art Levinson said in a statement. "Steve has made countless contributions to Apple’s success, and he has attracted and inspired Apple’s immensely creative employees and world class executive team. In his new role as Chairman of the Board, Steve will continue to serve Apple with his unique insights, creativity and inspiration."

In 2004, Jobs underwent a complicated but successful surgery to remove a tumor in his pancreas, and was back at work within a few months. While the procedure is highly successful for the form of pancreatic cancer that Jobs had, it also removes much of the pancreas and some of the digestive tract. This can lead to further complications, such as the dramatic and visible weight loss Jobs' suffered in 2008.

In 2009, Jobs went on a six-month medical leave again; it was later revealed that Jobs had received a liver transplant. All seemed well after his return until January of 2011 when Jobs announced once again that he was going on medical leave—this time, Apple fans had a feeling he might not be back.

Below is the text of Jobs' letter addressed to the Board and the Apple Community that was distributed on Wednesday evening:

To the Apple Board of Directors and the Apple Community:

I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come.

I hereby resign as CEO of Apple. I would like to serve, if the Board sees fit, as Chairman of the Board, director and Apple employee.

As far as my successor goes, I strongly recommend that we execute our succession plan and name Tim Cook as CEO of Apple.

I believe Apple’s brightest and most innovative days are ahead of it. And I look forward to watching and contributing to its success in a new role.

I have made some of the best friends of my life at Apple, and I thank you all for the many years of being able to work alongside you.

Steve

http://arstechnica.com/apple/news/2011/08/steve-jobs-has-resigned-as-apple-ceo-effective-immediately.ars

ikooko:
^^^^^^^ are u saying they are still playing daft draft with Nigeria?

nna, na u talk so o! kai! see decryption

Enthralled

wow! i thot people were supposed to get wiser the older they became!

Outstrip:
2.The practice of lying face down with arms to the sides, in unusual public spaces, and taking photographs to record the act.

This is ridiculous sha. Back in the day people invented things. Now people just lie in unusual places and take pictures and it is now a phenomenon. Na wa

yep! so says the dico!

inventing things? people hardly have time for such: everyone wants to just have fun; have a good laugh and still make monie! smh.

naijababe:
Abeg jo!!! Just accept that you are old. Acceptance is bliss my sister

    

singing: " .  .  . maga no need pay .  .  . "

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/planking

  'was really smiling like a kid that just got a kiss from the finest babe on the block.  

   i loved the grammar you guyz were yarning about the codes; knew & still know nothing    about the codes y'all typed and compiled (tis like trying to read arabic    ); but loved the fact that there are fellaz - NL fellaz for that matter - who can do stuff like this. meeeeeeeeeehn! i'm over-impressed. the future indeed is bright! Naija may be rough & chaotic & frustrating right now, but daaaaaaaamn i see 'light beams' @ the end of the tunnel!

great job fellaz! OP, i hail! ^{sharp sharp i don go find bedspace for this hostel. need to hang around this common room alot more.}

singing: " .  .  . the storm is over .  .  ."

switch47:
The psychic He goat, named after The founder of nairaland seun, , who shares his name with Former Nigerian Athlete Seun Ogunkoya, is following in the sucker-steps of Paul the Octopus, who predicted results at last year’s World Cup in South Africa.

Seun the psichic He-Goat has predicted that Manchester United will beat chelsea to the 2011 English premier league title by choosing to eat a pieces of Fried chicken from a plate decorated in the manchester united club’s badge earlier today ignoring the "succulent looking roasted yam and vegetables " placed on a plate decorated with Chelsea colour.


Seun also chose Real madrid to qualify for the final of UCL tonight it is however unclear how Real will over turn a two goal deficict.

Seun had earlier correctly predicted correctly all the scores of the recently concluded African under 20 tournament.

wow! so He-goats now eat fried chicken (or roasted yam with vegetables).

see wahala!

no i'm not!

otoko

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=564122.msg8246311#msg8246311 date=1304354725]derailed thread . . . .smh[/quote]it's called a meet-up thread

hmmmm! what's the guy in the Gbagbo pix trying to say by covering his nose?

ehen! see the kind of things people are posting in here. i pity anyone looking for advice on what to do. Anyway, we all come here for different reasons.

@ OP,

i'm too sure you know what to do even from the responses on the first page.

@ the other poster talking trash,

i hope you'd be able to give your sister, cousin or daughter the same advice.


singing: ". . . what goes around . . . travels all the way back around . . . " smh

annawhite:
Revive it with alabukun powder!
Slave trader

hmmmmmmm! i see you! i dey come your shop straight!

dave2, wetin happen?

fine and you?

let-me-remind-you

just follow me!

lets-go-there!

undiluted

pweety for me

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=602807.msg8166389#msg8166389 date=1303242955]Looool . U think dat will do??

@nich

U gd hun? [/quote]i dey kampe o jare!

Idowuogbo:
omo wich kain human hin b , he big pass incredible hulk , if not den perform bruce lee on am jare , well if all of d above no work
u beta strt to sprinkle holy water 4 your compound to drive d spirit not human

@nich
kai money no go finish u o , any smal tin u wan egunje , haba i b fams now

no be my fault! i like to solve problems! i just like to help!

Oleeee! ^{(spanish not yoruba o!)}

me & chibaby go quickly go arrange am.  

somebody dey vex?