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Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Gender Remains A Mystery by nich(m): 1:17pm On Oct 16, 2009
cool ok i don cover ma eyez.
Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by nich(m): 1:13pm On Oct 16, 2009
singing: . . . make you follow me bumper to bumper . . .

Jokes Etc › Re: A For Apple : ! by nich(m): 12:54pm On Oct 16, 2009
shocked yeee see big grammar! abeg o!
Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by nich(m): 12:47pm On Oct 16, 2009
grin   grin  no be u be my first tisha?   tongue
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by nich(m): 12:35pm On Oct 16, 2009
. . . announcing: "and here comes mon ami . . ."
Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by nich(m): 12:31pm On Oct 16, 2009
. . . as innocent as a woman . . .

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Gender Remains A Mystery by nich(m): 12:27pm On Oct 16, 2009
ok! but i fit look sha. shocked yeee, wetin dis pple dey do?

Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by nich(m): 12:24pm On Oct 16, 2009
grin   grin   grin  the update on the last exam he sat for.

romsky:
.  .  . d belle wey u run from don turn 5month old girl o
Jokes Etc › Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by nich(m): 12:20pm On Oct 16, 2009
tytylayor:
modify pls
huh emmm, ok cheesy "open sesame!" grin 'hope it worked.
Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by nich(m): 12:14pm On Oct 16, 2009
grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Gender Remains A Mystery by nich(m): 12:12pm On Oct 16, 2009
iya elewa, oya now! where my ewa? why u & oseni dey talk about ganja? huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by nich(m): 12:06pm On Oct 16, 2009
. . . make the world a berra place . . .

Romance › Re: How Do I Toast A Girl I Met In A Public Bus Or Street? by nich(m): 12:04pm On Oct 16, 2009
[quote author=George_D link=topic=336219.msg4744075#msg4744075 date=1255688726]you will have more than four or five girls struglling to talk to you in that molue if you just sit composed with a hummer jeep key dangling around your neck! when they ask what you're doing in a molue when you have a hummer, just tell them you just want to experience how the masses are coping with the harsh transport situation. i tell you, it will be a hercullean task choosing between the five of them! grin[/quote]what's is your favourite anime? 'guess you are suffering from 'viewing of too many cartoons'. tongue
Politics › Re: Nigeria Wins Un Security Council Seat by nich(m): 11:59am On Oct 16, 2009
huh  dont mind my being naive, but how does this affect our economy or the great 'vision 2020' i dont know about?  undecided   lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by nich(m): 11:54am On Oct 16, 2009
huh  abi u wan .  .  .   tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by nich(m): 11:50am On Oct 16, 2009
nothin do you!

Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by nich(m): 11:43am On Oct 16, 2009
grin longest time rommie, how you dey?
Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by nich(m): 11:37am On Oct 16, 2009
it's time for lunch! efribodi is infighted.

Forum Games › Re: The Game Start With The Last Word Prt 2 by nich(m): 10:34am On Oct 16, 2009
talking, singing or writing; it doesnt matter how she finds out
Romance › Re: How Do I Toast A Girl I Met In A Public Bus Or Street? by nich(m): 10:26am On Oct 16, 2009
[quote author=George_D link=topic=336219.msg4743455#msg4743455 date=1255681643]come to think of it, who really 'toasts' girls these days? most sharp guys don't waste thier time running after girls. instead, the opposite is the true-the girls run after them! grin[/quote]gbam! like they say, ". . . money talks bulls*it . . ." wink

singing: . . . it's all about da benjamins . . .
Romance › Re: How Do I Toast A Girl I Met In A Public Bus Or Street? by nich(m): 8:29am On Oct 16, 2009
Gentle me:
I am beginning to get tired of teaching this simple tricks everyday to boys who claim they are BOIZ
So far, over 97% of the post i have been reading here from guys are those that will make a girl like you, now my advice to you is this, if you will be ok with just a chikala then fine, but if you want to get a dozen load of them then let me teach you be it in a bus or a church
[li] Ladies like good boys love bad boiz [/li]:
study any chikala and you'll find out she's been receiving compliments about her beauty ever since she was born, so you giving her one hoping to woo her is likened to another fish in the sea, she's prolly tired of compliments and want something new and it appears only bad Gz know just that, a bad G in my context aint necessarily someone who holds guns nor those silly stuffs, but a guy with the crazy guts to play adventure with any chikala. Girls like what triggers that romance thing in them, they like it bold but softly told. the regular good G will tell a girl he meets for the first time things like "hey baby how are you doing?"which puts a conversation in the Q& A mode and her reply will certainly be AM FINE, waiting for you to do the next questioning again as if you're interroating her, which is what fake dudes do everyday.
An average hypertech G will put it this way "Hey babe (not baby) i see you aint stale?bet her response will be REALLY? or YEAH? (now do you see who is doing the questioning?) she of course, you know what you've done? you've just triggered something and ladies always wants to see the end of whatever they start (am i lying?), with that you've put her in the defensive, so she'll be waiting for the next bomb from you, your answer to her REALLY? response should be A CONFIDENT NO! when you do this, you'll get her asking you something like this, WHY DID YOU SAY I AINT STALE IN THE FIRST PLACE ( n/b : did you notice the big vocabe "stale" its possible she doesnt know the meaning, so it makes you the master player while she turns out to be the puppet  wink wink, and this point, she'll so high and respectful of your guts
Huh, sorry i have to go, tomorrow i'll give you an experience of how i got a bank cashier to secretly writing her number in my copy of deposit slip from intercontinental bank, and also load some more sturvs you could apply to getting even that pastors daughter  wink wink  see you!
singing: . . . tisha tisha abi na lecturer be your name . . .
fashrola:
just walk up to her smiling and say 'EXCUSE ME (pointing your fingers to the sky) saying HEAVEN IS THAT WAY U SEEM TO LOST YOUR WAY. she may laugh then say again YOU ARE SO SWEET U COULD PUT SUGAR OUT OF BUSINESS, she may laugh out loudly then say again THE ONLY THING YOUR EYES HASNT TELL ME IS YOUR NAME, then use your own, i don commot[color=][/color][color=][/color]
gboa! nna, i go warn ma sistas about u!  cheesy 

@ aomom,
grin  you worry small o. shu see matta
Forum Games › Re: Tell A Lie by nich(m): 4:05pm On Oct 15, 2009
i cant shout! grin
Romance › Re: How Do I Toast A Girl I Met In A Public Bus Or Street? by nich(m): 4:02pm On Oct 15, 2009
wolexojo:
just look sincere and tell her u dont normally do this but u just cant help yourself "can i have your number" i use it once and it worked.
ma guy! u don receive backhand service b4? i'm so sure your first line wasnt '.  .  . u dont normally do this but u just cant help yourself "can i have your number?"'   lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Gender Remains A Mystery by nich(m): 3:45pm On Oct 15, 2009
[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=294197.msg4738653#msg4738653 date=1255614017]tot d thread has bn locked!!! who unlock am?[/quote]there aint nothin that cant be achieved with a genie. cheesy wink
Romance › Re: How Do I Toast A Girl I Met In A Public Bus Or Street? by nich(m): 3:35pm On Oct 15, 2009
just wondering. why would you want to toast her (the girl).
Forum Games › Re: Game Of Monopoly by nich(op): 8:38am On Oct 15, 2009
hello peeps! 'heard Ajaokuta steel rolling mill is up for grabs. anyone interested?
for reals, this is how the rich simply (like say nothin dey happen) own everything we pay for.

emm. . . incase u dont have any idea wat Ajaokuta steel is, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajaokuta
Forum Games › Re: ╚►One Word Per Post. . ◄╝ by nich(m): 8:35am On Oct 15, 2009
ehen!
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? IV by nich(m): 7:13pm On Oct 14, 2009
can nokia fit try am?
Forum Games › Re: Words That End With "ing" by nich(m): 7:11pm On Oct 14, 2009
blazing
Forum Games › Re: The Game Start With The Last Word Prt 2 by nich(m): 7:09pm On Oct 14, 2009
mo chedaz but gaz go home. later bro! nice time checkin da jamz with ya
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? IV by nich(m): 7:06pm On Oct 14, 2009
does nokia now do phones without radio?
Forum Games › Re: The Game Start With The Last Word Prt 2 by nich(m): 7:03pm On Oct 14, 2009
already logging off to go catch up with them @ da place. cheesy wink

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