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Nezan:
I dont think we are planing to win in this competition.

ma guy, it doesnt even look like we're thinking of winning not to mention planning to win.

Happie buffday to Mukina2[size=5pt] & [/size] TheSeeker.

can somebody in dis class tell me why rommie no come school today?

GeeCee, na you be dat? ^{how market?}

ok!

come to think of it, this is the only game (sport) with an aim of being LAST. Sooooooooooooo, i win! 

@ topic,

a very good question for JAMB whenever they choose to start 'german obj' questions.

_{still waiting for people with the answer.}

nna, i no gbadun dis [size=13pt]riba[/size]l[size=13pt]d[/size]u

"how do i make a living if i quit ma job @ the end of the month?" ^{see big assignment}

all we are saaaaaaaying, give us some moooooore. . .

Asking you what?

goody howdy?

@ topic,

Okanran, Sima, Ikb, Tubabie, SeanT and everyone that participated in the game https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-255006.0.html

xpress:
right, they are taking over africa abi,and they would soon take over d world too but in wat aspect good,bad, or d corrupt.

why do nigerians love a lie,first its a rumor then its a confirmed rumor them d confirmed rumor
spreads as truth before u very eyes then u start to doubt urself and believe your own lie,or hv'nt u heard 'drogba(aderogba dada),eto,tiger woods,opra winfre,rice,50cent,rkelly,nas(nasiru),chamillionaire and even obamo all originated 4rm nigeria, ehe naija

ikeyman00:
^^^^

are u drunk? over there

can u see the key board u typin from clearly

nna, see matta. _{naija 4 life!}

Arise O Compatriots!

All you I.T. dons here on NL & beyond, it's your turn to attempt to save Naija for the next Generation. the older Generation couldnt, but we have a chance. I agree that funding may be a major challenge since no one's willing to expend so much energy with no benefit, but i believe there are some venture capitalists amongs us who would be willing if the investment seems right.

Ma point? dis is the best time to start dreaming & implementing dreams.
God bless naija & all NLder!

@ topic,

so we have numerous websites for one institution? ^{i have a dream!}

there would always be wolves in sheep clothing that even the shephard may not be able to identify them. However, we have these peeps around us for real. Most of us here can admit that we at one point in time or anoda know/knew one yahoo boy/girl whom we just thot to be harmless or a victim of circumstance. We'd be so shocked the day we find out the level of 'achievements' accomplished by these peeps.

Ma point? the ish is in our hands. the future is in our hands. we have the power to reduce the troubles to a 'minimum'. same applies for all forms of crime.
Arise O Compatriots!

sexyLeamon:
rofl this is one of the funniest thread ever lolzz @poster just ignore it or is dat hard?

ignore it ke? d guy obviously cannot fit can. d kpatas keep calling his name " . . . ope! ope! . . ."

amy, you worry small o.       
maedan, you too watch hi-tech animes   
epi, na so so 'story book' you dey like      

@ topic,

Cassie lived in a very BIG, FARMhouse. It was so BIG that she had to KEEP GIVING OUT 25% OF THE POULTRY PRODUCE TO ORPHANAGES IN FOUR STATES TO AVOID WASTAGE. But then, one BRIGHT SNOWY day, a very OLD man arrived. The man wore a SIMPLE ATTIRE and a PAIR OF GLASSES. Cassie looked through the window at him and thought he looked TIRED AND WORN-OUT, so she let him in.
"I'm here to give you this", The man said as he passed her a BROWN ENVELOPE. "It came from YOUR GRANDFATHER'S EMPLOYEES and they wanted you to have it because you are THE NEW OWNER OF ANOTHER FARMHOUSE."
"But who are you?" Cassie asked.
"I'm YOUR GRANDFATHER'S FARMHOUSE LAWYER."
Cassie WAS DUMBFOUNDED THAT SHE JUST STOOD STARING AT HIM AS HE TURNED AROUND TO LEAVE. The man left her house and returned to HIS HORSE-DRAWN CART WHERE HIS CHAFFEUR AWAITED HIM.



     any inspiring farmer in da house?     

ok i go tell dem. fyi peeps, na im sista. i been go their house one saturday morning (11:30am) after environmental sanitation na im ma eye jam wetin?    d o girl flappers just dey there loosely under the t-shirt. na im i shout! efribodi for their house run come outside. i come ask say wey all the luscious wey i being dey see wey all the other boiz being dey jealous? e been take like 25mins for d paale to explain wetin happen. since then ma peeps, i don kawa like egbon festus of ICB. However, ma guy for here no wan gree. and na because i been promise to square am cash on just opportunity to carry im sista commot.

hmmm, na d summary of d tori b dat o. 

young adolescent

aluhaaaaaji, u want make i tell efribodi how u take know? hmmmm,

it's been long since dawn gave way to day

there's a certain way you're affected

elenu lo lenu (yoruba) - pls deliver the same in english language.

the meaning of that line

singing: . . . i just wanna be, i just wanna be successful . . .

abegi, i no fit! human beings problems too much to handle. therefore, i go handover everything to God because im too much. Jo, 2gbosa per second for baba God jooooor.

singing: . . . if i ruled the world . . .

LWKMD. the people for dis common room no go kill me!

giddie, i don tell u b4 say make u no dey commot your glasses when u dey waka for road.

ok, oya do as i do. u don dey see where u dey go?

singing: .  .  . dis is as good as it gets yeah .  .  .
. . . senile old men . . .
. . . lousy government . . .
. . . unintelligent mates . . .
. . . peeps listening, but not hearing . . .
. . . dis is as good as it gets yeah . . .

xynerio:
@nich. Your babe dey tuck-in breast and when she wan wash she dey tie am like ladies outer neck.

kai alhaji, u want make i tell efribodi how u take know?

  LWKMD. 
luvly piece!

haba Alhaji, dont trouble the sleeping serpent. let sleeping dogs lie!

berra be careful watt u do on NL.

dont i luv NL? the peeps are just regular peeps afterall.

singing: i like the way she moves . . .