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phollybee:
and who said this Foolish man deserves a second Term?

A foolish man bears Goodluck, while a wise one bears FOLLY and BEE. You must be high on ijebu garri.

j4sure:
NA TRUE

JONA SAYING THE TRUE SINCE 1908

saying the TRUELMAO for these GMBites. Show me ur certificate..

Hoba007:
Ops, You are just as stupid and clueless as your president, the question you need to ask yourself what is the meaning or definition of the world 'corruption', which means 'dishonest or fraudulent conduct by those in power, typically involving bribery', what is the definition of 'stealing' it means; taking (another person's property) without permission or legal right and without intending to return it. All these babbling and mumbling of the sadistic bastard just to safe face isn't working. There are only three types of people that would vote for the clueless one, the hypocrites, their types have being with us for centuries, God didn't speak well of the hypocrites, the Evil doers, those ones are the corrupts politicians, corrupt Nigerians, the drug dealers they know if buhari becomes the president is longer business as usual for them and lastly, the stupid ones and they constitutes 90% of the people supporting the clueless one, reason a state governor would say he knows the president has done nothing for his people but he would still vote for him. If you sat down and watched the rambling of the clueless one on Tv yesterday and you are convince about what he said about differentiating corruption from stealing, then you are part of that 90%.

Story continues,,,, what a novel u got here. Your brain must be royally screwed by now. With what you defined on the top part of ur story, quite right, but I don't suppose u read and understood the president's speech so I didn't bother to finish yours, otherwise you would have known better. Mind you the thread is for educated people not illiterates like you and your General. One would think you practically knew the difference between stealing and corruption, but it's obvious you desperately sought the guidance of a dictionary. Don't worry we know the MEANINGS.

EzeeYFB:
true ,penetration aint the only way to reproduce since the advent of modern technology,reproduction can still take place without the penis inserted into the vagina.sex as 'the' reason of reproduction isnt 'the' only reason of sex organs,couples express love in more ways than words and other form,sex is essential in a marriage relationship,initimacy is all about passion ,when i'm having sex with my wife is nt all about reproduction,nah far frm it ,the union,the passion ,yes the lust for each other,the pleasure derive from a happy relationship.

Dnt knw hw religion is involved in this sha

religion is involved in every way but if u aren't a believer it would be a waste of time, and if you are you ll know that our sex organs are a gift of special purpose from God,, and that lust is a sin. Which was why I asked to know if I should enlighten you more.

This is wha happend when a girl tries to create a thread past her understanding, no 1 is Bullshit! If you calmed down a little you probably would have been more right. And sweetheart no 8 and 9 happens more to you girls.. Sounds like u were talking about yourself.

Shez right you know.

Meet my pope dude I aint voting for you. We want GEJ...

What difference ll that make? Gej all the way.

It would seem the worst of a woman's discomfort is the period thingy. It takes 4 out of 9. Well well, thumbs up! Coz you guys hide it well.

And that's suppose to mean what .

soe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDT77PcQcPA

See as e be :\

spott:
How did God endorsed GEJ?

Ask God, don't you pray

Richy4:
I am sorry for calling you my dear. Because if you were, I would have been shocked who permitted/gave you access to intranet let alone commenting on an adult forum.
Sorry I thought I was speaking to an adult I am sorry for making such mistake. Sorry and have a good day

ADULT ? Very funny coz you sound like a secondary school student. Grow up !

EzeeYFB:
twas never stated anywhere that penetration is d only form of sex ,no p wif u subcribing to penetration alone.

perhaps it was, and you prefer to look the other way, as penetration happens to be the only way to reproduce, 'which is the fundamental essence' of the sex organs. Any other form of sex is just a filthy way of suppressing your sexual drives which in this so called modern-day is a hard thing to overcome, I guess. M not here to get at you, I only want u to think past the shallow beliefs of the selfish human cravings. You sound like an atheist.

EzeeYFB:
guess ur sex orientation is primitive....wats wrong with having MouthAction with one's spouse?

Oh enlighten me, I didn't realize Bj is a modern style. I m sure u ve done enough or had some yourself, probably makes you a better person, well fortunately I m one with good sense of self-preservation, and I don't orient to immoralities. So if BJ is ur own definition of modernization, I like PRIMITIVE..

dasparrow:
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The parents were just careless. Why is there no lock on the door? And to make matters worse, they are busy practicing oral intimacy How many of our mothers practiced oral intimacy back in the day? Just goes to show how rotten this generation of ours is. Anyways, they should figure out what explanation to give their 7 year old. At 7, I definitely knew right from wrong. The boys will emulate/copy what they saw their parents doing. Shikena.

I love that, thank you. Educate RICHY4 or whaever he cals himself pls

Richy4:
You got a lot to learn in life my dear. What ever happened behind closed door between husband and wife is the beauty of marriage.

You don't even know what your parent does except if it's been communicated to you by them which I believe they have no reason what so ever to do that. So you are simply up to learn new thing everyday.

To summarize your question, yes parents/ married couple still do BJ and other things they are comfortable with.

Enough with the endearing thing!, m not your dear, can't be. And the fact that you know what BJ is, means you don't stand a chance to call me that do you know why Because an average Nigerian parent don't know what it means coz they don't do it. So if your parents do BJ m sure you ve barged in once or twice to know better. What can I say, Congratulations! you can now pass it on to your next generation. So the next time you want to make a point do not attempt to generalize the decadent plague dilating in your family boy. You are right, I just learnt a new thing about your family. What a family!

Can't see anyone carrying water on the head. The person I see doesn't look like a student, she looks more like a purewater hawker..

I thought the right place for the meat pipe is the meat hole, what's it doing in the mouth I mean do real parents do that . It's morally unacceptable! before giving those children any insincere advice they should apologize to them, then teach them how to knock. The whole family lacks manners.

xynerise:
Trying to keep it clean. Then I will quote "Cleanliness is next to Godliness"

But seriously, I would be shocked. I will later call them and tell them "What you just saw your mum and I doing is very dangerous and can kill when a child below 18 years tries it"

So after 18 they should start giving a head job what a decent father.

emusmith:
Yes, Valentine Has Fought The Battle Against FG And won! Love conquers all ...

Guys, election will no longer be an excuse...

Unlike some of us for now , If you have a girlfriend, this thread will do you a whole lot of good.

What are some things to get for HER as Valentine Gift This Season?

PS: What you must get must be what she is in dire need of otherwise it will just be additions, the cost notwithstanding.



1. A Cute Ladies Wrist watch

2. A Teddy Bear

3. A Phone she adores.

4. A really nice Perfume.

5. Her favorite footwear.

6. Books

7. A set of pants

8. A Customized Top With Her Name On It.

9. Money For Her School Fees.

10. A Beautiful Handbag or Purse.


Make it real for your lady, guys. Make her feel really special this period.
Whatever she is has been complaining of wishing she had is an indication of what is a PRIORITY to her. Get that for her and she won't easily forget .

Do it and thank me later...but, within the size of your pocket o...

Just be honest and sincere... if she rejects it that means "her eyes have tear" and she isn't good enough for your present status... Walk Away!


Guys, What do you have in mind?

Ladies, what do you wish he gives you?


Have Fun!

ihow about a no 11. A shaving stick with a nacet razor to clear their sweaty armpit and shady dark poosy forest. );

What's this about Its a simple request, present a complete document to proof that u went to school u can't , and u want to file a what ? an application to proof the court's incompetence. Ow! What an idiot ! Those attorneys know better they are just exploiting his desperation. ILLITERATE! Continue mr jonny.