Had many experience, lemme share this one
That year we where 6 in numbers reading partners, 3 guys, 3 girls

So the day of econometrics exams, we all decided to do TDB the previous night, we ate night meal and then headed to the reading hall with the following item garri, sugar, one bag of pure water grandnut and plenty sachet nescafe coffee ready to read til the following day. So we thought
We normally shared the mathematical aspect of the course amongst our self and solve each topic individually, then we combine them in exam hall. So we all choose a topic and tackle it because we do sit together during exams


So, we started reading by 9pm and when it was 11:30, we decided to top our fuel tanks with garri, and grandnut, after which we all took Nescafe coffee and decided to gist for about 1 hour, then we resume reading by 1am, anyone that schooled at uniabuja will be familiar with ETF hall, the legendary reading halls ,

By, 1:25 nepa took light, and my friend chucks volunteered to be the holder of his phone light so we could continue solving maths, with all the coffee this guy drank, him still get mind slept while holding the phone, the phone fell from his hand more than 5 times within 10 minutes

He's the only person I have seen that sleeps after taking large amount of coffee, in fact coffee Nah him sleeping medicine

That was how we continue breaking and quenching until 2:30 and we decided to hit the sack and call it a day. And we ended up passing that course with good grades

As econometrics no kill person for school.that year, there is no more difficult situation way fit kill person , econometrics Nah your mate ??

Is she in a relationship to start with abi she want jump terms and condition

alphaRego01:
Una go make me super cop?

Only if you agree to also be sowing cloths for yahoo boys

We pray together, make plans for our future and other stuff

Miracood2:
Is Ronaldinho bleaching his skin?

Which kind talk be this? Was he negroid black at any point

Him dey visit him old room mates, . it's no news

SARSCoV2:
Keep banging the P out of her pvssy. When you are tired, you will tell her a lady also asked for your hands in marriage and your parents have accepted. Let her know the lady promised to buy you a jet.

Well said comrade, sense will not kill you

Ocholu:


Your left testicles bro.

U are obviously a spoilt little brat.

Ocholu:


Say no to drugs bro.

You lack simple comprehension, because u thought school is scam.

babavik:
Your guy is just looking for a way to chance (dump) you.
The spiritual story are all made up lies.
His actions and silent behaviours are all acting.
No right thinking man will sleep with a girl "once" notice all is not well and still continue with her.
To paint a story of meeting a ghost is massive.
My dear if he's truly traumatised as he said he won't even contemplate to stay in that house alone neither day nor night.
If truly he saw a ghost and he thinks the girl is associated with it, by now he must have blocked her number not to talk of being reachable. Then you said "the girl called and he left the car to answer the call" my dear herein lies the answer to your problem.
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There's something serious going on between them and it has been for long.
#myopinion

You literally took the words outa my mouth

#myopiniontoo

Ocholu:
Let me be real with you OP;

This matter strong like agbo and erujeje mixed together.

I believe beyond relationship, you guys are friends, and what does a friend do when his/her friend needs help? They don't abandon them.

Help him. In anyway you can. Do so, while making it clear that the relationship is over.

Shalom.

Are u kidding me right now?

Op kindly move on, they no born una together, he foolishly destroyed a beautiful relationship because of one Jezebel.

Since he didn't inform you by taking the girl home, getting her pregnant and the whole spiritual momo jumbo that happened after wards, you owe him no obligation of any kind.

wizi4tyn:



Are you still with that your babe now?

Yes bro, taking her to the alter next year

treatise:


How did you know the person paid 7 million naira? No serious establishment like FIRS or KPMG would employ an individual whose expressions are replete with syntactical errors. Well done.

That's because I am an extroverted love making new friends everywhere I go, I go so close with one of the interviewer, after the first day of interview, I later got his number of which I called him later just to show appreciation, he was so disappointed that this happened as he was the one that told me first hand how our names was replaced, he said he tried to stop it, but big men at the top refused

PeaceJoyLove:


I'm happy you bounced back. Sir, I didnt even bother to look for job after my educational. I dropped the certs and started hustling. Those who lost their jobs cos covid 19 has changed everything are seriously suffering. Bug hustlers like me...we mooovvvveeeee!

I dont know why people who know they arent connected always go for FG or states jobs when there are jobs online. I mean, whoever does not get job now is not up to date. It's as simple as it is. This is the age of tech, and the jobs you are seeing now are already obsolete. So, why bother going for such.

I advise any young man to start hustling online for better jobs outside Naija. If you have to learn coding, go and do it and stop wasting time looking for one useless jobs that the "man knows man".

Nice one bro, I never knew this on time, I was busy wasting my time looking for job when God has placed me to be an employer of labour, and I wouldn't have ow this if I wasn't made to witness this disappointment first hand

reubenobi:
is the lady still with you?

yes bro, officially saying I do to her next year, she's everything to me.

joeking2222:

What a big win bro!!! D disappointment was jst like a blessing in disguise.......assuming dem finally gv u d offer back den, u might not even think of having this ur wonderful company today. More blessings bro!!! Sir....,Abeg, if vacancy dey ur company, i dey find work o!!!

Lol, my baby company is just on the embryo stage, but I will sure quote you if you are in Abuja should anything pops up

revived:
Op hope hustle dun dae pay

Cuz that's the main thing
Hope your baby girl still dae?

Yes bro I now have my own baby company, am managing with 8 staffs under my payroll and officially taking my girl to the alter to say I do next year, she has been my backbone all those troubling time

gulfer:
Those who paid to take your position have inadvertently taken all your pain, sorrow, early death and frequent sicknesses in life, God will surely give you a better song in due course

Amen sir

Shokoloko:

If you decide to become the bank cleaner (until you get something better), once you get there see how you can start to wash cars for the older men and women with cars (they pay better) find out how you can make yourself useful to them.
When I was still in the bank there was a woman (cleaner) I loved so much that I engaged her to cook for me during the weekend and apart from what I paid her, she went home with a pot of soup.
When I left the country I asked her to start cooking for my parents. She was so good that the manager gifted her N50k one day. One of the cleaner guys was the one that used to drive me to my village every month to visit orphanages.
So if you decide to be a cleaner, shine your eyes.
Bankers love to wear clothes, introduce several tailors to the bank staff and get a commission on any thing they sew. Don't be too greedy: N200 - N300 per garment is okay
Do you have younger sisters? Can they make hair for the bank ladies? Can they go to market for them? Can they make small chops that the bankers can eat in their cubicle?

Apt

Giving Up In Life Is Never An Option, See This Personal Experience

Good day Nairalanders.
So I saw a thread that hit front page about ways of getting new jobs and I remembered this my personal experience and decided to share


I remembered applying for work at the federal Inland Revenue service here in Abuja, immediately after my service by the way i studied economics , so names was shortlisted for interview, we wrote the test and out of 15,000 candidates, though exams was scheduled separate days because of number of applicants , 50 was successfull and was short listed boom I checked and my name was number 18, my joy knew no bound, I didn't tell anyone as I wanted to take my people by surprise including my parents and siblings.
after that interview, they invited us for an oral interview.

I attended the interview and after the interview, 35 name was successful, I checked boom my name was number 12 on the list,
After the interview, we where all given breakdown of how the salary was like, omo, I see money tears dropped from my eyes, I was anticipating how to renovate my family house after working like for 6 months and changing my parents car as it was well deserved,

After the interview we where waiting for a mail to confirm our employment letter and posting, after waiting for 2 weeks no news, I went to the headquarters were we did our interview and was reliably informed that new recruit had resume work since, I made further inquiry and I was made to understand that the final interview was done on Sunday, and our names were replaced with people that lobbied,
I shouted, on Sunday, ?? Government work?? And we where never informed and
minimum of 7million naira was used to swap our names with the people that paid.

I find cry, I no see, I was depressed for almost 2 months, my babe will come and see me emantiating by the day as I refuse to eat, this girl will come to my house and cry from Morning till night begging me to eat, chai true love they shaa, love really shark her that year, but I bounced back to my feet and moved on.
And thank God, I am doing well for myself, and I pray that the Lord continues to shower me and everyone that refuse to give up blessings in abundance.

Most times when you see people contemplating suicide on the media, don't use it as a joke, encourage them not to commit suicide if u must comment, because most people vent their frustrations on the media waiting for validation, and believe me they do take anything said to them to heart 100%, unlike other people out there, I never contemplated suicide because I know I have got a thick skin and can survive the street, one of the advantages of being street smart, e never get wetin eye never see, so trolling and name calling and shaming on the internet don't move people like me, learn how to develop a thick skin in every situation like this. Most importantly don't ever wait for media validation in your personal life, what the media says don't mean nothing and won't affect you in anyway, know this and know peace

I hope someone learnt one or two things from my story.

LifeOfTrigga:


So you self Na street

Baba any full blooded Nigerian person get werey for head, just wait until time to show the craze, u self go shock

Imagine say Nah so person teeth dey, we no go sabi wetin be blow jobs, try it and loose your man hood

Op there are unwritten rules on the street.

You don't bear a burden of a lady who you intend having something serious with, by so doing, you are making her love you for the things she could get from you, but if it is a fling then it's okay as far as you can part with the money without feeling duped.

You should have left her when u noticed she was struggling with a gas cylinder, it was obvious she was going for a refill,
My people say bush meat way escape trap still dey inside Bush
Don't be a simp op

chatinent:


Photosynthesis own make me sick.

Lols, kids these days them dey pamper them for school, we way go government school that year, dey will use flooging and destroy your nyash if u no gree understand something fast fast

chatinent:
Pollination is the transfer of pollen grains from the anther to the stigma. How has it helped my life until now that Mr. Uwate wanted to destroy my back?

Remembering types of pollination
1. Self pollination
2. Cross Pollination

I had sleepless nights trying to understand those things, our school uncle said the question was compulsory for exams, he made us stood in front of class to read the notes off hand, we cram am, wrote the exams and passed, yet I never benefit anything from pollination, and photosynthesis , Mr Ojobo, God will judge you.

The worst thing to ever happen to this country is APC with their paid zombies here on nairaland

Ashawosboifrien:

I don't trust d guy he may go and start casting me in the office

Ehen, does it matter, Ain't u an adult

BankyGee:

Na me miss you pass bro School is after my life

No wahala bro, everywhere go soon stew, just take it easy

BankyGee:

Brooo! No be lie, Nicklaus619! One of my best friends on this platform. Thanks bro

I don miss u shaa
Long time brother

siofra:


So self-love is depression
Excuse me, I think you're the one who needs to go for a mental check up.

Girl, you are depressed, and denial is the first stage of depression, your not only depressed, you seem lonely too.