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No 2 and 7?
i've learnt the hard way


i swear any babe wey join me under umbrella again
when its raining ehn na GUN i go use shoot you

and the way some babes just run under the umbrella ehn
they won't ask you before they enter oh

pls advice to men:
if a girl joins you under an umbrella,don't even think about giving her the handle to hold while you guys walk,my brother she'll just cover her hair and rain go either beat your left hand and left leg or your right hand and leg ...........be warned

tosyne2much thank you for this thread!

prettythicksme:
hahahahahaha like what??

please before i tell you?,
how sharp your canine and incisors dey




abeg i never born pikin

prettythicksme:
ask nickz na me teach him how to smoke weed,abeg give me 1000 weed

i don't smoke weed oh

only the ones soaked in mcdowells and allowed to dry i dey smoke sometimes
na only food i dey use am cook

wow!! just googled her,she had a nice collection

chisos!!!
substiute
is this nyash??

prettythicksme:
hahahahahaha nickz you no serious i don't know what is sex chat either#To bite off your ear dey hungry me

don't worry about my ear....you no be mike tyson
i have better things for you to bite

you no go know again na

franki valli__my eyes adored you

bingbagbo:
t

whT is sex chat?

ask prettythicksme

i learnt it from her

most of them just leads to s3x chat nothing more
i have this badluck of meeting only the s3x starved ones

babes that drink

my problem is babes that smoke like fela

prettythicksme:
hehehehehehe badt guy

i'm a child of god please

2ndOGA:
20k for a lap dance, only a lap dance. Now that lie makes the devil catch cold.

i don't doubt it tho being that its done out of goodwill.

i've seen places where du mb guys pay more

like the colour combo
too much emphasis on the entrance

please take a shot from a far distance

prettythicksme:
nickz close your mouth before i urinate in it

that one na fetish!!

e go make madt sense oh:q

this is embarassing:



anybody from orlu,imo state should know one river like that called 'orash'(not sure about the spelling tho)

one of my relatives took my there,
i had never been to any river in the east where people swim so i was basically happy
when we got there i saw quite a number of people which i didn't expect
so my cousin introduced me to some of his friends then he got talking with one girl,she was very cute and was asking me questions about lag(cos she and her folks reside in ph).
i was ontop of my game,making jokes and telling stuffs that the three of us laughed about

everything was smooth,just when i was about to ask for her number
she asked me "CAN YOU SWIM??"
Mogbe!!
i looked left ,saw my cousin smiling
looked right,saw children that i was 2x bigger than jumping into the water from one tree like that
i told her YES but i won't wanna swim here cause i was afraid of skin infection(the only excuse i could come up with)

she said i was tryna insult everybody in the water
so in other not to get her thinking i was feeling "big or proud"
thats not how to impress a lady innit??

i pulled off my "3-quarter"
and my t-shirt
oboy!! as i dived into the water it was so fucking cold!!!
first i stopped hearing any sound
next i started immitating what i watched from one 007 movie(casino royale i think)
but i kept going down!!
next thing i knew i was drowning
i started thinking 'the girl go dey smile by now oh'
omoh as a sharp guy i knew it wasn't working
i held one leg like that i was able to see

seems like the boy went down and they all noticed something was wrong next thing i knew someone was pushing me UP
by then i don drink like 25 litres


win win tho!
the chick came to my place tho to check on me like 4 times

gloryl:
Hmmmm

lmao talk na

guilty as charged
but you still get small excuse sha

can bath with my brothers but my sisters tho
am i mad??

novia22:
No thanks....I'd rather buy myself a drink, sit in my house n drink it.

this way i don't get too many female visits

enhances concentration tho

i expected rvp to get benched and falcao getting the nod
perhaps chelsea in mind

januzaj......this is your opportunity please don't get stingy

GGMU

i only fear berahino

novia22:
Story for the gods!!

fancy a visit??

prettythicksme:
hehehehehe you know where you belong naa,you are among the 95%

no make me vex oh

first of i. can never leave a babe in my room and go and buy drink for her
i will give you the money and ask you to go and buy it......i no be your houseboy

and some babes can start searching and find my otumokpo....not allowed

prettythicksme:
Out of 100% of guys on Nl 95% are into what the op listed especially self service and sleeping around without Cd#if you quote me you are one of them 5%

i feel happy anytime i'm in your 5%
e dey give me joy
no mind all these spoilt brats

Valeree:
go joor

even lastma sef dey hold person hand cross road....
i do it sometimes on a very busy road when i see a stranded chick
abeg how e take dey romantic


my sister when mumu over-speeding lorry go dey come one dey as una dey cross ehn!!!
that your bobo go leave you tear race cross road...smh

missberrypop5:
me? Go for deliverance because i no marry man. Let me ask you, is marriage by force? As for me, if i get married, good, if i don't perfect. No be do or die matter. Shikina.

God Bless You
marriage is soooo overrated