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RomanceRe: Will You Leave Your Man Because He Watches Indecency by nickz(m): 12:40pm On Oct 20, 2014
women will forever be complicated:
you don't like a man that watch p0rnhuh,but you want a man that will give you

d0g style
cowboy
spoon
cat style
moutain climber
x-position
spider style
butterfly style
stairway to heaven
h0rny mantis
spraying mantis
standing dragon
wheelbarrow
iron chef
gift wrapped



what do you think we arehuhhuh
a fuckin intercourse encyclopediahuh
RomanceRe: The Most Romantic Thing A Guy/gurl Has Said Or Done To You by nickz(m): 12:12pm On Oct 20, 2014
Valeree:
we were crossing the road and he held my hand.
wtfhuhhuhhuh
RomanceRe: The Most Romantic Thing A Guy/gurl Has Said Or Done To You by nickz(m): 12:08pm On Oct 20, 2014
took on all the risks nd wrote 5 exams for me when i was sick............think thats ithuhhuh
RomanceRe: My Son Caught Me Right In The Act! by nickz(m): 10:16am On Oct 20, 2014
lmao be very vigilant oh

i saw mine when i was 3 and half and i kept going back every night grin grin
and i still remember(not qiute clearly tho)


i wanted to know what was happening
cos i always slept on their bed everynight with them,and at a point they started sending me to sleep with my elder brothers angry


trust me if your son is extremely smart he'll keep coming back(which depends on the way you reacted the first time you caught him)

well sha he's just 1.....but be careful
SportsRe: Glo-CAF Award To Hold In Lagos On January 8 by nickz(m): 9:27am On Oct 20, 2014
femimailbox:
Someone tell me how I can make huge income from this Gala please!
come with a very big sack sad

make history by catching 'THE WORLDS LARGEST SNAIL' huh

get endorsed by guiness world record

HUGE INCOME undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Why Are NL Guys Always Complaining Of Giving Girls Money? by nickz(m): 9:01am On Oct 20, 2014
missberrypop5:
enh.
when y'all don't see men to marry now,
you'll start complaining and going for deliverance sad sad
HealthRe: W.H.O is expected to declare Nigeria an Ebola - Free Nation today by nickz(m): 8:42am On Oct 20, 2014
thought they've done this??
RomanceRe: Why Are NL Guys Always Complaining Of Giving Girls Money? by nickz(m): 8:33am On Oct 20, 2014
missberrypop5:
Chai, @op, sister the kin blessing weh God go bless you eh. In fact, if you're single come, my brother will marry you. angry don't mind them! Everytime Nigerian girls this, nigerian girls that. A time will come when you'll look for a nigerian girl, you won't find one, by then na only boys go full for 9ja, una go just marry unasef grin grin. Ungrateful Men angry
huh//
EducationRe: Top 10 Most Beautiful Birds In The World (Photos) by nickz(m): 7:33am On Oct 20, 2014
2 should be from rio(movie) i guess
EducationRe: Sociology Professor Promised Me An ‘A’ In Exchange For Mouth Action by nickz(m): 7:31am On Oct 20, 2014
corperscorner:
Get social with your mouth then...
bwhahahahahahahahahaha


you're evil grin grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Peace Talks Split Boko Haram Into Two Groups by nickz(m): 7:10am On Oct 20, 2014
omenka:
I bet Oritsejafor would be happy now. Business can now continue.
happy??
buisness??

my nig is making it real big
just released an album grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by nickz(m):
barackohandso:
Platini: A German should win Ballon d'Or - not Ronaldo or Messi
hohohohohohohoh

platini on cheap w33d
willing to talk to every camera at his front

is he tryna say sneijder/iniesta were robbed in 2010

going by this dumb logic,
the only player that deserves it should be khedira cheesy cheesy grincheesycheesy

i'll leave it to ribery to whip this niggs a55
CelebritiesRe: Who Wore It Better? Funke Akindele Or Rita Dominic? by nickz(m): 6:23am On Oct 20, 2014
amokeme:
I thought I was the only one o..
another person
i'm not that blind afterall shocked cry
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by nickz(m): 5:01am On Oct 20, 2014
badoolee:
One of my ex too,I saw a pix of a babe in hiz huse,d first dai he said d babe iz hiz cousin,wen I saw a collage of. Two of dem sayin blood reunion,and d second time,he said d same cousin o,iz nau hiz ex dat they both nt in kool terms anymore,distance ish,low and behold dey got maried diz year,dah wan no pain me



I ws lyk goin tru iz facebook pictures and I saw a picture of a bby and a mama nd him,all lukin lyk a family
sadsadhuhhuhwtf!!

he did that to youhuhhuh
babes,send me his
house address
phone number
picture
and account number
lemme congratulate/thank him send him to his makerhuh



how do you want him to die?.
slow,very slow or fastangry
RomanceRe: What Is The Benefit Of Having A Girlfriend Or Boyfriend and chance of marriage by nickz(m): 4:51am On Oct 20, 2014
kuzee:
so dating ur girlfriend iz cuz of free punny bah?
gringrin
cause she's one of those girls with a brain size bigger than her boobi and butt joined together

plus she's spiritual,so all this ogbanje and mummy water girls no dey try me
and also if you try whip my for dream
if i call hercheesy
my brothergrin
your name is 'sorry' jesus wey chop cane for earth wella go they pity for youhuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Choose Your Skin Colour by nickz(m): 9:37pm On Oct 19, 2014
have seen babes in school that their colour changes from 6-1

Year 1- dark skinned
Year 2- toned skin
Year 3- white skinned
Year 4- translucent
Service year- Ghost mode
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by nickz(m): 9:31pm On Oct 19, 2014
suspect-nsogbu ft phyno nd ill bliss
RomanceRe: How To Spot A Wife Material by nickz(m): 8:40pm On Oct 19, 2014
prettythicksme:
hehehehehe this is her number she is too sexy 08020000419
and you say you are wife material huh huh

send me number so i can my personal/private files unto her cloud tongue tongue
you don refuse
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Posts “before Bleaching” Photos by nickz(m): 8:10pm On Oct 19, 2014
typical of naija girls in my school


Year 1- dark skinned
Year 2- toned skin
Year 3- white skinned
Year 4- translucent
Service year- Ghost mode
Working- missing person
huhhuhhuh
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria Rep, Lilian And Esther (uganda) Evicted From Big Brother 2014 Hotshots by nickz(m): 8:01pm On Oct 19, 2014
hehehehehehehehehe......after all the lies



come back your people dey wait grin grin sad
RomanceRe: Should I Pull The Trigger Myself??? (whatsapp Conversation) by nickz(m): 7:49pm On Oct 19, 2014
wanted to read the conversation.....but dammmm her abbreviations make me feel like my optician didn't attend secondary school lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
i have to see to comprehend
even with the under of coke bottle grin i no fit see this one
RomanceRe: How To Spot A Wife Material by nickz(m): 7:40pm On Oct 19, 2014
prettythicksme:
hehehehehe serious i can do all that try me
try you huhhuh ok na

give me the number of your best friend lipsrsealed....na that one sure pass
others na bullsh1t







NB:fine babe oh angry tongue......with the right fat in the right places embarassed
RomanceRe: . by nickz(m): 7:05pm On Oct 19, 2014
long fingernailshuhhuhhuh
you be mummywater nihuh:





big nyash(negotiable)sadsadsad
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking - by nickz(m): 6:45pm On Oct 19, 2014
reason why i think marriage is overratedhuh
i can do all these things better??
what's the point?
RomanceRe: How To Spot A Wife Material by nickz(m): 6:42pm On Oct 19, 2014
prettythicksme:
chaii op how do u know i can do all what you listed, means i am wife material.
huhhuhhuh
make I bend
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Of These Habits Are/were You Guilty Of? by nickz(m): 3:41pm On Oct 19, 2014
no 8......the way i squeeze face when i see some babes ehn huhhuhhuh

but when they pass. shockedshockedshockedshockedshocked o_o

especially for big buttss
CelebritiesRe: Who Wore It Better? Funke Akindele Or Rita Dominic? by nickz(m): 3:12pm On Oct 19, 2014
seriously bending my neck to see the similarity between the two clotheshuhhuh
RomanceRe: What Is The Benefit Of Having A Girlfriend Or Boyfriend and chance of marriage by nickz(m): 1:49pm On Oct 19, 2014
straight-up reason for having a girl friend: FREE PUNNY

which is obviously a scam
money for recharge card,shopping,cinema and eatery
my broda you are loosing ohgrin

Now the MOST STUP1D PEOPLE are those that show this above financial affection to a 'supposed' girlfriend and still pay for OLOSHO every night and you still carry STD ontop and pay for extra treatmenthuh

you are what my grandma calls: EWU-NNABE(EWU-NNAMA)huhhuh
devil is dancing shoki with your destiny
CelebritiesRe: “Miss Nkem” Shows Off Her Assets On Instagram [photos] by nickz(m): 11:53am On Oct 19, 2014
fr3do:
n
Picture of your Aunty's backside or ....... U know na!
cheesy
her ass isn't big ohshockedgrin


just that when she sees girls with big ass she's always shouting
'ike nsi'
when i found out the meaning then ehn
laugh tire
CelebritiesRe: Ruky Sanda Said She Would Never Come To Ikeja Again by nickz(m): 11:47am On Oct 19, 2014
who careshuhhuhhuh
no one even noticed you passedhuh
#repikjallday
PoliticsRe: A Painfull Picture Of What The Whites Do To The Black African In Those Days. by nickz(m): 11:08am On Oct 19, 2014
The 1712 South Carolina slave code included the following
provisions:


Slaves were forbidden to leave the owner's property unless
accompanied by a white person, or with permission. If a slave left
the owner's property without permission, "every white person" was
required to chastise them.

Any slave attempting to run away and leave the colony (later, the
state) received the death penalty.

Any slave who evaded capture for 20 days or more was to be
publicly whipped for the first offense; branded with an "R" on the
right cheek on the second offense; lose one ear if absent for thirty
days on the third offense, an castrated on the fourth offense.

Owners refusing to abide by the slave code were fined and
forfeited their slaves.

Slave homes were searched every two weeks for weapons or stolen
goods. Punishment escalated from loss of an ear, branding and nose-
slitting to death on the fourth offense.

No slave could work for pay; plant corn, peas or rice; keep hogs,
cattle, or horses; own or operate a boat; buy or sell, or wear clothes
finer than "Negro cloth".
CelebritiesRe: “Miss Nkem” Shows Off Her Assets On Instagram [photos] by nickz(m): 10:03am On Oct 19, 2014
fr3do:
Akpa nsi
gringringrin lmao
you just reminded of one of my auntiescheesycheesycheesy

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