oyb:

spikey, am sure u know our er hair knotter from holland (_{what is it with you and guys who do their hair} ) is referring to the only one  part of u as fat, your much celebrated ikebe  , even in cartoons, it retains its er fatness 

Oniranu, idi o ni'di, ni ko ma wo kaakiri shogbo?

@ spikedcylinder,
Lol. . . U dey mind me? I had seen the thread since last week. I no just see road to reply the oniranu all these while. I wonder wetin concern post disappearance/spam bot with ikebe??

I cannot retrieve quote easily with my fone. It sucks mehn!

Pataki:

In fact, when it comes to enjoyment, how better can this man enjoy it other than this:

see who is calling me onirarnu 

spikey - you see how mr paraga wants to run his private peepshow on your ikebe? 

with shine shine bobo to boot 

no wonder the hairbraider no show face for tha bbq 

na so im go dey siddon dey sweat and ogle toh and lady t bakassi 

oyb:

see who is calling me onirarnu 

spikey - you see how mr paraga wants to run his private peepshow on your ikebe? 

with shine shine bobo to boot 

no wonder the hairbraider no show face for tha bbq 

na so im go dey siddon dey sweat and ogle toh and lady t bakassi 

Oniranu! No be you dey inside that picture so? Just because I did not disclose your identity way back then abi?

Ikebe go finish your life walai! Ma ron ju mo idi o ni idi kiiri shogbo? Oni pe rundown!

How did you know I did not show face for the bbq? Na coke and fanta be the main drink for the bbq na, boyz need some additionals na. Shior.

Leave Spikey's ikebe alone henceforth shogbo?!

ummm, na lap dance be that o ga o

@ Hauwa,
You are not serious oh. Can you lap dance for me? Lol. . . . .

Leave Spikey's ikebe alone henceforth shogbo?!

spikey - i have been warned by oga paraga

he's not bad, if you can get past his penchant for er low end alcohol , and the fact that he's a er sweater

not to worry tough, our long and lanky fella should be well schooled in the horizontal arts - he has been trained by the best , the netherlands professionals

Hey Y'all,

I just read this thread and get the gist. But I have been going through this crap too, and will like someone to intervene. Geeze, it is frustrating to spend time writing long winded responses (articles) just to see them not show up. Please check my postings in my profile and see what you can do. Tried reposting the same stuff as a quote, it showed up and then disappeared like a minute later. Thx

I posted the below in Epi's Diary but it's not showing. Help

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-- Removes temporary files
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