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Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Sauron1: 12:06am On Oct 27, 2009
£a$y:

I just pity her cause they canceled her Yankee VISA, What a BAD story sad lipsrsealed If I cee that oyinbo woman, I must give her a big slap for what she did!

Where would you see her?

She drives in a bullet-proof Jeep with a driver and Police escorts.
In the UK, she would be on the Jubilee line reading her metro newspaper and standing in the train cos there's no seat.

She must be loving it in Naija.
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by chic2pimp(m): 1:34am On Oct 27, 2009
~Sauron~:

Where would you see her?

She drives in a bullet-proof Jeep with a driver and Police escorts.
In the UK, she would be on the Jubilee line reading her metro newspaper and standing in the train cos there's no seat.

She must be loving it in Naija.
Wahlai Naija must be the land of her dreams grin grin. I bet she would be telling her friends to relocate to naija as soon as possible. The way naija peeps pander to white peeps needs is just simply ridiculous. That's the reason you see bare private schools in naija with white faces as their figure head cuz they know once a naija parent sees the white face,they will be willing to do anything to make sure their child/children attends that school.
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Shola2009(m): 1:57am On Oct 27, 2009
^^lmfao!! grin grin
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Nobody: 1:31pm On Oct 27, 2009
~Sauron~:

I like this PIG farmer. . . . . .He is eloquent.

His Yoruba hat is top drawer. grin grin grin grin
How can his cousin take his Naija passport to Nigeria and got it stamped without the immigration officers checking the picture on the passport.


The Pig Farmer was so annoying!
I almost slapped him from my screen!
Feeling so confident with himself ' I have 2 able bodied boys,something terrible happened- my cousin took my jacket, bla bla' Bloody slowpoke!
He still had the guts to be looking into the camera dressed up like a masquerade. Typical example of some Naija man, feeling over confident when it is uncalled for! EGO rubbish 
At the end of the day he was refused after embarassing his whole clan on National TV

I really felt bad for the pregnant woman!! she was just unlucky! I mean she could have been on the plane before the woman arrived! My hubby said her baby is 'unlucky'! No chance of being an american citizen for now!!
She looks like an actress though

My best is still Oga Benson and I am totally in love with that guy, lol
I really do hope he is driving a Range Sport like someone said, lol tongue I can't get over him, 15 years old LMAO
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Nobody: 1:35pm On Oct 27, 2009
~Sauron~:

Cheese n Rice. . . .

This Ostrich looking woman drives in a bullet-proof SUV in Lagos?
She wouldn't be able to afford Honda in the UK.
Why do we treat these white yobs royal in Naija?


Some peops actually think they can beat the finger-print kizzack.


That's on the British Government's bill dont u think? ( From Visa fees anyway)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by EAsY6: 10:06pm On Oct 27, 2009
I was born in 1993 but finished school in 1990!
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by EloSela(f): 9:30am On Oct 28, 2009
~Sauron~:

I feel for the pregnant woman. . . . . .

Her pregnancy issue never came up at the American Embassy.
What was that white woman's business sticking her nose into another woman's bump?

She claims she controls the kinda people flying to America via the UK but this woman did not plan staying in the UK.

Her destination was USA and yet they won't let her cop an American citizen she's been dreaming of.

Na wa for Naija peops o.


Please use some logic.

If she flies to America via the UK and she is refused entry into the US because of her obvious bump then then she will be deported back to the UK and the airline will be fined. A friend of mine once left Nigeria for America via Italy and was deported back to Italy. This was in 2000 and she has been there ever since. The white lady was just doing her job. Americans never let anyone who is not an American citizen into their country with an obvious pregnancy bump and the lady probably concealed her pregnancy or failed to disclose it when applying for her US visa.


~Sauron~:

Where would you see her?

She drives in a bullet-proof Jeep with a driver and Police escorts.
In the UK, she would be on the Jubilee line reading her metro newspaper and standing in the train cos there's no seat.

She must be loving it in Naija.

And as for the lady travelling on the Tube as opposed to being transported in her employer's car to work, what is wrong with that? Even the former Major of London used public transport during his time in office and the current Major now cycles around the city. In the UK, unlike Nigeria, taking public transport or (cycling for that matter) to work is not the height of poverty.
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Sauron1: 10:17am On Oct 28, 2009
EloSela:


Please use some logic.

If she flies to America via the UK and she is refused entry into the US because of her obvious bump then then she will be deported back to the UK and the airline will be fined. A friend of mine once left Nigeria for America via Italy and was deported back to Italy. This was in 2000 and she has been there ever since. The white lady was just doing her job. Americans never let anyone who is not an American citizen into their country with an obvious pregnancy bump and the lady probably concealed her pregnancy or failed to disclose it when applying for her US visa.

U must be talking via your smelly ass.

If the ECO at the American Embassy didn't spot her bump, what are the chances she would be spotted in America?
Only pathetic women with priggish attitude would dwell on such. . . . . .
As for your friend who was deported back to Italy, why don't you just admit she was unfortunate and not everybody will be that 'unlucky'?


And as for the lady travelling on the Tube as opposed to being transported in her employer's car to work, what is wrong with that? Even the former Major of London used public transport during his time in office and the current Major now cycles around the city. In the UK, unlike Nigeria, taking public transport or (cycling for that matter) to work is not the height of poverty.

Jesus Wept!!!

Then let her take public transport to work in Nigeria since she's used to it before taking her cracker ass to Lagos.
It beats me how crackers who probably never bagged a first degree go to Nigeria and become Lords there.
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Nobody: 10:26am On Oct 28, 2009
aysometin:


That's on the British Government's bill dont u think? ( From Visa fees anyway)

Is an ordinary member of the society allowed to own or drive a bullet-proof car?
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Nobody: 1:50pm On Oct 28, 2009
OMO IBO:

Is an ordinary member of the society allowed to own or drive a bullet-proof car?

For safety reasons my broda!  tongue
It's not a luxury
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Nobody: 3:22pm On Oct 28, 2009
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by tunnytox(m): 3:52pm On Oct 28, 2009
I think the British embassy lady was overzealous, she could simply prevent the pregant lady from boarding a flight to London, she is not obliged to contact the US embassy afterwards i think she did that out of wickedness, and as for the lady the pregnancy is obviously too big to travel with she should have accepted her fate and have a baby in Nigeria, she got her visa cancelled and obviously will prevent her from getiing US visa in the future
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by r231(m): 4:47pm On Oct 28, 2009
£a$y:

I was born in 1993 but finished school in 1990!

Lol that 15 yr old guy is gone ,must have been his happiest moment since he easily told bullshit stories to the officers.
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by EloSela(f): 7:41pm On Oct 28, 2009
@Sauron
That's because her bump probably wasn't showing when she applied for the American visa. If the bump hadn't been an issue then the Americans would have allowed her to board. In case it escaped you it was they, the Americans, who advised the lady to visit the US embassy again once they became aware of the pregnancy.

Is there safe reliable public transport in Nigeria? If so then yes the lady should travel to work via Nigerian public transport. However I can't see why you are getting all emotional over this. If the Brits choose to transport their workers to work in that manner how does that concern you
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Sauron1: 7:51pm On Oct 28, 2009
EloSela:

@Sauron
That's because her bump probably wasn't showing when she applied for the American visa. If the bump hadn't been an issue then the Americans would have allowed her to board. In case it escaped you it was they, the Americans, who advised the lady to visit the US embassy again once they became aware of the pregnancy.

By your estimation, she waited 5 months(after the bump musta shown) before she decided to go to America? Nigerians are not that daft.
The Americans told the lady to visit the US embassy again because the british bitch became obnoxious and hysterical about an ordinary bump.


Is there safe reliable public transport in Nigeria?

Taxis are safe the last time i checked. . . .


If so then yes the lady should travel to work via Nigerian public transport. However I can't see why you are getting all emotional over this. If the Brits choose to transport their workers to work in that manner how does that concern you

How does this affect the price of fish?
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by EloSela(f): 9:48pm On Oct 28, 2009
~Sauron~:

By your estimation, she waited 5 months(after the bump musta shown) before she decided to go to America? Nigerians are not that daft.

Well appears that this Nigerian lady was. grin.



The Americans told the lady to visit the US embassy again because the british bitch became obnoxious and hysterical about an ordinary bump.

She was doing her job. If Nigerians lady didn't want to deal with British immigration then she should have gotten a direct flight from Nigeria to the US. She messed up although I doubt that an American airline would have allowed her to board with 'bump'

Taxis are safe the last time i checked. . . .

Is that so? The last time I checked the majority of taxis in Nigeria don't even have MOT!!

How does this affect the price of fish?

You tell me!! You are the one getting your knickers in a twist about how the UK Border force choose to transport their employees to work in Nigeria.
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Sauron1: 10:00pm On Oct 28, 2009
EloSela:

Well apparently this Nigerian lady was.

She is not daft, she was just unlucky.
Unlucky to meet a pest-natured bell end.


She was doing her job. If Nigerians lady didn't want to deal with British immigration then she should have gotten a direct flight from Nigeria to the US. She messed up although I doubt that an American airline would have allowed her to board with 'bump'

Stop over-reacting.
She won't be the first Nigerian lady to travel with a bump to the States.


Is that so? The last time I checked the majority of taxis in Nigeria don't even have MOT!!

Remove the green-tinted specs you are wearing.
Lagos taxis are now standard taxis with a/c, GPRS and whatever whatever.


You tell me!! You are the one getting your knickers in a twist about how the UK Border force choose to transport their employees to work in Nigeria.

U can't be this daft or are you?
Getting me knickers in a twist over what? You are a pretentious sensationalist.
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by tunnytox(m): 10:09pm On Oct 28, 2009
EloSela:

Well appears that this Nigerian lady was. grin.

She was doing her job. If Nigerians lady didn't want to deal with British immigration then she should have gotten a direct flight from Nigeria to the US. She messed up although I doubt that an American airline would have allowed her to board with 'bump'

Is that so? The last time I checked the majority of taxis in Nigeria don't even have MOT!!
You tell me!! You are the one getting your knickers in a twist about how the UK Border force choose to transport their employees to work in Nigeria.

I beg to differ her job is to prevent the traveller from travelling on a London bound flight and NOT to contact the US embassy, to me that is sheer wickedness
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Sauron1: 10:14pm On Oct 28, 2009
tunnytox:

I beg to differ her job is to prevent the traveller from travelling on a London bound flight and NOT to contact the US embassy, to me that is sheer wickedness

I thunk as much but we have an uncle TOM in the house. . . . .
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by EloSela(f): 10:25pm On Oct 28, 2009
tunnytox:

I beg to differ her job is to prevent the traveller from travelling on a London bound flight and NOT to contact the US embassy, to me that is sheer wickedness

She was doing her job by contacting the US embassy to to verify information. If the Americans had said that they were aware of her pregnancy then she would have been allowed on the US flight via the UK. In that case had she been allowed to fly and been stopped at the American border, the Americans wouldn't have a leg to stand on if they had tried to deport her back to her last destination which would have been the UK and the airline wouldn't be liable for a fine.

@Sauron
She was daft. End of. She would never have been allowed into America with a belly that size anyway.
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by EloSela(f): 10:31pm On Oct 28, 2009
@Sauron

Listen son, stop the name calling and getting overly emotional because believe me you don't want to get on my wrong side.

The lady was wrong for trying to travel to America with huge bump. It was so obvious what she was going to do there and while it is not uncommon among Nigerian ladies it doesn't make it right. The Americans have the right to refuse entry as do the British with anyone travelling via their country.
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Sauron1: 10:40pm On Oct 28, 2009
EloSela:

@Sauron
Listen son, stop the name calling and getting overly emotional because believe me you don't want to get on my wrong side.

Get on your wrong side?
By the time i am through with you, you would invest in a piece of strong rope, tie it to a beam and do the obvious.
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by EloSela(f): 10:46pm On Oct 28, 2009
@Sauron

The obvious meaning, I will wrap that rope around your throat and fling your obnoxious a$$ into the middle of the Atlantic ocean abi grin
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Sauron1: 10:48pm On Oct 28, 2009
EloSela:

@Sauron
The obvious meaning, I will wrap that rope around your throat and fling your obnoxious a$$ into the middle of the Atlantic ocean abi grin

Nah, mate!!!
You will wrap the rope around your neck. . . .in your bedroom naked. grin grin grin
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by EloSela(f): 11:06pm On Oct 28, 2009
haha, I should have known by your passionate outbursts in this thread that you were just Hot. Go to bed jare, your wife is waiting for you. grin
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Sauron1: 11:11pm On Oct 28, 2009
EloSela:

haha, I should have known by your passionate outbursts in this thread that you were just Hot. Go to bed jare, your wife is waiting for you. grin

Hot? I'm the black Hugh Hefner.
Sex is not scarce where i dwell. . . . . .I dunno about you though.
The amount of energy you have wasted trying to defend that pseudo-moral Brit woman is enough to see you through in a labour room.
Breathe easy!!!
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by EloSela(f): 11:49pm On Oct 28, 2009
Sauron
I haven't defended anyone, just stated facts. Again, go to bed Hugh Hefner or whatever you call yourself.
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Sauron1: 2:12am On Oct 29, 2009
EloSela:

Sauron
I haven't defended anyone, just stated facts. Again, go to bed Hugh Hefner or whatever you call yourself.

It seems you have guzzled enough sapele water. . . . .U sound drunk.
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by chic2pimp(m): 2:16am On Oct 29, 2009
SAURON & ELOSELA NA WA FOR UNA OO. SHEY NAH ARGUEMENT UNA TAKE REACH DIS? undecided grin
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by Gamine(f): 3:40pm On Oct 29, 2009
@Topic, it is the funniest thing, though i saw the videos on youtube oooh
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by EAsY6: 7:19pm On Nov 02, 2009
my favorite show is on tonite! hope there's a new one this time around! grin
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by EAsY6: 7:05pm On Nov 14, 2009
wink sky 1 is showing a new episode right now

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