since when u don dey bear Patience? So now wey i wan collect my book, your name don change. abi?

benjie! benjie!! come hia before i begin attempt to beat somebodie o!

Erhmn youngman, yu are disturbing the neighbour with ur rantings! Don't yu knw dat dis place is a G.R.A.?
*shouting* musaaa. . .a a a. .musaaa a a! Plz come and take dis youngman out of dis area b4 my daddie kumz!

shuuuu! so na ogboju u wan use for me now?

So my g8man don turn ogboju like yu, abi?

benjie! benjie!!

Benjie? Wey dey mourn mosquitoes? Abeg call anoda pesin

mourn ke? i dey go call romsky come. ^{gaz go home! good night & sweet dreams to you!}

Same tu yu!

Me sef, but i don resurrect sha.

Yur phone keh? Do i have yur digitz?
Nich has been disturbing me o, he even attempted wape!

Nah, he came to our estate claiming to have come to collect his eggonomilks and akkounthink textibooks, which i didn't even knw when i borrowed. He naw crawled to the backyard of our parlour whispering my name. When i came out, he was removing his belt and taking off his boxerz already with one hand, and was trying to pull my cute pata with the other. I naw shouted. .daddy, mummy! He naw ran away leaving behind his dorti boxer.

Pharoh waz sleeping.

Lazy thing. he must have been high that night with dry paw paw leaves.

Pat send your mobile through YIM, pls.

Ahan, y not send yurz? lol aite

Na woo dey yab me dia say i dey sleep on duty 

Pat u shabi play hard tu get oooo  , I feet get ya

YIM, Digitz, wape address zori home address. 

Pharoh! Yu wan get all dis pilenty things from me?! Not even my acc numba?! I go tell Benjie, u go c wetin im go do u 2day!

Pat where hv u been? Ben had convulsion becos of u.

I've been to london to see the queen!
What conclusions BTW?

 shuuuuuu!         Wetin benjie & pat dey yarn for hia? Since when i don become like dis wey i go wan despoil patrick? i tell una say i can fit sabi spell gay? abi una no know say patrick na male?

 ok!    i see! una don dey dream all those una bad bad dreams again. Pharoh, no mind dem: na school of acting wey dem dey go dey confuse dem.

meanwhile, wey abbey?

Na wa o wetin this one dey mis yarn?

Nich, plz kum!

patwhizkid:

Nich, plz kum!

Sound like u both are having sexx. Nich u heard her plssssssssssss cum!

Xynerio, get out! Amebo!

eh. Thank u. Becos

eh. Thank u. Becos I speak the truth makes me a gossip. Nich wire her well well til;l she confess