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Help Pleaseee by Nobody: 7:34pm On Feb 22, 2010
Nralander please help.My girl friend claim to be a virgin. But i told her i would cut off if she is not, Then on Valentines day.We both had intimacy, Blood came out, She didn't really shout because and i ask her why didn't she shout she said it because i did it from back.Today again we had intimacy and blood came out but not as much as the last time, The blood stained my cloth.I was like, Can a virgin bleed 2 diffrent times.And she said she bleeded because i did the first one from back and the second one was in front , I was shocked.So i called my friend and ask them.They said it a lie that she used allum to wash her virginal and that why she bleeded 2 times, Please help, it is possible for a virgin to bleed 2 times on diffrent day? And why is it that she always like to go into the bathroom to wash her virginal before coming to have intimacy, please help me so i know how to treat her.?
Re: Help Pleaseee by Nobody: 7:39pm On Feb 22, 2010
do not you find this a little degrading for your girl? talking about how she goes to the toilet to wash her
V hiss tongue
Re: Help Pleaseee by Nobody: 7:40pm On Feb 22, 2010
please i need an advice okay, tell me what u think about what i wrote,
Re: Help Pleaseee by Mikaela: 7:41pm On Feb 22, 2010
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ! *dies*
Re: Help Pleaseee by yme1(f): 7:41pm On Feb 22, 2010
oh man i hate this, WTF cheesy
Re: Help Pleaseee by Nobody: 7:47pm On Feb 22, 2010
timothy001:

please i need an advice okay, tell me what u think about what i wrote,
you really want me to? grin grin
Re: Help Pleaseee by ima1(f): 7:57pm On Feb 22, 2010
if you know u r not a virgin urself, don't pass judgement on others or expect to eat ur cake n have it. n your friends are idiots n this girl allowing you to use her is also a fool, and you r an a-hole, immature, (geez wat other names can i call you)
Re: Help Pleaseee by Nobody: 8:00pm On Feb 22, 2010
ima1:

if you know u r not a virgin urself, don't pass judgement on others or expect to eat your cake n have it. n your friends are idiots n this girl allowing you to use her is also a fool, and you r an a-hole, immature, (geez wat other names can i call you)
inexperience? I seriously do not know who is the virgin in the story grin
Re: Help Pleaseee by googles: 9:14pm On Feb 22, 2010
timothy001:

Nralander please help.My girl friend claim to be a virgin. But i told her i would cut off if she is not, Then on Valentines day.We both had intimacy, Blood came out, She didn't really shout because and i ask her why didn't she shout she said it because i did it from back.[/b]Today again we had intimacy and blood came out but not as much as the last time, The blood stained my cloth.I was like, [b]Can a virgin bleed 2 diffrent times.And she said she bleeded because i did the first one from back and the second one was in front , I was shocked.So i called my friend and ask them.They said it a lie that she used allum to wash her virginal and that why she bleeded 2 times, Please help, it is possible for a virgin to bleed 2 times on diffrent day? And why is it that[b] she always like to go into the bathroom to wash her virginal before coming to have intimacy[/b], please help me so i know how to treat her.?

[size=13pt]this has got to be the funniest joke !!!! wat a comedian you are guy grin grin grin grin grin grin[/size]
Re: Help Pleaseee by Madukaele(m): 9:20pm On Feb 22, 2010
was the p+ssy really tight dat u needed petroleum jelly to penetrate if no ,she isnt a virgin. simple smiley smiley
Re: Help Pleaseee by googles: 9:33pm On Feb 22, 2010
Madukaele:

was the p+ssy really tight dat u needed petroleum jelly to penetrate if no ,she isnt a virgin. simple smiley smiley

[size=13pt] shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

pastor brother reverend maduka no be you dey quote bible up and down just now abt fornication and its punishment ?

how you come take know how virgin thingy dey tight? hmmm na wa o lipsrsealed lipsrsealed[/size]
Re: Help Pleaseee by Scooby1(m): 9:41pm On Feb 22, 2010
too many clowns on Nland grin grin grin grin grin.
Re: Help Pleaseee by Kelvinj(m): 9:48pm On Feb 22, 2010
Yuck! U guyz should advice him plzzz
Re: Help Pleaseee by agathamari(f): 12:18am On Feb 23, 2010
yes a virgin can bleed more then once, just means she has a thick hymen.

cleaning herself before having sex is hygenic, can degrease the chances of a yeast infection, vagi/nosis, even bladder infections (though only slightly)
Re: Help Pleaseee by THEAMAKA(f): 1:30am On Feb 23, 2010
POSTER YOU ARE ONE, BIG, FAT, FOOL!!!! okay?
are you so daft, or what? why shouldn't she wash before? then you will come back to complain and say she is dirty or some other hooplah!
do we really need to hear the disgusting details about how blood stained your clothes? REALLY?  shocked
so you only wanted her to be a virgin so you could be the first one to sleep with her? i was expecting you to say "because i wanted to wait for our wedding night" or at least something practical.
SICK PERV!
and your friend is obviously just as delusional as you.
take a hike, why don't cha.
Re: Help Pleaseee by daylae(m): 1:47am On Feb 23, 2010
@Poster why seek a surge of urgency to a matter of no importance whatsoever?**walk out of thread **
Re: Help Pleaseee by sexyLeamon(f): 2:30am On Feb 23, 2010
rokiatu:

I seriously do not know who is the virgin in the story grin
ROFL same here cheesy nevertheless I will still answer the poster answer.

poster she bleed from the back because The tissue inside and around the anus is very sensitive and susceptible to tearing and bleeding. The blood you saw was coz the tissue tearing.am sure you understand. grin but you self wicked o how can you fuc,ked the girl in the anus doing her first time shocked grin

The second time she bleed coz you broke her hymen. I don't know why you were so eager to see blood grin Some girls do bleed when their hymen is broken. Some don't. Some bleed a few minutes, some a few days, some a week so not all virgins bleed.


from the story the girl seems like a virgin to me undecided and you too grin
Re: Help Pleaseee by Kgdavid(m): 2:42am On Feb 23, 2010
just hope you used condoms
Re: Help Pleaseee by Madukaele(m): 6:25am On Feb 23, 2010
googles:

[size=13pt] shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

pastor brother reverend maduka no be you dey quote bible up and down just now abt fornication and its punishment ?

how you come take know how virgin thingy dey tight? hmmm na wa o lipsrsealed lipsrsealed[/size]
dat doesnt mean i dont knw 1 or 2 things abut women, i read biology.lol cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Help Pleaseee by Nobody: 6:28am On Feb 23, 2010
[size=20pt]Ok.

You are having sex and you can't spell V-A-G-I-N-A?? Why girls dey give their totos to these fools?[/size]
Re: Help Pleaseee by Nobody: 4:17pm On Feb 23, 2010
grin grin I just love this thread
Re: Help Pleaseee by chibenwa(m): 4:26pm On Feb 23, 2010
chei, wonderful grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Help Pleaseee by tanimz(f): 4:38pm On Feb 23, 2010
Nawa oh. . . So you told all of this to your friends? Unbelievable!! Your such a beast!! Why would you disvirgin a girl through the anus, how heartless??!!
Re: Help Pleaseee by skfa1: 4:45pm On Feb 23, 2010
chibenwa:

chei, wonderful grin grin grin grin grin

lol, counselor grin grin grin grin
Re: Help Pleaseee by Kgdavid(m): 12:45am On Feb 24, 2010
michelin89:

[size=20pt]Ok.

You are having intimacy and you can't spell V-A-G-I-N-A?? Why girls dey give their totos to these fools?[/size]

cos the girl is atleast as big a fool as he is(sorry dude no offence). you make it sound like 'toto' is some gift to humanity. the queston is why did he waste his manhood on her? grin
i get the feeling ther is no point advising this guy because before he will be able to buy time at the cafe again(one month later) this thread will have disappeared.i hereby order you all to desist from making further posts.
Re: Help Pleaseee by Nobody: 12:52am On Feb 24, 2010
I nor say toto na gift, but girls must choose with class. See the kind guys wey dey chop kpomo. After them don finish them go dey ask stupid questions.
Re: Help Pleaseee by Kgdavid(m): 1:01am On Feb 24, 2010
lol isn't it obvious that it is a street girl?
Re: Help Pleaseee by 190: 1:07am On Feb 24, 2010
michelin89:

[size=20pt]Ok.

You are having intimacy and you can't spell V-A-G-I-N-A?? Why girls dey give their totos to these fools?[/size]

all this comin 4rm a moderator

if i say sometin like this

within secs its ban

anyway i xpect my sister
2 be different and raw
Re: Help Pleaseee by freecocoa(f): 1:07am On Feb 24, 2010
This so called girl is even a bigger fool than u re.imagine giving her virginity to an idiot.
Re: Help Pleaseee by RyanShort(m): 1:16pm On Jul 10, 2010
timothy001:

Nralander please help.My girl friend claim to be a virgin. But i told her i would cut off if she is not, Then on Valentines day.We both had intimacy, Blood came out, She didn't really shout because and i ask her why didn't she shout she said it because i did it from back.Today again we had intimacy and blood came out but not as much as the last time, The blood stained my cloth.I was like, Can a virgin bleed 2 diffrent times.And she said she bleeded because i did the first one from back and the second one was in front , I was shocked.So i called my friend and ask them.They said it a lie that she used allum to wash her virginal and that why she bleeded 2 times, Please help, it is possible for a virgin to bleed 2 times on diffrent day? And why is it that she always like to go into the bathroom to wash her virginal before coming to have intimacy, please help me so i know how to treat her.?


Poster, how dumb can you be undecided why not Zap her 3 more times and see if she will bleed before coming to open this thread grin


She bled so much she soaked your shirt, if it is chicken blood she is going to insert whilst pretending she is cleaning up, maybe she forgot she had already tried that trick out on you once, hence reason she bled twice grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


i loove this website meeeen cheesy
Re: Help Pleaseee by LOVE4BUG(f): 2:08pm On Jul 10, 2010
hahahaha GOD!!! una wan kill me with laugh here o o o

No na cow blood grin grin grin

Mumu!!! how manage blood come stain your cloths na? una no comot cloth?

where una dey do am sef? na for una classroom grin grin grin

lwkmo grin grin grin
Re: Help Pleaseee by 190: 2:18pm On Jul 10, 2010
this kinda case makes mi pity some people

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