1. He understands your accent.

2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now, "

3. When you guys go out, he pays and doesn't expect a refund of exactly half!

4. He understands why you have to send money home - probably doing the same himself!

5. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style.

6. He doesn't think you should put your parents in a home.

7. He eats 'Gbegiri and Amala' and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, loves your cooking.
8. He gets your jokes.

9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'because that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!

10. He has got his education or he got something going on.

11. He may be a baby daddy but he loves his kid and takes care of him.

12. He can have a bus load of conversation without him saying much 'because his momma taught him that.

13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master.

14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.

15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that.

16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY.

17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.

18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"

19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience] for his elders ? important.

20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg e" when you compliment him.

21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!

22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.

23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.

24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are.

25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby! " without looking at the caller ID.

26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o!

27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.

28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.

29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion.

30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick, and you both know that you are his next "meal".

31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!

32. Keeps yo from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows you can't drive!

33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!

34. No need for breast implants to impress am!

35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada!

36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!

37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside.

39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait to "Palam"(gobble up!) when him reach work

40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!!

Finally; Cool Cos He Is Just A Naija Man Period!!!

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HOLD ON!!!!! Before you jump on me, i don't agree with everything on here, But i find majority of them hilarious and some are definitely TRUE.
SO what do y'all think??

Ohh in case you don't know, i am not one of them people that THINK you MUST marry a naija man if you are a Naija woman. I just found this somewhere and decided to share.

nice one,nice one there hot-angel.i looooove the number 30 hilarious.

hot-angel:

1. He understands your accent.
2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now, "
8. He gets your jokes.
9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'because that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!
10. He has got his education or he got something going on.
13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master.
14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.
18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"
21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!
22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.
23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.
25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby! " without looking at the caller ID.
26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is [b]nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace [/b]o!
27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.
28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.
34. No need for breast implants to impress am
36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!

Abi oh! #21 is why they are so good at yahoo yahoo. #26 A naija man in lace? a handsome Classic. #2 - they gotta understand our commands, funny though and #28 is just beautiful
But these are my best and funniest

nice!

Yesoooooooooooo

@ hot-angel

girl, I am giving you five stars !

so funny & true

you never see one marry - u are talking of a particualr one - just grab what u see o. it is hard these days.

hmmmm

hot-angel:

1. He understands your accent.

2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now, "

3. When you guys go out, he pays and doesn't expect a refund of exactly half!

4. He understands why you have to send money home - probably doing the same himself!

5. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style.

6. He doesn't think you should put your parents in a home.

7. He eats 'Gbegiri and Amala' and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, loves your cooking.
8. He gets your jokes.

9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'because that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!

10. He has got his education or he got something going on.

11. He may be a baby daddy but he loves his kid and takes care of him.

12. He can have a bus load of conversation without him saying much 'because his momma taught him that.

13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master.

14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.

15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that.

they are hilarious but some are meaningful too
#1 is soo true, atleast u speak the same way and u communicate properly

#10, yes nigerians love to be educated

#13, yes that's it

hot-angel:

16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY.

17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.

18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"

19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience] for his elders ? important.

20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg e" when you compliment him.

21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!

22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.

23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.

24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are.

25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby! " without looking at the caller ID.

26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o!

27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.

28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.

29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion.

30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick, and you both know that you are his next "meal".

31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!

32. Keeps yo from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows you can't drive!

33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!

34. No need for breast implants to impress am!

35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada!

36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!

37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside.

39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait to "Palam"(gobble up!) when him reach work

40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!!

#17 is so true
Lol @#21

#30 and 31, yes
#34 yes oh

infact most are true

Even as cynical as i am concerning Naija babes,nothing's as great as having one as your mate!@thread that was wondeful.Still laughing .As a guy it could not be farther from the truth

love the whole list, now how can we say we dont love our Nigerian men ( even tho they can be very egotistical, argumentative, cocky, jealous and overprotective ) i still love em to death

Wonderful list Liz, but erm, where's number 38?

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Wonderful list Liz, but erm, where's number 38?

At last someone Notices. lol, seriously i thought would notice it earlier.

There's actually no number 38 though.

Hmmm, *wondering how you know my name*

Ask Segun, ur (former?) NL hubby

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Ask Segun, your (former?) Nairaland hubby

He is still my hubby and will forever be. lol.

So he told you my name uhn??

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Ask Segun, your (former?) Nairaland hubby

Hmmm,can't you keep a secret?
nice write up hot angel

na real wa for this list. Completely true!

kool

so all those naija men that run off to white girls,you better repent!
They won't understand why you play your TV so loud and why you may die without eating fufu.

@ hot angel

Nice one, at least a naija man can sing along with you in the car to ayefele, obey or sunny ade,

Just being curious here Angel, which one(s) don't u agree with?

ha-ha
ok, i'll marry one.

Have to find m'self a nigerian bloke!!!

okwanuzo3:

Have to find m'self a nigerian bloke!!!

Just did, congratulations

We rock!, thanks Ht angel

1. He understands your accent.-[b][/b]fair enough

2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now, "- [b][/b]good point

3. When you guys go out, he pays and doesn't expect a refund of exactly half!-[b][/b]this is down to the man .i think if we want to be equals then its fair enough if the man asks for half.stop looking at the man like a meal ticket and take your own responsibilities.

4. He understands why you have to send money home - probably doing the same himself!-[b][/b]agreed

5. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style.-[b][/b]funny enough i know many Nigerian girls who have a problem with HIS brother staying with him but not her relatives!

6. He doesn't think you should put your parents in a home.-[b][/b]agreed

7. He eats 'Gbegiri and Amala' and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, loves your cooking.-[b][/b]agreed ,similar cultures
8. He gets your jokes.-[b][/b]same as above

9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'because that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!-[b][/b]my god enough about food.you be eating machine!

10. He has got his education or he got something going on.-[b][/b]not real a point.There are many nations who value education as much or more then Nigerians (though we value it highly)- japan,India to name a few.Watched a documentary on India and you be amazed how people 10x poorer then some of our villagers basically near starvation make some attempt to educate their children.Thats dedication!

11. He may be a baby daddy but he loves his kid and takes care of him.-[b][/b]we take care of our kids but then again in some nations its almost taboo not to feed your child too!

12. He can have a bus load of conversation without him saying much 'because his momma taught him that.-[b][/b]well i don't even understand this one

13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master.-[b][/b]which man for this world no like see woman shake ass!you think nah the music e dey look!

14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.-[b][/b]many men from different countires do this my dear.you just met the wrong ones.My cousin is married to a Finnish guy and he not only says sorry if he is wrong he will happily say it in presence of whoever is there and he looks very very manly doing it

15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that.-[b][/b]ok

16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY.-[b][/b]not unique feature to Nigerian at all.but yes Nigerians maintain their traditions well while incoprating others.

17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.-[b][/b]this is not a unique feature .some men from nigeria do not like women without make up as some men from other countires.

18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"-[b][/b]yes because from same background so agreed

19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience] for his elders ? important.-[b][/b]true but if you want to see respect go japan where talking badly to an elder in some places has serious consequences

20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg e" when you compliment him.-[b][/b]haha true true

21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!-[b][/b]hope its true !maybe e no love you u never know

22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.-[b][/b]if watching someone eat meat turns you on then all glory to you my dear.

23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.-[b][/b]love!

24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are.-[b][/b]love our slang!

25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby! " without looking at the caller ID.-[b][/b]pray no be say e get many girlfriends who they call out 24/7 and just dey say "hey baby" to all

26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o!-[b][/b]ofc!

27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.-[b][/b]yes

28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.-[b][/b]good bless nigerian talk

29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion.-[b][/b]if nah true e good o

30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick, and you both know that you are his next "meal".-food and sex = good life

31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!-[b][/b]fair enough

32. Keeps yo from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows you can't drive!-[b][/b]na so

33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!-[b][/b]haha

34. No need for breast implants to impress am!-[b][/b]yes o to touch plastic no good

35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada!-[b][/b]true

36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!-[b][/b]wetin we go do

37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside.-[b][/b]who want trouble ?

39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait to "Palam"(gobble up!) when him reach work-[b][/b]na wa my girl ,u talk about food plenty.be like say u dey use food to reach man heart plenty.

40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!!-[b][/b]yes o

@poster!! please give us the exact opposite men go suffer

some of these r really funny

awww how sweet

<<roll eye>>