IDINRETE:

Are you serious at all? How dare you!
those are the INSPIRED WORDS OF THE GOD AND THEY ARE FROM THE HOLY BIBLE
prepare yourself, for your damnation in HELL

freelance:

This is very funny! I hope nobody actually follows these biblical examples!!!!

It’s all good.


This can't be from the holy bible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but they are really
from the Holy Book, the Bible

1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her
head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours.
-- (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)


2. Find a prostitute and marry her.  
-- Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)


3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his
flock.
-- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)


4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.

-- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)


5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one
and carry her off to be your wife.
-- Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)


6. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will
cost you a rib.
-- Adam (Genesis 2:19-24)


7. Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in
marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work
another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first
place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a woman.  
-- Jacob (Genesis 29:15-30)


8. Cut off 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies
and get his daughter for a wife.  
-- David (I Samuel 18:27)


9. Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll
definitely find someone. (It's all relative of course.)
-- Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)


10. Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest.  
-- Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)


11. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I
have seen a , woman; now get her for me." If your parents question
your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me."  
-- Samson (Judges 14:1-3)


12. Kill any husband and take HIS wife. (Prepare to lose your son
though).
-- David (2 Samuel 11)


13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a
good idea, it's the law).
-- Onan and Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)


14. Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity.
-- Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)


15. A wife?, NO WAY!!!
-- Paul (1 Corinthians 7:32-35

What ya think

IDINRETE:


joke what joke? you are taking the INFALLIBLE , INSPIRED WORD OF THE GOD for a joke

you better repent or else

IDINRETE:

@BLKRAVEN

this is not a light hearted humour o !
and it is not funny to some people o!

are you saying those words of the God are just in the Bible for Humour
remember you must not take the word of thy god in vain.

I am warning you o Freelance you have to recant that posts of yours, before holy ghost fire consume you


So what exactly do u want me to do?

freelance:

So what exactly do you want me to do now??

freelance:

freelance:

Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives.
He loved the 4th wife the most and adored her with
rich robes and treated her to the finest of
delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always
showing her off to neighbouring kingdoms. However, he
feared that one day she would leave him for another.

He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidant and
was always kind, considerate and patient with him.
Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in
her, and she would help him get through the difficult
times.

The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had
made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and
kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife.
Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice
of her!

One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was
short. He thought of his luxurious life and wondered,
I now have four wives with me, but when I die, I'll be
all alone.

"Thus, he asked the 4th wife , "I loved you the most,
endowed you with the finest clothing and showered
great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you
follow me and keep me company?"

"No way!", replied the 4th wife, and she walked away
without another word.

Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his
heart.

The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, "I loved you all
my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and
keep me company?"

"No!", replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good! When
you die, I'm going to remarry!"

His heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to
you for help and you've always been there for me. When
I die, will you follow me and keep me company?"

"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!", replied
the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only walk with
you to your grave."

Her answer struck him like a bolt of lightning, and
the King was devastated.

Then a voice called out:

"I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you
go."

The King looked up, and there was his first wife. She
was very skinny as she suffered from malnutrition and
neglect.

Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken
much better care of you when I had the chance!"

In truth, we all have the 4 wives in our lives:

Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and
effort we lavish in making it look good, it will leave
us when we die.

Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth.
When we die, it will all go to others.

Our 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how
much they have been there for us, the furthest they
can stay by us is up to the grave.

And our 1st wife is our Soul. Often neglected in
pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.
However, our Soul is the only thing that will follow
us where ever we go.

Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is
the only part of us that will follow us to the
throne of God and continue with us throughout Eternity.

26 For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?[color=#990000][/color] Matthew 26:16.



Thought for the day :

Remember, when the world pushes you to your
knees,you're in the perfect position to pray.
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It
means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections!



Have a nice day.