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Smart Lawyer by me2me: 4:15pm On Aug 02, 2011 |
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence: "my client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and i fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb". "well put", the judge replied. "using your logic, i sentence the accused's arm to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it or not as he chooses". The accused smiled. with his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out! 1 Like |
Re: Smart Lawyer by mikuz(m): 8:16pm On Aug 02, 2011 |
Hahahaha joke of the month! |
Re: Smart Lawyer by Gift4all(m): 12:48pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
Correct joke. |
Re: Smart Lawyer by emofine(f): 1:37pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
Lol! Good one |
Re: Smart Lawyer by Nobody: 11:41pm On Aug 04, 2011 |
nice |
Re: Smart Lawyer by mojounited(m): 12:18am On Aug 05, 2011 |
That was a good one |
Re: Smart Lawyer by lysaa(f): 2:33pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
*Nods head* |
Re: Smart Lawyer by kemisuga(f): 3:28pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
9ice one |
Re: Smart Lawyer by VALIDATOR: 4:08pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
.This joke surely makes my day. |
Re: Smart Lawyer by Ajibel(m): 6:40pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
that's okay, my mouth moved a bit |
Re: Smart Lawyer by sangam121: 7:28am On Aug 10, 2011 |
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Re: Smart Lawyer by eagle22(f): 3:57pm On Aug 11, 2011 |
hahahaha the best joke ever! |
Re: Smart Lawyer by Nobody: 9:20pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
wow! |
Re: Smart Lawyer by ARareGem(f): 9:26pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
Cool. |
Re: Smart Lawyer by Nobody: 10:04pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
Hahaha. |
Re: Smart Lawyer by sangam121: 9:30am On Aug 19, 2011 |
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Re: Smart Lawyer by oderemo(m): 9:40am On Aug 19, 2011 |
@ sangam, this is the joke section def. not for no fee no win lawyer, if you are posting in the wrong section i doubt your smart lawyer i.d. not so smart then. |
Re: Smart Lawyer by sangam121: 11:05am On Aug 30, 2011 |
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Re: Smart Lawyer by freecocoa(f): 12:19pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
Good joke,I wan laff die @ my mouth moved a bit. |
Re: Smart Lawyer by Pamperme: 4:15pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
lwkmd ;d |
Re: Smart Lawyer by chumakk: 10:00am On Sep 02, 2011 |
sangam121: sorry Ode for that big sounding slap. * closed my ears* |
Re: Smart Lawyer by oderemo(m): 10:24am On Sep 02, 2011 |
^^^, which big slap. from who to who, abeg leave matter for mathias. back to new delhi lawyer, sir with due respect am not in need of your services either paid or on no win no fee option. kindly direct your much needed attention to the village clown, DUSTBIN CRAPGBO, his been given notice to quit his abode @ ijesha tedo, lagos , nigeria.and i think he will need to pursue this in the court of law. new delhi ko, yokoshima ni. |
Re: Smart Lawyer by newbride: 12:34pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
Ajibel: me too, and i think this is a joke on its own , very funny lol |
Re: Smart Lawyer by ice234: 3:31pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
Old joke |
Re: Smart Lawyer by Nobody: 5:34pm On May 31, 2019 |
I think I'm crying. It's that simple. |
Re: Smart Lawyer by bewla(m): 3:46pm On May 22, 2022 |
me2me:Okene in baga C me no trouble |
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