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I'll absolutely agree that rice is overrated and danfo drivers are underrated too. If not for the jobless agberos and nurtw people that forcefully collect money from them, most of them can afford to build a 3 bedroom bungalow at mowe or ikorodu. |
Around 14 yrs. There was this my neighbor's cute daughter. We used to have regular sex but I never ejaculated but in this fateful day, we were doing the do as usual on the chair when both of our parents don journey after a few thrusts, I came inside her. I knew what it was sha due to my years of watching porn, (na for small I don spoil no thanks to the elder ones I grew up with within the compound, dem no even send whether you be small pikin or not, they have sex with their girlfriends and watch porn right infront of you) anyways back to the tori, I knew it was sperm and I knew the damage it could cause in a girl. I was so educated about sexuality I had to ask her if she had started her menstruation so I could know whether she was capable of getting pregnant or not. To my shock , she said yes. I just go ask one of my closest baddest guy for street make e give me sution that one was a small boy like me too but weytin him eye don see ehn, .., he sha mentioned something like lime, salt and warm water say make I give the girl drink, whether that combo worked or not I don't even know coz luckily for me she no get belle. Sweet memories for Jakande estate. |
25tolife:Eeyah bros livebet wey me dey use win steady. Just set your boundaries and don't get too addicted. Drop your bet9ja ID make I manage fund you #500 to hold body small. |
Rudiger gave out the ball again for the second goal poor clearance. |
Some of you actually thought Tammy's form was gonna last forever lol. That guy isn't a big team material. Hes supposed to be fighting for starts in clubs like Norwich, Brighton, Newcastle. Morata better pass am. |
Matique:I've never rated that guy. Hes not just a big club material. He's supposed to be struggling for shirt in clubs like Norwich, Brighton , Newcastle. I've always said it that its lampards style of play that's covering him up. If he was under Mourinho or Conte, he would have suffered. .. |
Matique:I've never rated that guy. Hes not just a big club material. He's supposed to be struggling for shirt in clubs like Norwich, Brighton , Newcastle. I've always said it that its lampards style of play that's covering him up. If he was under Mourinho or Conte, he would have suffered. |
Physiology, Anatomy, pharmacology. Those courses are as useless as the second S in pussy. |
![]() Chelsea always turnup when the match is a decider between their opponent and another club. Just like 2014, 2015 and now 2020. ![]() |
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Xanslyte:You have never even seen 9-0 up losing 9-11 set. Table tennis na scam. That nonsense worse pass virtual. |
user32:Bros that table tennis na die. It's just upside down. Top much fixing. |
This table tennis ehn do people really win steady from this nonsense corrupt sport. This shit worse pass virtual. I'm not going near table tennis again. Like wtf you chose market na the opposite go happen.. sometimes I begin to wonder if it's programmed by the bookies to play a smart one on unsuspecting customers. |
Nice storieß Cc lalasticlala Dominique |
Met my ex at a friends wedding. She happened to be among the brides maid. I used to be a good footballer in primary school but my career was cut short when an opponent gave me a very nasty injury, I fractured my leg. 15 years later I was in NYSC camp playing football when an opponent gave me a tackle I didn't like. Well we got into an heated argument sha but teammates later separated us. After the game he came to meet me that my face looked familiar and started asking some questions lol. He happened to be the same dude who broke my legs 15 years earlier. I was like oboy dem send you to destroy me for this life ni. We just laughed . Small world Born and bred in Lagos, most of my families scattered around Lagos and ogun but I was in kaduna state some years ago. Got into an argument someone on the ATM queue. We almost beat each other up (typical nigerians ). After everything calmed down, he had a call and picked then he mentioned his name "this is Mr ******". I was like "so bros we even bear the same surname" . We then got talking further. Never knew I had been arguing with my Uncle. |
NewDelhi:500k and you're complaining? We have people who have surrendered millions of naira to this project. |
Educonomist:2240 likes lol |

Bros,, as u arrange ur room, clean everywhere so, shey u no happy??........