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Celebrities / Re: Now That Ada Jesus Is Dead..... by NihiIist(m): 3:37pm On Apr 21, 2021
Odumeje church go full on sunday. His followers will fear him more now.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by NihiIist(m): 11:48am On Apr 14, 2021
This new COAS speaks very well and sounds smart abeg. Dude speaks like a dictator mehn I like his confidence and charisma.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by NihiIist(m): 4:53pm On Apr 06, 2021
Dortmund @8 odds lol we all know as city dey always fumble for these stages at the UCL. Carry Dortmund with 1k abeg.
Crime / Re: How Much Does An Average Yahoo Boy Make Per Year ??? by NihiIist(m): 8:04pm On Apr 05, 2021
hedonido:
Depends on what you're averaging.

All those ones for Island wey dey drive Cullinan/Wraith/Urus/G Brabus etc of N200m above (on one car alone o) how much you think say dem dey make? Some of these morrafuckers dey gross $3-$10m annually. Shebi na $40m in naked cash dem see with Hush and him squad when them bust them for Dubai. Shebi na $6m+ FBI see inside Woodberry btc wallet alone o. Choi. And their mate and some wey pass dem dey for that Island wey you see so

My eyes dey pepper me anytime I see the doings wey some of these boys dey put for ground. Ebenebe ebueee.

Some of them get money die o like bastard money. Go to island most especially lekki and see things. I think in the Yahoo biz, hacking seems to be the most lucrative. Those guys just make legit hustlers look stupid.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by NihiIist(m): 4:16pm On Apr 04, 2021
So a young boy in my hood won #5M with 100 stake yesterday. Like how on Earth do these people do it. 100 naira to win millions looks impossible. Area boys wanted to bully the young lad by collecting his slip , I stood his ground and fought for him. No be small argument. We Sha later agreed for 300k settlement. They first asked for 2M lol.

I've advised him to relocate once he cash out coz armed robbers and area boys wont allow him rest. Just a teen about 19 yrs old.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by NihiIist(m): 6:01pm On Apr 03, 2021
Una no dey hear. Stop betting on clubs when an international break just ended. They'll mess you up.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by NihiIist(m): 4:17pm On Apr 02, 2021
6ixT8:



Ealla credit remain the best. The have stopped automatic deduction...

I will advice you reach out to their customer care and plead with them for extension.
But they'll start messaging all your contacts telling them how you're about to run away with company's money. grin. I've told you guys severally, stop borrowing from these fintechs. They themselves know most folks won't be able to meet up with the deadline coupled with the outrageous interest. How do you give a loan of 100k expecting 120k in 14 days. That's ridiculous if you ask me.

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Crime / Re: Can You Relate? (photo PG) by NihiIist(m): 9:49am On Mar 24, 2021
Lol those people irritate me to the bone marrow . You never see.

1986 waec with 7 F9 needed for 20k deal

2001 nepa bill front and bank needed asap. 50k deal.

grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NihiIist(m): 6:33am On Mar 18, 2021
MrJoelinton:
Chelsea see as refree favour una now o.. later in year 2050 una still go dey cry and wail over ovrebo and barca for the operation they do in 2009.
To be candid, Chelsea benefited alot from the ref.
Romance / Re: Don't Lie, Did You Bleep In Secondary School? by NihiIist(m): 8:38pm On Feb 28, 2021
FreeSpirited:
Most Girls Yes...Most boys No. The girls fvvcked older guys that are out of secondary schl, or corpers or brother Tunde on their street..
Naturally, Nigerian girls prefer dating or fucking guys that are above their level. Even in unis, it's rare to see couples who are in the same Dept. It happens but it's rare. Most times the guy is usually a few classes above her.

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Romance / Re: Does This Always Happen To You? by NihiIist(m): 11:28pm On Feb 26, 2021
Erojepromise:
lol it happens , it is part of the weird occurrences of life...And I found out that if you don't look attractive and pleasant enough people will disrespect you
Life is mysterious.

What the OP said is true

There are some days where people will be just nice to you and there are some days where everyone and everything will just be disrespectful . I think it has to do with looks and appearance. I have this shirt that makes me look like a pastor /nerd . Whenever I put it on, alot of people disrespect me. But there are some cloths I'll put on that will seem everyone is just nice and respectful to me. It happens . Appearance plays a major role.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NihiIist(m): 2:36pm On Jan 31, 2021
Chelsea don turn Barca of 2008-2012.

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Romance / Re: What's The Weirdest Or Naughtiest Thing You've Caught A Lady Do by NihiIist(m): 12:28pm On Jan 14, 2021
Edopesin:


God may I never be in such situation
I was even embarassed more than her. Shame catche me that day. Luckily I was on a jacket. Had to give her to cover her waist with it.
Romance / Re: What's The Weirdest Or Naughtiest Thing You've Caught A Lady Do by NihiIist(m): 10:31pm On Jan 12, 2021
Took a girl to the restaurant, she menstruated on her body, stained the white plastic chair badly. I was so embarassed.

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Romance / Re: Never Send Your Nudes To Man - Reno Omokri Warns Ladies by NihiIist(m): 4:21pm On Jan 09, 2021
I can't even count the amount of nude pics and masturbation videos of girls I have on my phone.
They will send you nùdes and tell you "deléte it fast ø" . Or they'll even "delete før everyone" on Whats App lol. Techìes like me always find a way to bypass that

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Culture / Re: Oba Of Benin's Wife, Queen Ewuare Places A Curse On Online Scammer (Pix) by NihiIist(m): 10:56pm On Jan 05, 2021
Lesriosdefrance:



What is the meaning of oyakhilome?

God is on my side

Oyakhilome translates to "God is on my side" in English. It is common with the Benin tribe in Nigeria and primarily used by Males.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NihiIist(m): 7:08pm On Jan 03, 2021
NewDelhi:
grin grin

https://mobile.twitter.com/TikiTakaConnor/status/1345785923070525446
LMFAO .And to think he didn't make any sub till about 60min . That guy is clueless

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Romance / Re: I Neva Chop This Year by NihiIist(m): 10:09am On Jan 01, 2021
coronavirus19:
cheesy You are the smartest human alive bros.
Romance / I Neva Chop This Year by NihiIist(m): 12:50am On Jan 01, 2021
I know it's hard to believe but I've not eaten this year. I think I have some super human capabilities or something.
Romance / Re: What Is That Evil Thing You Always Imagined In Your Head To Do by NihiIist(m): 10:14pm On Dec 30, 2020
illicit:
To start a movement and we will kill anyone above 50....

Whenever anybody clocks 50, we kill them....


Maybe because my dad died at 50
O buru gan o
Romance / Re: What Is That Evil Thing You Always Imagined In Your Head To Do by NihiIist(m): 10:14pm On Dec 30, 2020
Digableplanets6:
Putting all serials killers,muslims,jihadist,rapist,ritualist on a deserted island and watch them fight to the death. cool
Romance / Re: What Is That Evil Thing You Always Imagined In Your Head To Do by NihiIist(m): 6:44am On Dec 29, 2020
I always wished I had a magic tablet that can show me videos of the sex a girl last had.

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Autos / Re: The "Craze" For Benz Is Gradually Fading, Lexus Is Taking Over by NihiIist(m): 11:31pm On Dec 27, 2020
Beverlyjean:
Lexus can never replace the ultimate symbol of success... bmw , range rover all tried but failed and those a bigger brands .... the G 63 will buy u 2 lexus LX 570... the c 400 will get u 2 is250 , the S 550 will get u about 4 lexus LS ... I have mercedes and lexus ... mercedes is better well
All these Benz this Benz that una dey hype. Benz no cost now so how will you say it's the symbol of success lol. That's blasphemy. You go see better s class for 5M sef. Asides the gwagon series, Benz is cheap and affordable.

ACRI BrightJay SocialJustice

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Autos / Re: The "Craze" For Benz Is Gradually Fading, Lexus Is Taking Over by NihiIist(m): 10:05pm On Dec 27, 2020
Moreover most of these foreign manufacturers know alot of Nigerians love luxury but can't afford it. They know Nigerians love premium luxury but they don't have the money so what they do is give you something a little close to luxury. That's the case with Benz, it's an economy class luxury.

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Autos / Re: The "Craze" For Benz Is Gradually Fading, Lexus Is Taking Over by NihiIist(m): 9:59pm On Dec 27, 2020
Lexus is gradually reigning to be honest. After Lexus I feel Toyota will in the coming years make another model that will be hotcake in Nigeria.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by NihiIist(m): 8:25pm On Dec 25, 2020
Samsung004:
Do they pay ssc/ dssc during training camp??
The "army work isn't about the money" crew will soon bash you.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by NihiIist(m): 8:21pm On Dec 25, 2020
damibjs:


I was told o... Dat a female doctor was checking one RRi male testes... Na so him d**k bgin rise oo..... The nxt tin na hot slap for the guy face.. . So funny.
But that's cruel and inhumane now. How will a female be examining your ballz and your dick won't rise?. As if that's not enough , they slapped him. This is someone that hasn't undergone any training yet.

Asides that I don't think they allow males examine females the way females examine males.

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Romance / Re: Why Do A Lot Of 9ja Girls Smell Down There? by NihiIist(m): 11:47am On Dec 25, 2020
Chubby girls are more prone to smell. That's because little or no air gets into their vjay. The fat in their legs have already covered everywhere. Skinny girls most especially those with tigh gaps are less prone to it.

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