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Abi Dem hack Google ni . Wikipedia shouldn't be allowing junkies to update. Why is Google saying Thiago Silva is 95 years old.

Generaloluseye:
You dey mind am. Dssc and ssc is almost the same now. I lost a friend who is a dssc officer last year. He is in medical corps too.

Pls stop saying what you don't know and be informed.

Brownsun:
First 2days was okay. Right now its annoying. D arena game isnt even fun today.

It's official. He has resigned and they are urgently looking for a replacement. It's on Twitter.

The Nigerian army recruitment form is currently out.

For those of you with BSC, it's worth it. You won't be drafted into the infantry or artillery etc. You won't go and be fighting war if you apply via DSSC with your degree so don't be scared. You will be drafted into the education corps, engineering, health, budget and financing, etc. You start as a commisoned officer, a second lieutenant and pay is about 160k monthly. Free accommodation, cheap command schools (10-20k per term) for your kids etc. You can reach the rank of a Colonel with DSSC (only those who pass through NDA 5 year course for RC can attain a general rank) but colonel ain't bad. If you apply now, you can even apply for voluntary discharge after a minimum of 10 years and go back to your civilian life.

Instead of waiting an eternity for an imaginary FG job in Firs, nnpc, nasdr, etc give this a try. Coz to be honest with you, most of you are wasting your time. If you are not ready to buy slot in your dream Firs, nasrd, nspri, nerc, amcon and their likes then submitting CVs and hoping for a miracle is a waste of time let me not deceive you. The senators and HoRs you are getting their numbers for help , it's easier to be struck by a lightening than they attending to you or do you think you're the only one on their neck? They have families, kids of friends , friends of friends, friends of friends of friends of friends looking for slot for themselves or their kids yet you believe they will attend to a total stranger from nowhere? Go to LinkedIn and see jaw dropping resumes , most of you can offer at most a 3 page CV yet you dey find work for these top agencies and firms who dey deceive you? Better wake up to reality. If that senator is not your uncle , your father or your father's best friend then you're on your own.

Jaqenhghar:
Thats why I no dey go any old students reunion. Na just congregation of monitors to monitor who don make am and who never make am. They will tell you nonsense like reunion is an avenue to help one another but I know plenty of my guys when dey roast nobody don help them.

Lol people just see reunion as an avenue to measure success. Infact when I graduated, I made sure I exited all my class group page. I'm not bad financially but if you're not financially okay and you make the mistake of attending a reunion, you will regret it.

Alot of shit happens in that house which the viewers don't see. Alot of sex takes place in the bathroom . It's even rumoured vee and neo also had sex last night.

As for Erica, it was mere fingering but it will open the floodgates to real sex.

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I decided to tune in to big brother for the first time just now and all I saw was 2 housemates sleeping... Like how the fuk do people sit in front of their tv to watch another human sleep... This show can make one retardêd.

Broobembem:
Finally, I'm home.

Thanks Safari for that,I'll follow up live!!

You still have sense small.. most of them have been commenting on this thread since morning. Sometimes I wonder if they have jobs

Rossycee:
Praise said he wants to go and drink gari..

Na wah o... How you people sit in front of a tv 24/7 watching other people live their lives beats my imagination. Wtf is exciting about someone wanting to drink garri again. Just when I thought I've seen it all here. When others are hustling here and there , some are at their place of work...

#joblessness.

losdiose:
Good morning sir

Your opinion is cool, but you got the whole thing wrong. Most part of it tho.

No one is making him feel bad. What was said to him concerning that device is that it cannot rub shoulders with 2020 devices in hardware and software.

Some even went as far as getting him materials to educate him

No one said that it is a bad device

What I discovered from his posts here is that the dude is just here to troll. Since he's not ready to do his own research. I'm afraid to say that he's too ignorant for my liking.

No one actually knows it all, it is the ability for us to listen, do researches and arrive at our own rational conclusion that makes us a rational being. Even if our conclusion is outta place, but it will be said that the process is correct.

I think he has a thing or two against Xiaomi. But Xiaomi no know am and those using the device are enjoying it.

I have used lotta brand including the said Huawei. I like the device too, but it is too old to run some apps in 2020.

If I were him, I will just swallow my pride and take a tour of Duckduckgo to educate myself. Insteada coming here to tell us what we already know about him.

The internet is a loyal subordinate, he should exploit it to his gain.

I grab , he has his own fault too, manner of approach. And he is obviously more interested in trolling than getting solid opinions.

NewDelhi:
Omo this Huawei get smart remote sef. I was shocked when I tried using it to open my car doors and it opened. Thousands of brands to customise and control..

Please who can recommend any xiaomi with similar features. I want to buy.

Don't mind those bashings tho you weren't mature with your responses too. That your phone should be likely Huawei honor 7. It's a very solid phone with great performance used it around 2017, it came out in 2014 or 15 I think. I can compare it to Galaxy S7 edge which in my opinion is even better than S7 edge. It's a sold phone built to serve consumers for years and it rarely gets faulty. I never repaired the charging port for once within 2 years of usage, never had screen problem etc. The Kirin chipset is very okay , it can play call of duty mobile flawlessly so I guess it should handle pubg also. I got it around 110k in 2017 before I gave it out and port to xiaomi then apple.

Go ahead and get it if it's within your budget. It's not as bad as they r making you feel. It should be around 70-80k now.

luminouz:
K

This one dey comment like woman lol. Very mumu something. How old are you? Pls grow up.

luminouz:
I have known you for your antics in the ashewo thread. If you can't converse with me without emotional ENTANGLEMENT,please stay in your lane.

One love.

Forget , bone.

A higher institution offers more. Most girls don't have boyfriends or lovers. The ones that have aren't that serious with them because university love na most time just for fun, it doesn't lead anywhere except in a few cases. By the time everyone graduate, everybody go disperse like ants and move on with their separate lives. School love ends in school and that's why most uni girls are willing to explore and chop as much dick as possible because they "really ain't in a serious relationship". The ones that are in one have their boyfriends in far away states. Abeg, if you no fck for uni/poly or whatever, you no fit fck for this life again o.

As for the NYSC you are talking about, how many you wan fvck for camp and in your PPA? Throughout your one year stay, you might not have bleeped more than 5 girls (asides the locals if you have taste for them). In a university setting, you can even fck as much as 30 within that same one year. In NYSC too most girls are reserved, they form alot, they claim they have bf etc and many of them tend to be more mature and slow to having sex because they've seen it all during uni days. In a uni, the girls are naive, inexperienced and eager to explore. In NYSC, the zeal and morale isnt there any longer because they've "seen it all". So to me my order goes thus

University/poly/ college of edu etc

Streets/NYSC (Streetz depending on your location tho )

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AududuNine11:
Do you mean the dude, Explorers, is jobless?


Funny enough, this is even coming from someone who spends most of his time on nairaland in the romance section commenting nonsense...

Oya, post for politics section, na mumu post Baba dey post talking about newscaster that looks the most slutty.

This is one of those sick fellows we have around...

So politics section is where reasonable people converge right? Nigerian youths are truly jobless and lazy. Spending valuable time arguing tinubu and ganduje. People whlndont even know you exist lol.. I'm not the reason your life is this miserable and wretched okay. Look for your level to talk to. We no dey the same league.

VampireJoe:
Explorers on it again
They suppose give this guy op of the year lol

There's nothing really special about what he does. He is an enthusiastic person who just copies random articles online and comes here to post. Anybody that is jobless and less busy can do the same so far you have the love for technology, unsolved mysteries, science etc. . You can go through websites like listverse and YouTube for more

luminouz:
I have known you for your antics in the ashewo thread. If you can't converse with me without emotional ENTANGLEMENT,please stay in your lane.

One love.

Shora e omo yii... Moma treat fuckup e

luminouz:
Didn't you read my first reply to your comment. As a corper,you have the whole city geh at your beck and call. Who cares about nysc girls looking for husbands. You have fresh young pussies in secondary schools (above 18 for me though), poly girls, colleges of health tech and education, universities. The market coverage as a corper can't be compared to that of a university student. In fact,you even get mature girls and women as part of the target market.

Youth corpers are at the summit in terms of target market and coverage

You saying thrash bro. A uni is far better than NYSC. During NYSC, you have busy PPA and most corpers are less bothered about pussies because they gat alot of thoughts for the future in their heads. Some have extremely taskful PPAs too. Like that guy said, most girls in uni, their body dey hot and they wanna explore. The kind of freedom they never had back home will make them wanna enjoy life to the fullest. If you wanna Bleep everyday in a higher institution, just have a small car and dress well. If you don't disvirgin up to 10 girls and Bleep more than 80 girls from your 100L to final year then you're cursed.

gunners160:
Bros ehn , u just spoke the truth. Yes,bankers dress fancy but honestly those drivers gat money but saving is never in their culture and they spend excessively on alcohol and women
their take home everyday is never less than 2k then multiply it by 30.
if only business men and skilled labourers can start packaging , u go fear them

Lol 2k what? wtf are you saying.

Many of them make more than 7k in a day. For example iyana ipaja to ikeja is #200 on average. Multiply it times 14 passengers, that's 2,800 for just a trip. Many of them take more than 10 trips in a day. Most danfo no get garage so nobody dey take loading number or lineup. As they drop off the passengers, they turn immediately, load and go back. A trip of #200 (some trips cost more) multiplied by 14 passengers is 2800 , if you go come like at least 8 times in a day, do you know how much that is? Those guys make bastard money but the nurtw idiots that collect their share no dey allow them enjoy their hustle. Asides that, many of them round up the day by visiting ashawo joints or beer palors before they go home. At the end, they are left with little. Even with vehicle maintenance, petrol etc they are still supposed to be rich because white collar workers that have cars and maintain and buy fuel too seems to be better than them. The thing is that they spend lavishly on women mostly those agbo and ofada rice sellers as well as ashawo