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young lady, dont be cheeky.. baah love u really

i am a..um..whatsit called, yea daddy and mummy girl, sleeper, eater, shopper, child..ok am a STUDENT

ooook

i remember the day my friend called me a "slut" i forgave her because she was trying to say something else but she didnt know what "slut" meant

i remember when my friend decided to create a rock band, i was like   hes almost dere now, i helped that kid mhm

i think its the cuaso des summin

baah

Lizzy oh shyt hahahahahaa {i hope u knw why am laughing}

nice i heard that "hu" one in my wife and kids, minxing words, baah nice

yea but i will anyway he aint worth anything off me again, so i decided to change my destination to France

wel i have and am looking forward to my holiday

booked a flight and a ticket, was ready to put all my bad experiences behind me, how ever, something baffled me.

come to think of it, why cant i get a real down to earth guy on nairaland, maybe i would go on that holiday, am thinking miami

i sighed with relief as i promised myself not to fall for useless temptations again

i remember when i had red hair and this guy asked me what was on my head he was like "kilo gbe sori" and i answered "ekpon e ni mo gbe sori" {am carrying your d*ck on my head}

i remembered when my brother hit me on at @$$ with a knife, i screamed "oro o" {as in venom} and i laughed until i choked up my dodo

eh eh, omo dada, owo ko{money} owo ni {hand}

zainy dont cry, vexxy is the queen, been proclaimed so many times, maybe new one next year eh, u gatta contest for that okay? {i'l pay u }

Zainz, vexxy won this ages ago

wheres de gal anyway

too much info gurl, profile ..when did u start watching it

but i remembered what happened last time, i remembered that aqua was a banged up sex addict so the temptation flew out of my head

Briz:
I'm still surprised why you guyz have not nominated ***QUEENZY**** to be the Agbani Darego for NL.
I would consider myself being one of the judges for this Miss Nairaland coz i'm sure some Nairaland chickitos have being trying to scope some guyz in this room.
Come no bribery and corruption in Nairaland o!

But come to think of it. Vexxy, hot-angel, nike4luv are still kool.

why would any girl wana scope people??bribery? are u bullshytting me?

i thought the contest was over, another one for next year eh

yea u gat that right, mhm, see lil mo she is feeling for {that guy i forgot his name}

i love Dennis {smoking}
sharon
lil mo
phil
peggie

dont like:

ian{gay}
allen {eww}
chrisse{apaniyan}

i forgot the rest stacey is alrite

cry my eyes out, kick juley in the nuts really hard but i dont think i'l break up dat quick cos remember she was "in love" with the nigga, o wel

i dont knw but i think juley is trapped, he wont try that shyt again lai lai

what would u do if u were ruby and found out after a long time?

as i was coming out of the salon, i met my girlfriends and we decided to go clubbing later

gurl u can say that again, more suspense, do u think juley and phil are ever gon reveal their plan to ruby..ouch

awww, dablessed the lord is with you

GRACE GRACE GRACE HOW MANY TIMES I CALLED U

merry christmas

una welcome max

and i said red top blue jeans and a red thong, he laughed

sh!t on you by D12..HAHA