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how do u keep cool at a football match

stay by a fan

its funny how yesterday babaies become stars today

false..theres nothing wrong with them, some of my friends fall into that catergory

tpbm doesnt like gay/lesbians

no questions is being answered here is it?

chill smizzly,

kingy, no probs we miss you too..u become part of our life too, we r nairaland family u know..we love u so much
and wheres Gina..don't tell me u havent gat hold of her yet? 

i only said God forgive me because he was a reverend (at least what he calls himself because seriously, i dont see anything in him)..

i'm sorry dear lord

what do ducks do on television?

duckumentaries

hey kingy

havent seen ya in a long a$$ time..where have u been

welcome to nairaland sir kay kay,
get in the zone!..enjoy yourself, dont have too much fun

am me

tpbm works hard for his money

good job K

okay i start

why did the taxi driver give up his job?

because people kept talking behind his back

lights..camera..action!

Hey Nairalanders,

This thread is for one liner jokes not ones that will fill up the page o, just short and funny ones.

Let the games begin!

i think when these people use honorary title, it makes them feel as if we people know how great they are even though the name doesnt fit them

god forgive me but am talking out of experience, the church i used to go too, y wondered why they always add Doctor in his name, turns out he didnt even have a phd in medicine and he needed everyone to call him doctor.
thats the problem with people, honour honour honour, even though they dont work for it

wrong o

tpbm is bad good guy

Here i am Lord.

1. i the lord of sea and sky
i have heard my people cry
all who dwell in dark and sin
my hand will save
i who made the stars of night
i will make their darkness bright
who willl bear my light to them
whom shall i send?

chrs: Here i am lord..is it i lord?
i have heard you calling in the night
i will go lord..if u lead me
i will hold your people in my heart.

2. I the lord of snow and rain
i have bourne my people's pain
i have wept for love of them
they turn away
i will break their hearts of stone
give them hearts for love alone
i will speak my word to them
whom shall i send?

chrs: Here i am lord..is it i lord?
i have heard you calling in the night
i will go lord..if u lead me
i will hold your people in my heart.


3. i the lord of wind and flame
i will tend the poor and lame
i will set a feast for them
my hand will save
finest bread i will provide
'til their hearts be satisfied
i will give my life to them
whom shall i send?

chrs: Here i am lord..is it i lord?
i have heard you calling in the night
i will go lord..if u lead me
i will hold your people in my heart.


i done the remix with my brother!

2002- silver wristwatch, teddy bear and card

You can fight for your own country..yea.. but i think the bible is against killing

in the book of exodus it says
Thou shall not kill

u can fight but not kill

sorry to divert but in 1916 in the uk, we had a war, some people didnt fight because their conscience is against it, they were called 'conchies'

what am just trying to say is, we dont have to fight in the first place, even if we want to our actions would only be accountable to us and us alone

i only know the chorus of this..

Gat a saviour and hes living in me oh oh
i wanna know, i wanna know you today
you're the best thing that has happenened to me
and the world would never take
the world would never take it away..

no one would ever take it away (repeat)

we jump and shout out loud..

Latoya:
Above All

Above all powers,
above all kings,
above all nature an all created things,
above all wisdom and all d ways of man,
you were here before the world began,

above all kingdoms ,
above all thrones
above all the wonders the world has ever known,
above all wealth and treasures of the earth,
there's no way to measure what you're worth.

crucified........
laid behind the stone
you lived to die
rejected and alone
like a rose,tremble on the ground
you took the fall
and thought of me
above all..........

o mi god..thats my song..it makes me cry

Uche 777..

mama mia..u look amazing .gurl

welcome to nairaland and u better get in the zone!

thats the same thing happening to me..i feel neglected sometimes and when we hang out, his gurl thinks we are together but we are just best friends

true talk i dont feel good when he tells me about her, i dunno if its jealousy or what o wel, and if anything happens something like a fight between them i have to give good advice because if i dont, hes gonna think i dont want him to have a girlfriend, i feel confused sometimes though but as CJ said.. i gatta get a life and we hang out when we wanna hang out..owel

i think this is the same thing that happened in brown sugar innit?

yes..i feel neglected and jealous as if i wanna bite the girls head off but nope..i gatta be mature

big pimping by jay z

no i'm not, y does evry one say dat

i'm thinking am so happy, i get to be home alone much more..boo yea!

i wouldnt tell him dat..he thinks imma mizz him..

ha miss my a$$

thanks

y^-10 = 1/y^-10

Lizzy how u get de raised to power sign

y raised to power -10

any thing dat has minus b4 de power will be reduced to

1/y raised to power 10..

vinegar smells

i'm thinking am leaving now because i gatta go pack some stuff to my brothers house

leaving for uni..am so happy

next question: it took 10 people to lift 5 bags, how many people will it take to lift 10 bags?

20 people

double the 10..

5x2=10
10x2= 20

i cant explain much cos i just worked out in my head

my question was wats[b] y raised to the power of -10[/b]

`what is y raised to power -10

it was meant to be 3/2

x= -2