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u still want me to go on MEN..? |
Men constantly adjust our genitals Men make stupid excuses Men f*** up so much..dey loose all deir money to women..(dey get to buy us candy, flowers and jewelry) ![]() Men have to mow the lawn Men have to take out the garbage Men have to paint the house or walls while we ladies sit our @$$£$ down..hehe |
Men worry about loosing their hair (vain!) |
Men always end up sleeping on the couch when they fight with our other halves.. we ladies get the bed..hahahaha ..plus We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!) and We're cuter |
Men can't get laid anytime we want... they need to get some @$$ first ![]() |
men suck at dancing.. Girls are much better dancers. Sorry. We just are. ![]() |
Men die earlier.. so we women get to cash in on the life insurance. ![]() |
Men dont understand the true value of money |
hello Tolumi..welcum to nairaland..de rightest spot..hope u enjoy urself.. much luv Bleep |
Men sometimes think with their d***s |
Men are p***ies..dey give up in an argument |
and...WOMEN ARE SEXIER |
Men have a stinking fasion sense Men suck at shopping Men make a fool out of themselves just to impress a woman |
Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever |
Men are considered stupid because they dont wanna "spoil their male ego" Men will never stop and ask for directions. Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, "Looks like I've found a new way to get there." and, "I know I'm in the general neighborhood. I recognize that 7-11 store." |
yea mamba..you r a real pain in the @$$ Men are pain in the @$$ |
Dont you even think about doing that Anyi, keep ur dignity and dont loose it cos one woman wanna backmail u or summin..who cares, u gon be wateva u gon be even if u go to de highest country in the world. All you have to do is pray that God vindicates u peace and luv Bleep |
hahahahahahaha ![]() |
i really dont kno |
Men elicit laughter from women. ![]() |
and not all of us hav fake hair Men are perverts their magazines often feature pictures of naked women. |
damn rite..dey are |
hes a gr8 guy..i mean hes hot, gat gud voice..gr8 smile..hang on..was he really attacked, dats distressing i must say.. hope u recover quickly 2face..owel |
yea but Lagos is really where de magic happens |
Men never grow out of their obsession with toys,As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. |
Men cant make decisions themselves, A man can't dress up for a wedding,a funerals only if a woman makes him do so. |
Men vaguely aware of some sort of people living in the house. |
we are all naturall...not all of us use makeups |
sorry..i didnt kno |
cos i think lagos is like de "london"..de "usa"..of nigeria...where de magic happens u kno |
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..plus We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!) and We're cuter
