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nitane25: Iv rily missd u all.bn away cs of my convocation.LASU was tyt ystrday.now waitn for nxtwk as D DRAMA UNFOLDS . dear Lasu Graduates ,A TEXT FRM LASU STDAFF (a body i dnt knw) ws sent to me &anoda coursemate of myn d@ we r to attend a briefin session on monday by 9am,@mba hall. and d attendance will b used as regards collection of CALL UP LETTERS. b ther o . did any of u get d msg too??

ujchief: Have you seen this thread at the literature section?

www.nairaland.com/1189030/nysc-national-year-sex-comfort/

NYSC: National Year of Sex and Comfort.

Read it and have a clue of camp life (don't mind the sex-capades, don't try any of them at camp).

I'm co-arthuring the work, and its super!

Seyixyz: Lady Gaga,dem tell u say i carry 4 head 2?See me,c wahala o

mencade5: Hehehehe, make una come o. Nikky_fuja don dey toast me for nairaland o. The last time you had a boyfriend was like...5 years. No problem, I will fix u in among my straffers. Here, take, you are number 27 in my lists. Hahaha

Seyixyz: Babe,relax jor..because dem hail u small??Dat swit lips dey market o

mencade5: nikkyfuja, na u get dat juicy lips so? Wow, its so soft and luscious. I wish i could hav a feel of it.

profneyo: Congratulation to all LASU graduates in the house. May this be your stepping stone unto greater things! Amen!

outrage: ^^I get you point, its turns out to be a waste of time then. All thos candles, sleepless nights all just so you don't use the degree! Haba!


Sometimes its not all about the money you know?

outrage: Why go to school spend 5 years and study a professional course like medicine, law, engineering and then go open business?

kheart: Hello fellow prospective otondos, although i was excited about the whole thing but not until day before when i fell sick. I just pray God spare our lives to see dis over hyped camp thing. As d sayin goes man propos bt God dispos.

outrage: This one that everybody is fighting to secure a spot at OBS and band, other things dey now!

If truly u want good PPA and in town, I think the best one to go for is parade commander!

Password77: hehehehe... Nikky OBS don full oo. Go join band, red cross or road safety aka yellow fever.

Password77: Make i hear say i no join OBS...

spartanian: tanx dear...i cant wait to finally find her. where do u wish to serve?

You welcome.....Abj
nice1 boss...what are ur criteria?

idrezee: What gives pals, I'm impatiently waitiing 4 d call up.........I pray we get good news! Bout d shorts and T-shirt + snickers; I can buy Lux T-shirt (round neck) from boutique can't find whr 2 buy cheap white snickers and don't even know whr 2 buy shorts! Well, most of us don't know whr we'll b posted to yet but I know God'll send me 2 either Abj,Lag or Rivers...........so if I see ma call up, I'll join ma team here! Tanx. y'all rocks!

spartanian: True talk bro.... I am hoping to find my missing rib in camp sha... Amen.

outrage: The shorts na combat kina one abi na plain?


But why chinos now? That tin to heavy to dey wash, especially you wan do fine boy for camp. Omo una go wash tire!

outrage: What of the white 3/4 shorts? I don't think you can get that in market? I mean who wears white knickers, since the 1980s?

zeeziz: Hello guys,pls is deir any update on dose whose names appeared on error list,are we still joining dis batch or not?

yokiti: Its not compulsory my brother.

The benefits of paying the convocation fee includes:
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1. Convocation gown that will enable gain entry into the Auditorium which will signal your proper admittance as a Graduate of LASU.
2. Convocation Brochure and order of proceedings.
3. Invitation cards for 2(two) of your guests.
4. You will watch the proceedings life and not on the external screens that will be placed outside the auditorium.
5. You might be lucky to be a popular celebrant if God keeps on directing/ stationed the heart and hands of the camera to where you are seated
6. The euphoria of the moment your Faculty convocation oath is signed on your behalf by your representative (Dean/ Provost of college)
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THE BENEFITS OF NOT PAYING THE SAID FEES ARE:
1. You can borrow gown from your friends(if only they will agree ) to take photograpghs.
2. You can purchase the convocation brochure at the convocation ground for only #1000
3. Your movement will not interrupted/ restricted because you will be the chairperson of TENT MAKERS under the canopy that will be provided outside the auditorium.
4. You will have time to be with all your guest at all times if you are coming with Batallion (hope this is not annoying as that is the only word I can think of that passes the message across well ) of them.
5. You will save close to #5,500.
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My friend and colleague, please compare and contrast. May this joy of ours never be saddened.

omo mame: Any lasuite in da house.........

idrezee: 2many guuud tinz happenning in ma life o 2 crown it all, I'm goin 4 batch A. Hmmmmmmmm! Pls how much do they sale white shorts and top in camp + I'v one black tennis shoe, would I b allowed 2 use it? Pls sombody should orientate us on wat we would b expecitin in camp abeg. #team Abj# whr una dey?

walesdam: Hope ur name was there?

walesdam: Kosebinu. Nikki_fuja. Pls help me check dis names ADEDEKO Olawale
Shittu Boluwatife
Odunuyi Tolulope
Olatunji Opeyemi

collyno200: mob list is out in futa.dou few issues with dose without jamb reg number go, to husseni building it would be sorted out.my name was on d list.i dont even know the state to work it to nw, i am considering delta or enugu.i wish this new posting policy wasnt implemented or is there any other way one can do it in a company i.e if the company gives you letter of request to take to camp will that still work?

auchs: you don get bear bear? After all no be f you be?

yokiti: There is nothing like Mobilization list containing the call up number on the Notice Board at student affairs building. A friend of mine just passed there as I write this.