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OmaBliss:
I guess it's particularly d mbaise pple..

I'm 4rm Okigwe in imo state and my sis bride price wasn't dat much!

well... Just hope they won't change their mind wid yours

OmaBliss:
It's not only dem oh!

Different tribes with different wahala..

Hian! Okay oo, but with the way they amplify Imo people's bride price you'll think they have the most expensive babes in the planet

Checking if they're Igbos...

Will be right back

Thought only Mbaise people had lists that run into millions?

Lol @"There is no such thing as purple urine"

asin no one has reported purple urine before??

That wtf moment when you rush to urinate and find out your urine is greenish.... " What dafuq? Algae in my pee pee?"



nawa for that guy that took ma FTC spot

EricRichie:
Okay. . Call me when the food is ready







EricRichie

nigga's serious

Have had my share of laptop troubles, not buying used laptops no more, the problem is ma budget is low as i am a student, any new good laptop for 25k?

Mini laptops lower than 30k? In Benin need a laptop by weekend

Lol the guy above me is pained!! Hope they no give you "magic business ideas"?
cc lalasticlala

1. Its always story sessions with them, they'll end up telling you that Abraham Lincoln had to trek a million miles to borrow a book, forgetting that there are cars now, and i can download any Ebook or PDF file i want in seconds.


2. They know all the inspirational quotes by heart, and will blub up an Isaac Newton inspirational quote in minutes, or even a Potiphar quote in seconds... Scratch that, did Potiphar have any quotes? Something about these quotes is that they don't have any meaning in the 21st Century Africa take this wonderful quote..

"I can't change the direction of the wind but i can adjust my sails to reach my destination" - Jimmy Dean

Cool quote huh? But oga, what if ma destination is in the same direction the wind is coming from?

3. For their mind they can read and are versatile... Motivational speakers read, yes thats a fact, but they ain't versatile, they only read motivational books too, rarely nothing else. So sometimes i'm curious when they know almost all Abe Lincoln's quotes without actually reading a book by Abe Lincoln, they know all Aristotle's quotes without ever seeing an Aristotle book.

4. Many speakers lack elementary knowledge of public speaking, the crowd is not jotting down because they not understanding what they saying, or we've heard that shid over and over again. Imagine a Motivational Speaker coming a second time, we pay the gate fee and he starts repeating what we've heard in his cd and read in his books.

5. They're always Christians and i wonder why all Christians that go to their sessions are not successful. Haven't seen a very popular secular motivational speaker yet.

6. They always say the same thing, start with what you have, start from where you are, start now; was a slogan a man hammered in our ears sotey ma guy entered a business that almost ran him down

7. It's always about money to them, even the gate free sessions i've gone to, we end up buying their books, and materials which are the same things they say, nothing different.

Lots have changed since i've started trying self motivation

You don finish?

Sipping ma juice jejely

Who head transplant don help?

Alert me when it reaches frontpage

Sipping ma juice jejely...

Knew it wasn't possible, they got incredible grassroots organisation, to concede

Woman's been taking the short cut all her life

austinvsb1:
Every imaginary voice y'all think you have is quenching soon. Like I said, politicians will do their thing to garner every single vote possible. Despite the obvious, did buhari not go to campaign massively in the east??! Y'all are as irrelevant as the P in psychology.

Don't worry tho, Gani Adams and the boys are almost ready. Your time in SW is almost up!

at least you admit that we have a voice now

austinvsb1:
Ambo, Don't trust those sickos! They already know who they wann vote for. Doing these for damage control cos they know how woefully they were floored in the presidential elections despite their obvious hate for the hausa/yoruba candidacy! Ambode is the next governor of lagos state whether Igbos want it or not!

If we were Igbos, sickos, woeful losers, why would every APC leader bullshittt the Oba of Lagos, and beg the "Igbos/sickos/woeful losers" not to heed the voice of the aforementioned sicko/bald headed loser and vote Ambode? You think say Igbos no get voice for Lagos? Think again.

I dunno why yorubas are shivering, we never said we wanted to collect your land, we never said we wanted to rename Lagos, or take control of Lagos, we just said we wanted a Lagos for all Lagosians, not for Yorubas alone.

Continue shivering, the fear of Igbos taking over is the beginning of making money

I pray say she dey 19 years oo
but seriously Indians and juju are synonymous, you sure say they never cast spell on the pikin?

They were a nice couple...
Amber Rose 31? Argh! And she's hotter than ma teen crush?

Sipping ma juice jejely

Tiwa knows that if she takes a break from the industry, she'll be history, nothing special about her.

Sipping my juice jejely

You guys make it seem like JK id the minority here, that he's not a worthy opponent, just don't be caught by surprise on saturday.

Sipping ma juice

FTC
sipping ma juice jejely
CAVEAT EMPTOR

#sipping my juice...

This man is my brother but what Rochas has done is not what a man can dispute, he's done a great job and we can't take that from him

Abeg whinch kain punishments?

Mehn na change of institution things oo...

#sipping ma juice

I love waje sha...

#Sipping my Orijin

Number 5 sha...
Waiting for later posts

Biko umunne? Who go teach me back stroke abeg?

If they like make they threaten to drown us in the atlantic, we're igbos and the strenght of democracy is in our mind