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almost 2000 pages í ½í¸±í ½í¸±í ½í¸±í ½í¸± well congrats people on your admission, welcome to UNIBEN... any Edu student? reply me |
spanishkid:You're the bigot here.. For your mind you'll survive any attack... Anyway just looking |
Confirmed now? |
basty:You a fool... Can you compare Diezan Allison-Madueke to Bola Ahmed Tinubu |
I think this combination will go well in the 90's the colour combination is kinda dull for me... Nothing wrong with the aba shoe for me... The trouser and tie are a no go for me... So Nimen says Nay... Howdy Wendy? Whatsup with our Chess classes? |
I've known Joe since his days at FGC Owerri he was ma Junior bro's school father, we were just 'hi' friends, we actually met that cold evening he sought refuge in ma flat at Nsukka, we where both in our final year in UNN, he was a Buccaneer and i a black bra; he murdered and mutilated three of 'the girls', and he was a target of the black bra, i wasn't around during the killings or this story would've ended long ago, me killing him, during his time in my house he told me he was being chased by a cult group, i didn't bother asking which group 'cos they had problems with the vikings. After two weeks cupid had his way, told all ma friends i traveled so i could have quality time between the sheets. After that i decided to quit 'the girls' and settle down with the man of my dreams, i think it was time to use ma position.. Ass-Capo to get out of the cult. I wore ma jean trousers and winter jacket and went out when Joe was asleep by 10pm. I arrived at the hotel room where they had their meeting, they had already started the meeting, i sat down in my chair, they talked reports ranging from screwing a lecturer to the move on killing a certain Buccaneer who killed three of 'the girls', i looked at Cynthia a.k.a 'Lady Black' my best friend/Capo, she looked at me and smiled. "Before we enter the next phase let's welcome back our cute, lovely hit girl Princess Diana, who left to see her damned parents" Everybody clapped, and to cut the long story short, i left 'the girls' that day, amidst sneering and loathing... Something nobody has ever done. Sha thats why i'm Princess Diana, The next day Cynthia came home with me. "So who's this mystery man? Who makes you dump your sisters" Cynthia asks smiling "Who says there's a man?" i ask shocked She laughs sitting down on the sofa, i go fetch two cans of Roots, threw her one, she catches it "Linda we've been friends since Jss1 right? I know every thing about you" she opens her can and gulp down the contents "Summer school before Jss1" I corrected her She dashes into my room and after a while... "where's the weed?" she shouts "I threw it away, don't do it anymore" I shout back Someone opened the back door and entered the kitchen at the same time Cynthia enter the kitchen. There was this rumble in the kitchen, plates breaking, the clattering of spoons and pots, i quickly pull my gun from ma boot and rush into the kitchen only to see Cynthia pointing a gun at Joe who was lying on the ground pleading for his life, i just sigh and shake my hands "Give it up Chi that's my boyfriend" i say "What the f*ck!! Lin he's the Buccaneer" she shouts "Which Buccaneer?" i ask "He's Joe the guy that killed three sisters, or you weren't even listening in the meeting?" I just stood there shocked, disappointed angry,dumbfounded, dunno how to express the emotions i felt at that time "The ball is in your court sis" she lowers her gun and i lift mine targetting his head, Cynthia patted ma back and left the house. "I'm sorry Linda, it was an order i had to obey" Joe says begging "As this is an order i must obey" "Linda you know i love you" "Don't call me Linda I'm Princess Diana, and i'm going to shoot you if you move" I say as tears stream down my face, same thing happened to Joe "Baby i didn't meet you then..." he says kneeling down "... But if you want to kill me go on better you than those Buccaneers" I widen ma eyes "What do you mean?" i ask "I left them last night and they're looking for me, I love you Linda i do" I burst out crying and knelt down before him and hugged him. "What are we going to do?" i ask amidst tears "We wait after convocation then we run" That's how it began. Continued |
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So what later happened? ![]() |
Hmm... I just dey look this government, in two years i'll start wailing like a he-goat that got a knife on his throat and by then una no go hear word. As for those yorubas suffering and smiling kontinu |
Urm... How come 5% full squad? If na Malaysia dem go yellowbars go full thread, make Nigeria proud kini? Let them go and make igbos proud |
Urm... How come 5% full squad? |
ibotic:nwa mama mu ke ebe owu isi na ala ndi Nnewi, biko zam |
None... Oh sh!t i have to choose one, dunno why Kcee have to look off all the time, Meek Mill for me |
Airforce1:hahahaahaha... You got me laughing like a machine gun firing ![]() |
joywendy:didn't say there was something wrong with it nah... Just said no comments |
Black sha! Don't really love the colour... Thats ma problem wid number 1 i dont think the number 2 guy is a model, if he loses the hat... The outfit will go well with me the trouser sha... Looks too skinny, plus his shoes yuck! As for Uti's attire i have no comments |
Ehya sha... Guess where this ultra mordern hardware facility will be located? (10mks) |
joywendy:Don't think he was, his thumbs up sign shows he was posing he's a footballer not a model his suit is world class and his shoe... That must have cost a fortune, can't see a watch or any other accessories, except the earring sha |
Neymar Jnr. at the Laureus World Sports Award in Rio de Janeiro. That hair sha... ![]()
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Nigerians should stand up to this shid... The Nigerian Police force should be sued already, for a million counts |
As Ekosodin dey mellow down BDPA dey catch fire... Dey just dey obtain people anyhow for BDPA now |
Definitely following... Might drop something later sha |
Time for some male fashion abeg, una no go choke us with spilling boobs for long ![]() Van Vicker at the Glo Caf Awards 2015...
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Oops!! Not feeling the top at all killed the mood, the shoes tho |
Rendezvou:Oga Sexcapades happen even during church services, choir rehearsals, crusades... Don't tell me you haven't heard or experienced sexcapades during camp meetings? |
Nice storyline... The copulating in this story too much gan... Nice work Dyoungstar we're behind you |
Una don talk am finish nah... Love the dress though |
Later |
Am cooking and the aroma from the kitchen is inspiring ![]() Okay, don't get disgusted yet :p Balut (pronounced balot) is just duck egg, except that the egg has been incubated for up to 17 to 22 days, and the chick has formed, u can even see the feathers and then some albumen (thats the egg white). So its boiled andwell eaten the underformed chick and all. * * * In the Philippines, balut eaters prefer salt and/or a chili, garlic and vinegar (white or coconut sap) mixture to season their eggs. The eggs are savored for their balance of textures and flavors; the broth surrounding the embryo is sipped from the egg before the shell is peeled, and the yolk and young chick inside can be eaten. All of the contents of the egg may be consumed, although the white albumen may remain uneaten depending on the age of the fertilized egg. This white albumen may have an unappetizing cartilaginous taste and is tough and rubbery in texture. In the Philippines, balut have recently entered haute cuisine by being served as appetizers in restaurants, cooked adobo style, fried in omelettes or even used as filling in baked pastries. In Vietnam, balut are eaten with a pinch of salt, lemon juice, plus ground pepper and Vietnamese mintleaves called rau ram (southern Vietnamese style). In Cambodia, balut are eaten while still warm in the shell and are served with nothing more than a little garnish, which is usually a mixture of lime juice and ground pepper. Source: en.m.wikipedia. org/wiki/ Balut_(food) * * * well just boil it, peel it and voila you've got balut... Yummy should i also add why people like there's just before the chick hatch? Its said that the bones are soft when cooked well and are super yummy :p ![]() lalasticlala
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mistypiper:wetin be the name of that their leader again? Hopeless touts like you are the reason Naija could ignite and disintegrate soon. |
bangleslover:am here... e be like say ah don miss a lot |
So this madness don enter nairaland frontpage? Gawd! This brainwash is getting bigger and bigger |


