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EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nimen(m): 6:10pm On Nov 11, 2015
almost 2000 pages 😱😱😱😱 well congrats people on your admission, welcome to UNIBEN... any Edu student? reply me
PoliticsRe: JUST IN!!! Nnamdi Kanu’s Arrest: Niger Delta Youth Boil For War by Nimen(m): 3:54pm On Oct 18, 2015
spanishkid:
When is the war starting? I can't wait to start killing you igbo flàtheaded monkeys. If you guys don't do anything then I'll know that all of you are bastards. Mind you, don't expect support from the Niger Delta. You're on your own. Ethnic cleansing of the igbos loading.
You're the bigot here.. For your mind you'll survive any attack... Anyway just looking
PoliticsRe: DSS Reportedly Arrests Radio Biafra Director, Nnamdi Kanu In Lagos by Nimen(m): 3:48pm On Oct 18, 2015
Confirmed now?
PoliticsRe: Ministerial Screening: Fashola Indicts Himself Before The Senate by Nimen(m): 9:10pm On Oct 14, 2015
basty:
You are a daft wailer. Can you compare Fashola to Oduah. Idiotic bush fellow.
You a fool... Can you compare Diezan Allison-Madueke to Bola Ahmed Tinubu
FashionRe: SNFP:Social Network Fashion Police by Nimen(m): 6:32am On Oct 10, 2015
I think this combination will go well in the 90's the colour combination is kinda dull for me... Nothing wrong with the aba shoe for me... The trouser and tie are a no go for me... So Nimen says Nay... Howdy Wendy? Whatsup with our Chess classes?
LiteraturePrincess Diana (rogue) A Short Thriller by Nimen(op): 11:08pm On Sep 13, 2015
I've known Joe since his days at FGC Owerri
he was ma Junior bro's school father, we were just 'hi' friends, we actually met that cold evening he sought refuge in ma flat at
Nsukka, we where both in our final year in UNN, he was a Buccaneer and i a black bra;
he murdered and mutilated three of 'the girls', and he was a target of the black bra, i wasn't around during the killings or this
story would've ended long ago, me killing him, during his time in my house he told me he was being chased by a cult group, i
didn't bother asking which group 'cos they had problems with the vikings. After two weeks cupid had his way, told all ma friends
i traveled so i could have quality time between the sheets. After that i decided to quit 'the girls' and settle down with the man of my dreams, i think it was time to use ma position.. Ass-Capo to get out of the cult. I wore ma jean
trousers and winter jacket and went out when Joe was asleep by 10pm.

I arrived at the hotel room where they had their meeting, they had already started the meeting, i sat down in my chair, they talked reports ranging from
screwing a lecturer to the move on killing a certain Buccaneer who killed three of 'the girls', i looked at Cynthia a.k.a 'Lady Black' my
best friend/Capo, she looked at me and smiled.

"Before we enter the next phase let's welcome back our cute, lovely hit girl Princess Diana, who left to see her damned
parents"
Everybody clapped, and to cut the long story short, i left 'the girls' that day, amidst sneering and loathing...

Something nobody has ever done. Sha thats why i'm Princess Diana,
The next day Cynthia came home with me.

"So who's this mystery man? Who makes you dump your sisters"
Cynthia asks smiling

"Who says there's a man?" i ask shocked

She laughs sitting down on the sofa, i go fetch two cans of Roots, threw her one, she catches it

"Linda we've been friends since Jss1 right? I know every thing about you"
she opens her can and gulp down the contents

"Summer school before Jss1"
I corrected her

She dashes into my room and after a while...

"where's the weed?" she shouts

"I threw it away, don't do it anymore" I shout back

Someone opened the back door and entered the kitchen at the same time Cynthia enter the kitchen. There was this rumble in
the kitchen, plates breaking, the clattering of spoons and pots, i quickly pull my gun from
ma boot and rush into the kitchen only to see Cynthia pointing a gun at Joe who was lying on the ground pleading for his life, i
just sigh and shake my hands

"Give it up Chi that's my boyfriend" i say

"What the f*ck!! Lin he's the Buccaneer"
she shouts

"Which Buccaneer?" i ask

"He's Joe the guy that killed three sisters, or you weren't even listening in the meeting?"
I just stood there shocked, disappointed angry,dumbfounded, dunno how to express the emotions i felt at that time

"The ball is in your court sis"
she lowers her gun and i lift mine targetting
his head, Cynthia patted ma back and left the house.

"I'm sorry Linda, it was an order i had to obey"
Joe says begging

"As this is an order i must obey"

"Linda you know i love you"

"Don't call me Linda I'm Princess Diana, and i'm going to shoot
you if you move"

I say as tears stream down my face, same thing happened to Joe

"Baby i didn't meet you then..."
he says kneeling down

"... But if you want to kill me go on better you than those Buccaneers"
I widen ma eyes

"What do you mean?" i ask

"I left them last night and they're looking for me, I love you Linda i do"
I burst out crying and knelt down before him and hugged him.

"What are we going to do?"
i ask amidst tears

"We wait after convocation then we run"



That's how it began.
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BusinessRe: 10 Money Tips You Should Learn From The Richest Man In Africa, Aliko Dangote by Nimen(m): 9:08am On Sep 11, 2015
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FamilyRe: Landlady Diging ground at Midnight by Nimen(m): 8:56pm On Sep 08, 2015
So what later happened? grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Committed Impeachable Offence - Ezeife by Nimen(m): 7:20am On Sep 06, 2015
Hmm... I just dey look this government, in two years i'll start wailing like a he-goat that got a knife on his throat and by then una no go hear word.



















As for those yorubas suffering and smiling kontinu
SportsRe: 2015 Women's Afrobasket: D'Tigress On The March by Nimen(m): 7:20am On Sep 02, 2015
Urm... How come 5% full squad? If na Malaysia dem go yellowbars go full thread, make Nigeria proud kini? Let them go and make igbos proud
SportsRe: 2015 Women's Afrobasket: D'Tigress On The March by Nimen(m): 7:18am On Sep 02, 2015
Urm... How come 5% full squad?
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Orji Uzor Kalu & Buhari Laughing Hard @d Nat. Security Sumit Today by Nimen(m): 6:30pm On Aug 26, 2015
ibotic:
I am ibo and from Nnewi.
I am ashamed of my people.
Nigerians should forgive us for our stupidity
We are just sorry because we are jealous of Yorubas
We wish we had an origin, history and culture like them.
We must be less cowardly and brave like Yorubas who plan better.
I say no to Biafra and I know we need Nigeria more than you need us.
Please just allow us to be shouting Biafra of the Internet because we are jobless.
Nairaland is all we have and even that is owned by a Yoruba man who is nice.
We must stop Okija, ritual killings, Osu issue, fraud, fake spare-parts etc
We know without you we cannot survive that is why we run to your land
Our shame and hopelessness in the face of your superiority is terrible.
Even Ijaws are now our bosses and we have been reduced to goats.
nwa mama mu ke ebe owu isi na ala ndi Nnewi, biko zam
FashionRe: SNFP:Social Network Fashion Police by Nimen(m): 6:35pm On Aug 18, 2015
None... Oh sh!t i have to choose one, dunno why Kcee have to look off all the time, Meek Mill for me
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Caught Begging Dej Loaf For Sex by Nimen(m): 5:16pm On Aug 14, 2015
Airforce1:
I would like to see her past and present medical records
hahahaahaha... You got me laughing like a machine gun firing cheesy cheesy
FashionRe: SNFP:Social Network Fashion Police by Nimen(m): 8:46pm On Aug 12, 2015
joywendy:
Nice!!! Yeah I share your views Maxi and Monick. I guess it is okay for them over there so undecided

Nimen lol same here,don't really like black but it is what I could find,what's wrong with uti's attire?


Come on people! Why the silence ladies and gents? Let the comments keep on coming! smiley
didn't say there was something wrong with it nah... Just said no comments
FashionRe: SNFP:Social Network Fashion Police by Nimen(m): 8:08pm On Aug 11, 2015
Black sha! Don't really love the colour... Thats ma problem wid number 1
i dont think the number 2 guy is a model, if he loses the hat... The outfit will go well with me
the trouser sha... Looks too skinny, plus his shoes yuck!
As for Uti's attire i have no comments
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Initiates Move For Domestic Weapons Production by Nimen(m): 4:44pm On Aug 07, 2015
Ehya sha... Guess where this ultra mordern hardware facility will be located? (10mks)
FashionRe: SNFP:Social Network Fashion Police by Nimen(m): 7:20pm On Jul 12, 2015
joywendy:
Really the hair is cool,I agree with you Nimen.

Those trousers and the pose not working well for me, I think he was caught unawares by the camera.
Don't think he was, his thumbs up sign shows he was posing cheesy cheesy he's a footballer not a model grin his suit is world class and his shoe... That must have cost a fortune, can't see a watch or any other accessories, except the earring sha
FashionRe: SNFP:Social Network Fashion Police by Nimen(m): 11:10pm On Jul 11, 2015
Neymar Jnr. at the Laureus World Sports Award in Rio de Janeiro.

That hair sha... smiley

CareerRe: Our Male Bosses Punish Us For Refusing Their Sexual Advances: Policewomen by Nimen(m): 12:18pm On Jul 04, 2015
Nigerians should stand up to this shid... The Nigerian Police force should be sued already, for a million counts
EducationRe: The Notorious Ekosodin Village Uniben by Nimen(m): 8:33pm On Jul 02, 2015
As Ekosodin dey mellow down BDPA dey catch fire... Dey just dey obtain people anyhow for BDPA now
LiteratureRe: Once Upon A Time by Nimen(m): 4:17am On Jun 30, 2015
Definitely following... Might drop something later sha
FashionRe: SNFP:Social Network Fashion Police by Nimen(m): 6:40am On Jun 29, 2015
Time for some male fashion abeg, una no go choke us with spilling boobs for long cheesy cheesy

Van Vicker at the Glo Caf Awards 2015...

FashionRe: SNFP:Social Network Fashion Police by Nimen(m):
Oops!! Not feeling the top at all killed the mood, the shoes tho shocked ma babe will definitely rock those, but those will be damn costly :p 4/10
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Unbiblical/unspiritual Practices Thriving In The Church by Nimen(m): 9:01pm On Jun 14, 2015
Rendezvou:
I love going on excursions too, I love adventures and sightseeing. But you can get this outside the church. It is not a spiritual activity and it has lured some youths to sexual immoralities and other unholy acts in many instances. I do not see why churches would prefer excursions to evangelism. I know a church that has organized several excursions some of which I have attended but yet to mobilize its youth for evangelism of any sort. The issue is that social events has prevailed over spiritual activities in many churches.

It is important to be mindful of activities that would feed only our bodies and not our souls in churches.We should have a life outside the church for moderate social and extra religious activities.
Oga Sexcapades happen even during church services, choir rehearsals, crusades... Don't tell me you haven't heard or experienced sexcapades during camp meetings?
TV/MoviesRe: ***whispers From Behind - A Short Story By Dyoungstar*** by Nimen(m): 2:37pm On Jun 11, 2015
Nice storyline... The copulating in this story too much gan...

Nice work Dyoungstar we're behind you
FashionRe: SNFP:Social Network Fashion Police by Nimen(m): 5:47am On Jun 11, 2015
Una don talk am finish nah... Love the dress though
CrimeRe: Boy Develops Seizure Attacks, Dislocates Shoulder After Father’s Beatings by Nimen(m): 9:08am On Jun 06, 2015
Later
FoodWonderful Foreign Foods - Balut (phillipines, Cambodia And Indonesia) by Nimen(op): 12:29pm On Jun 05, 2015
Am cooking and the aroma from the kitchen is inspiring cheesy grin

Okay, don't get disgusted yet :p

Balut (pronounced balot) is just duck egg, except that the egg has been incubated for up to 17 to 22 days, and the chick has formed, u can even see the feathers and then some albumen (thats the egg white). So its boiled andwell eaten the underformed chick and all.

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In the Philippines, balut eaters prefer salt and/or a chili, garlic and vinegar (white or coconut sap) mixture to season their eggs. The eggs are savored for their balance of textures and flavors; the broth surrounding the embryo is sipped from the egg before the shell is peeled, and the yolk and young chick inside can be eaten. All of the contents of the egg may be consumed, although the white albumen may remain uneaten depending on the age of the fertilized egg. This white albumen may have an unappetizing cartilaginous taste and is tough and rubbery in texture. In the Philippines, balut have recently entered haute cuisine by being served as appetizers in restaurants, cooked adobo style, fried in omelettes or even used as filling in baked pastries. In Vietnam, balut are eaten with a pinch of salt, lemon juice, plus ground pepper and Vietnamese mintleaves called rau ram (southern Vietnamese style). In Cambodia, balut are eaten while still warm in the shell and are served with nothing more than a little garnish, which is usually a mixture of lime juice and ground pepper.

Source: en.m.wikipedia. org/wiki/ Balut_(food)

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well just boil it, peel it and voila you've got balut... Yummy

should i also add why people like there's just before the chick hatch? Its said that the bones are soft when cooked well and are super yummy :p grin

lalasticlala

CrimeRe: Automobile Armed Robbery Suspect Nabbed (photo) by Nimen(m): 8:10am On Jun 01, 2015
mistypiper:
Find those at large and bring them to custody too, criminal minded biafra people grin

Quote me if you like, na your headache.

Eko oni baje!
wetin be the name of that their leader again?
Hopeless touts like you are the reason Naija could ignite and disintegrate soon.
FashionRe: SNFP:Social Network Fashion Police by Nimen(m): 5:08pm On May 31, 2015
bangleslover:
i swear i cannot laugh.....

chai what the hell?

Monnick na the crush wey u dey boost about so? grin grin


The background is nothing to write home about, whats with the shades? even his facial expression sef is terrible.

see has he pose like statue, the colours don't look attractive on him at all. jim iyke wanna be,opening chest for who please?

jacket or no jacket this is beyond fashion madness.

where is nimen and dre11 when you need them?
am here...
smiley e be like say ah don miss a lot
PoliticsRe: The Biafran Church Takes Off In Sweden - New Era Begins ! by Nimen(m): 12:07pm On May 27, 2015
So this madness don enter nairaland frontpage? Gawd! This brainwash is getting bigger and bigger

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