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How much is enough for both the department and Faculty clearance? Abeg answer ma parents sabi hold money ehn so mek i tell them on time

Hahahaha... Una wicked ooo.

Weed? Cypron? Cocaine?

Mek una no mislead us oo because we ask for advice

Many Nigerian employees will be like "it doesn't concern me"
hahaha fancy ringtones, hope it doesn't ring when your boss is with you cos that on its on screams "DISASTER!!"

InZA:
Nice one... I practise almost all of them though.... But I would be more meticulous about the other ones that I faulter in (fancy ring tone )

Noticed that we Nigerians have a laisez fere attitude to office work, we do things as if it were our home...

The following are Office etiquettes applicable in every office and should be observed judiciously

1. Chewing gum and popping bubble gum in the presence of co-workers is neither cool nor dignified
Never do it while attending customers

2. Be neat, clean and as conservative as the business requires you to be.

3. We are put off by smelly people. So, be sure to shower regularly and use a suitable deodorant

4. Do not cough or sneezein anyone's direction. Use a tissue, if possible, to contain the germs and then say "Excuse me"

5. Keep your interruptions of others to a minimum and always apologise if your intrusion is an interruption of a discussion, someone’s concentration or other activity.

6. Show respect for each others workspace. Knock before entering

7. Speak clearly without shouting.Loud people are a nuisance

8. Do not try to sell things to your colleagues.

9. Don’t hang around while waiting for a co-worker to get off the phone. Leave a note for them to call you or return later

10. Surveys show that the office know-it-all prove to be the biggest gripw amongst co-workers. Don't be a know-all, keep some to yourself

11. Take responsibility for your mistakes, apologise and go about correcting the mistakes
Apologise if you are clearly in the wrong. If in doubt, apologise anyway. It’s no big deal
Never blamesomeone else if it is your mistake

12. The boss always gets the benefit of the doubt. Don’t argue with the boss

13. Keep your work area tidy.Try not to be messy

14. It is extremely rude to arrive late for a meeting
It is ruder still to not attendat all. Having a good excuse does not exonerate you
Do notdominate the meeting. All communication must take place through the chairperson

15. Always be particularly respectful to those older than yourself even if they are junior to you in position.

16. Practice good manners and office etiquette at every opportunity; even in the toilet
‘Mute’ your cell phone in the office. No fancy ring tones.

Chuksemi:
I am ectomorphic and I have a high metabolism rate, which means I don't put on weight , easily! Please recommend Nigerian foods with high calories. I am tired of being thin and I want to change that! Please drop your suggestions and possible amount of calories.

same was said to ma big bro... He was slim for close to 28 years before kaboom!! Weight from no where came, now he's begging to be slim....

I have the same gene, i eat a lot, all these their diets cant make me fat, have tried them all... Just watching what i eat so i won't have a mighty pot-belly like ma big bro

Adeyinka12:
see man ,my mathematics teacher even told us something like this,he said when he went to serve at igbo land at #ngeb .he said those people there are carnivouros ,any strangers come there are slaugted ,he even told us that they prefare humanbeing meat than that of animal ,if not for the help of the solder ,he would have forget of coming to this earth.# i don't like igbos

one... Your English sucks
two... There's no place in igboland called ngeb
three... Your mathematics teacher is as clueless as GEJ
four... If you hate igbos... why?

Wait ooo am i going invisible or what? Why is no one replying ma numerous questions?

Okay oo... I still never do ma online clearance hope no problems?

dtito:
pl

cool article i guess am learning from it tanks...
please i need the map kif u can provide it bro thanks my email dunagha@gmail.com

another fool

Abeg someone list the requirements for the physical clearance

The guy in that MTN flyer i know him... In the small pictures by the right, Nick I Thomas, he's into all this rhymes
like: "he had to rise so we can enjoy the rice"
i can swear he had a hand in that topic. .

Hahahaha.... No place to sleep... This one nah adventure ooo, i fit make one call sha... But who i go trust?

free2ryhme:
Interesting

so you quote everything just to say interesting? The thunder wey go fire you still dey chop akpu mtchewww

Aunty what i do?

Hahahahaha

Okay this thread is not to bash Catholics but to ask a small question...

So i was in a wedding ceremony yesterday and during the mass after the Rev. Father finished preaching (which i enjoyed) he went and bowed to one thing that was hanging on the wall, so did everybody who stepped on the podium that day, they bowed before going to speak, even the altar boys bowed before they left, during offering i couldn't see much because of the crowd, it seemed as a wooden stuff hanged to the wall and i couldn't make much out of it.

You should know what i'm talking about now, what do catholics bow to during mass?

Because its tradition... Mtcheww

Waiting for traditional Christians to arrive

On Women Empowerment- I will:
1.Ensure the rights of women are protected as enshrined in our Constitution;
2.Guarantee that women are adequately represented in government appointments and provide greater opportunities in education, Job creation, and economic empowerment;
3.Recognize and protect women empowerment and gender equality with special emphasis on economic activities in the rural areas;
4.Use the Party structures to promote the concept of reserving a minimum number of seats in the States and National Assembly, for women.
The Environment
On the Environment: I will
1.Ensure compliance with policies and measures to halt the pollution of rivers and waterways in the Niger Delta and the other parts of the country;
2.Create shelter belts in states bordering the Sahara Desert to mitigate and reverse the effects of the expanding desert
3.Support and accelerate the implementation of regional water transport initiatives across the country through effective dredging of the main waterways ;
4.Adopt a holistic approach to erosion and shoreline protection across the country;
5.Create teams of volunteers to plant and nurture economically viable trees in arid regions;
6.Restructure the Ecological Fund Office to enable it meet today’s environmental challenges;
7.Regulate the timber industry to ensure that double the number of trees felled are planted by the loggers;
8.Ensure full compliance with town?planning and environmental laws and edicts.


What do you think about this?
You still think we should kick GEJ out for this.... Thing? Is this change? APC is fraud

8.Establish six centers of excellence to address the needs of special education;
On Healthcare: I will
9.Prioritise the reduction of the infant mortality rate substantially; reduce maternal mortality rates to the levels acceptable by the World Health Organisation; reduce HIV/AIDS and other infectious diseases drastically and improve life expectancy by an additional 10 years on average through our National Healthy Living program;
10.Increase the number of physicians from 19 per 1000 population to 50 per 1000 through deliberate medication education as epitomize by nations such as Ghana. I will increase national health expenditure per person per annum to about N50,000 (from the less than N10,000 currently);
11.Increase the quality of all federal government owned hospitals to world class standard by 2019;
4. Invest in cutting edge technology such as tele?medicine in all major health centers in the country through partnership programmes with communities and the private sector;
12.Provide free ante?natal care for pregnant women; free health care for babies and children up to school going age and for the aged; and free treatment for those afflicted with infectious diseases such as tuberculosis and HIV/AIDS;
13.Boost the local manufacture of pharmaceuticals and make non adulterated drugs readily available.
14.Set an effective prosecution and punishment systems, for those importing or adulterating drugs in the country.
15.The enhancement of the Epidemiological Units / Centres for Diseas Control to meet up with Global standards in containment of disease outbreaks, proper vaccine storage and research;
16.Create an Insurance Policy for our Journalists as the nation faces hard times and our Journalists faces more dangers in the discharge of their investigative work, to educate Nigerians in their rights and responsibilities.
On Youth, Sports and Culture: I will:
1.Provide the opportunities such as setting up functional recreational facilities, Library with e-services, Community Centers, in collaboration with States, Local Government Authorities, Local Development Areas, etc for youth to realize, harness, and develop their potentials to the fullest, in order to facilitate the emergence of the new generation of citizens, who will be committed to the sustenance of good governance and service to the people and the country;
2.Establish Zonal world class sports academies and training institutes and ensure that Nigeria occupies a place of pride in global sports and athletics;
3.Revive and restructure the Nigerian Football League and put incentives in place to make it as competitive as other national leagues
4.Put in place measures to identify talents early and ensure their participation in local and international games to enable them to be true professionals;
5.Help as well as mandate schools and communities to create neighborhood playgrounds/sports centre. I will create matching support funds for communities to acquire the needed equipment to develop skills and competencies;
6.Assist Nollywood to fully develop into world class movie industry that can compete effectively with Hollywood and Bollywood in due course. I will support the creative and performing arts with the necessary environment where by our great entertainers do not end their lives in abject poverty as is currently the case.


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On Education: I will
1.Fully review provisions of the Universal Basic Education Act with emphasis on gender equity in primary, secondary school enrolment whilst improving the quality and substance of our schools, through outcome based education, that address the individual, family, and societal roles in education; and the associative skills and competencies that go with these responsibilities;
2.Targeting up to 20% of our annual budget for this critical sector whilst making substantial investments in training quality teachers at all levels of the educational system;
3 Implement a performance based education, predicated on outcomes, skills, and competences as against the current certificate based qualification. I will adjust the reward system accordingly too. This way, exams malpractice and certificate forgery will be resolved once and for all. Young men and women interested in real liberal arts education, based on a true understanding of scientific, the humanistic, and the social sciences will fill our classrooms to be prepared for future leadership of the nation;
1.Enhance teacher training and improve the competence of teachers in the light of the 21st Century and beyond understanding of the learner types, intelligence types, as the multiple assessment types, in order to open up learning for all our children types. The era of one student type will give way to an all learner type for our children and young people as well as adults who want to return to the classroom to sharpen their skills, competencies, and sensibilities. This re-engineering of our education will be followed with a clearly thought out and vigorous national inspection programmes;
2.Make learning experiences more meaningful for children as the nation’s education will no longer be a preparation for life, but life itself. Our children will be democratised for education, rather than be educated for democracy. This view of education will make educating our children more cost?effective in the long run;
3.Provide One Meal a day for all Primary school pupils. That will create jobs in Agriculture, Catering, and Delivery Services
7. Develop and promote effective use of innovative teaching methods/materials in our schools;
4.Ensure a greater proportion of expenditure on university education is devoted to helping our youth to understand the juxtaposition of Science, Technology, the Humanities and the Social Sciences.
5.Establish at least six new universities of Science and Technology with satellite campuses in various states. These six universities should be fully equipped with ICT technologies in order to attract and encourage small and medium scale ICT enterprises after their university education;
6.Establish technical colleges and vocational centres in each state of the federation;
7.Provide more conducive environment for private sector participation in all levels of education. Re-authorised the NUC, TETFUN, JAMB, etc, Acts to enable Private institutions of Higher learning to benefit from research funds and programmes that will serve the national good;

On Infrastructure: I will
8.Review the Public Private Partnership (PPP) enabling environment with a view to addressing the legal, regulatory and operational bottlenecks, challenging the effective administration of the system, by introducing enabling legislation. In addition, I will create a National Infrastructural Development Bank to provide loans at nominal interest rates, exclusively for this sector;
9.Generate, transmit and distribute electricity on a 24/7 basis whilst simultaneously ensuring the development of sustainable/renewable energy, by 2019.
10.Embark on a National Infrastructural Development Programme as a Public Private Partnership that will (a) ensure 5,000km of Superhighway including service trunks and (b) building of up to 6,800km of modern railway completed by 2019;
11.Enact new legal and regulatory frameworks to establish independent regulation and incentives to accelerate public and private sector investment in seaports, railways, and inland waterways;
12.Embark on PPP schemes that will ensure every one of the 36 states has one functional airport, with all 21st Century safety tools for effective commercial air travel.
On the Oil and Gas Industry: I will
1.Revive and reactivate our minimally performing Refineries to optimum capacity;
2.Make the industry and Nigeria one of the world leading/cutting edge centres for clean oil and gas technology; also producing leading world Oil and Gas technologist, scientists, and owing mega structure installations, drilling, processing, and production facilities and engineers. These facilities and scientists will be supported with the best services and research facilities.
3.Fully develop the sector’s capacity to absorb more of the nation’s new graduate in the labour market. The sector will be funded to produce more home?grown, but world class engineers, scientists, technologist, etc.;
4.Modernise the NNPC and make it the national energy champion. I will consider breaking it up into more efficient, commercially driven units; and may strip it of its regulatory powers, so as to enable it tap into international capital market;
5.Enforce the government master plan for oil companies to end flaring that pollutes the air and damages the communities and people’s health and ensure that they sell at least half of their gas produced within Nigeria;
6.Speedily pass the much?delayed Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB) and ensure that local content issues are fully addressed
7.Make Nigeria the world’s leading exporter of LNG through the creation of strategic partnerships.
The Society & Human Capital Development

On Foreign Policy: I will:
1. Make regional integration a priority within ECOWAS including free trade with a view to ensuring that common tariff currency are in use by the end of my term in office, under Nigeria’s guidance and leadership, base on the size of its market force;
1.Maintain a strong, close and frank relationship within the Gulf of Guinea, the Commonwealth, South Africa and the rest of the world.
2.Establish a special relationship with the leading emerging markets like Brazil; Russia, India and China (BRIC) and other strategic partners around the world.
The Economy & Infrastructure Base
On the Economy: I will
1.Maintain sound Micro and macro?economic policy environment, and run an efficient government and preserve the independence of the Central Bank;
2.Restore financial confidence in the citizens and the world, by putting in place a more robust monitoring, supervising, and regulating of the financial institutions;
3.Make our economy one of the fastest growing emerging economies in the world with a real GDP growth averaging at least 10-12% annually
4.As at 1999, Nigerian rate of unemployment stood at about 8%, today it is estimated from official statistics to be close to 30%. I will embark on vocational training, entrepreneurial and skills acquisition scheme for graduates along with the creation of Small Business Loan Guarantee Scheme to create at least 5 million new jobs by 2019. A Small and Medium Enterprises Development Commission will be created for this purpose. I will also encourage State Governments to focus on employment creation, by matching everyone job created in the same state.
5.Integrate the informal economy into the mainstream and prioritize the full implementation of the National Identification Scheme to generate the relevant data;
6.Expand domestic demand and will undertake associated public works programmes to achieve this goal;
7.Embark on export and production diversification including investment in infrastructure; promote manufacturing, through Agro Based industries; and expand and promote sub?regional trade through ECOWAS and AU;
8.Make Information Technology, Manufacturing, Agriculture and Entertainment key drivers of our economy, by reviewing the present reward system, which is based on certification, to that based on skills, competencies, and performances;
9.Balance the Nigerian economy across regions by the creation of 6 Regional Economic Development Agencies (REDAs) to act as sub?regional hubs in order to promote healthy regional competitiveness;
10. Put in place a N300bn Regional Growth Fund with an average of N50bn in each geo?political region; to be managed by the REDAs, to encourage private sector enterprise and to support places currently reliant on only on the public sector, to migrate to a private sector reality;
10.Amend the Constitution and the Land Use Act to create freehold/leasehold interests in land along with matching grants for states to create a nationwide electronic land title register on a state by state basis;
11.Create an additional middle?class of at least 4 million new home owners by 2019 by enacting a national mortgage single digit interest rates for purchase of owner occupier houses as well as review the collateral qualification to make funding for home ownership easier, with a 15 to 30 year mortgage terms. This will equally help our banking system migrate from short to long term perspective of their role in sustaining the economy.
12.Create a Social Welfare Program of at least Five Thousand Naira (N5000) that will cater for the 25 million poorest and most vulnerable citizens upon the demonstration of children’s enrolment in school and evidence of immunisation to help promote family stability.
13.Provide allowances to the discharged but unemployed Youth Corps members for Twelve (12) months while in the skills and entrepreneurial development programmes.
On Agriculture: I will
1.Modernize the sector and change Nigeria from being a country of self?subsistence farmers to that of a medium/large scale farming nation/producer;
2.Create a nationwide food inspectorate division with a view to improving nutrition and eliminating food?borne hazards
3.Inject sufficient funds to the Agricultural sector to create more agro?allied jobs by way of loans at nominal interest rates for capital investment on medium and commercial scale cash crops;
4.Guarantee a minimum price for all cash crops and facilitate storage of agricultural products to overcome seasonal shortages of selected food crops.
5.Move the nation to an all year round small, medium, and commercial farming through a coordinated integrative irrigation of our existing dams as well as creation of more dam to collect the over flooding waters, nationwide.
6.Revive our Agricultural Research Institutes that are in a state of comatose;
7.Review and strengthened Veterinary practices nationwide.

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THIS IS HOW I, WITH YOUR HELP, WILL FIX THE PROBLEMS OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA:
Politics and Governance
On Politics and Governance:
I, Muhammadu Buhari, believe that our politics is broken. Our nation urgently needs fundamental political reform and improvement in governance more transparency and accountable. If you nominate me in December, 2014 and elect me in February 2015, my administration will:
1.Initiate action to amend the Nigerian Constitution with a view to devolving powers, duties, and responsibilities to states in order to entrench true Federalism and the Federal spirit;
2.Strengthen INEC to reduce, if possible, eliminate electoral malpractices in Nigerian’s political life;
3.Attract the best and brightest of our sons and daughters into our politics and public service by aggressive recruitment of private sector people, academics, and professionals within Nigeria and in the Diaspora through internships, fellowships, executive appointments, and special nomination to contest elective offices;
4.Prevent the abuse and misuse of Executive, Legislative and Public offices, through greater accountability, transparency, strict, and implementable anti-corruption laws, through strengthening and sanitising the EFCC and ICPC as independent entities;
5.Amend the Constitution to remove immunity from prosecution for elected officers in criminal cases;
6.Restructure governance for a leaner, more efficient, and adequately compensated public service sector, while promoting effective participation of the private sector for more robust job creation programmes to employ the teaming youth.;
7.Require full disclosure in media outlets, of all government contracts over N100m prior to award and during implementation at regular intervals;
8.Reform and Strengthen the Justice System for efficient administration and dispensation of justice with the creation of special courts for accelerated hearing of corruption, drug trafficking, terrorism and similar cases of national importance;
9.Fully enforce the Freedom of Information Act l so that government held data sets can be requested and used by the public and then such data sets be publish on regular basis;
10.Amend the Constitution to require Local governments to publish their meeting minutes, service performance data, and items of spending over N10M.
Security and Conflict Resolution
On National Security and Defence: I will urgently secure the territorial integrity of the nation. I will never leave the defence of the nation in the hands of Hunters, Children, and Civilian JTF through the following:
1.Urgently address capacity building mechanisms of law enforcement agents in terms of quantity and quality as this is critical in safeguarding the sanctity of lives and property;
2.Establish a well trained, adequately equipped and goals driven Serious Crime Squad to combat insurgencies, kidnapping, armed robbery, ethno?religious and communal clashes, nationwide;
3.Consult and amend the Constitution to enable States and Local Governments to create city, Local government and State Policing systems, base on the resources available at each levels, to address the peculiar needs of each community. I will therefore work with the National Assembly to set and revised, when needed, boundaries of operations, for Federal, State, and Local government policing units, through new Criminal Justice legislation to replace the Criminal Code, the Penal Code and the Police Act.
4.I will push for more robust support in the Security and Economic stability of the West-African sub?region and African Continent as a whole. I will seek and maintain close and frank relationship with ALL of West Africa; Special relationship with South Africa and its Sub-region; UK, USA, Canada, EU, Asia, and the Middle East .
ON CONFLICT RESOLUTION, NATIONAL UNITY, AND SOCIAL HARMONY: I will
1.Establish a Conflict Resolution Commission to help prevent, mitigate, and resolve civil conflicts within the polity;
2.Bring permanent peace and solution to the insurgency issues in the North-East; the Niger Delta; and other conflict prone states and areas such as Plateau, Benue, Bauchi, Borno, Abia, Taraba, Yobe, and Kaduna in order to engender national unity and social harmony;
3.Initiate policies to ensure that Nigerians are free to live and work in any part of the country by removing state of origin, tribe, ethnic and religious affiliations from documentation requirements in our identification of citizens and replace these with State of Residence and fashion out the appropriate minimal qualification for obtaining such a state of residency, nation-wide.

You no tag me... No worry i've forgiven your sins.

* Thank God for life.

* Thank God for my bank account

* Thank God for admission

* Thank God for vision.

* Thank God for the things i cant mention here.

God dey sha

taiocol:
name five of enyimba since 2004 and I give you ten of pillars since 2010




honeric01

Obinna Nwanneri
Vincent Enyeama
Obinna Nsofor
Dele Aiyenugba
Austin Ejide.

Oya your turn

taiocol:
More than Enyimba have produced

for the past three years how many did they produce? In 2003/2004 how many did Enyimba produce?

Okay? :/

Was in JS1/JS2 then, watched all enyimba's home games, but now the shii don tire me.


Lol since the treble how many Nigerian Internationals has Kano Pillars produced in their treble season? Abeg na question i dey ask ni oo

Was a kid then... Enyeama's name was the household name then... Dele Aiyenugba too.

And please stop bastardising the Enyimba anthem abeg.

Oya lets chant

Leader: Nzogbu nzogbu!

all: Enyimba enyi!

Leader: Nzogbu!

all: Enyimba enyi!

Leader: Nzogbu nwoke

all: Enyimba enyi

Leader: Nzogbu

all: Enyimba enyi

Leader: Nzogbu nwanyi

all: Enyimba enyi.

Repeat

bluelover:
@bold so on point!!!

you took the words outta my mouth.

i think that those in charge need to add other people to assist them in taken the verdicts or assign someone among all of us every week who would put up a picture here.

what do you want to see in male fashion? how to wear shirt and tie or what?

na only to wear top and wear jeans or trouser. just make sure you ain't looking like a rainbow or a lunatic.

hahahahaha u think its so simple?

Lets try having a period which a picture can be uploaded, commented on and a verdict given. For example if its a picture every week, a picture every three days, so that we won't get bored waiting for verdicts and such...

When i joined i asked if it was a ladies thingy, because all i saw was female fashion. I like the children fashion idea someone brought up, and male fashion pleasssssse.

I love this thread oo i may not be a fashionista, but i can learn to, so make una no kill am oo

What if the husband isn't planning anything at all?
The man may be a chronic cheat himself justifying his wrestling mind by the fact that his wife is a cheat too.