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Webmasters / Will This Likely Overload My Server Or Crash My Database? by Nipeks(m): 5:58am On Oct 22, 2013
I am currently building a website that has both forum and social networking features including chat platform. Since I'm going to need to know when every user is online or offline, I used ajax to create an xmlhttprequest/activexobject that updates a datetime cell named 'online' on my mysql table with php. Now, this script runs every 1000 milliseconds so any online cell that is not updated within 5 seconds is tagged offline. It runs fine on my PC but since I haven't hosted any site online before, I'm not sure if it will overload my server when my users start increasing in number. So, the question is - will this overload my server or crash my database? If so, what are the adjustments I can make or is there a better option?
Computers / Re: Can My Hard Drive Be Repiared by Nipeks(m): 4:37pm On Oct 06, 2013
ndioyem: use hhd regenerator. i had recorded huge success using it.
Thanks, I will try it and give feedback.
Computers / Can My Hard Drive Be Repiared by Nipeks(m): 5:15pm On Oct 05, 2013
I have two SATA hard drives that are not working. One(toshiba) fell down and the other(seagate) just stop working. At first the seagate was still clicking but now, it's not even responding at all. The toshiba also read two out of four partitions at first but couldn't read any now.
They are both partitioned into four each. There is a friend that had similar problem I have with my toshiba with his harddisk but after several attempt of formatting for like 6 months it finally worked but I want to recover my own data on both HDD. Pls, if there is any specialist passing by...
Computers / Can My Hard Drive Be Repiared by Nipeks(m): 5:00pm On Oct 05, 2013
I have two SATA hard drives that are not working. One(toshiba) fell down and the other(seagate) just stop working. At first the seagate was still clicking but now, it's not even responding at all. The toshiba also read two out of four partitions at first but couldn't read any now.
They are both partitioned into four each. There is a friend that had similar problem I have with my toshiba with his harddisk but after several attempt of formatting for like 6 months it finally worked but I want to recover my own data on both HDD. Pls, if there is any specialist passing by...
Art, Graphics & Video / What Is So Special About Mona Lisa? by Nipeks(m): 7:13pm On Sep 26, 2013
People say it is the technique he used, the way he painted the eyes, the way she smiles blah blah blah but me I think the portrait is over hyped. There are portraits that are more perfect than perfect than Mona Lisa but didn't get that much recognition. The value of an art is directly proportional to its publicity whether beautiful not. This is the same for other form of art like music.

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Webmasters / Snippet For Nigeria Cities And Towns by Nipeks(m): 8:52pm On Sep 24, 2013
Pls does anyone have any html snippet that displays Nigeria's states and their corresponding towns. A link to it will be kindly appreciated.
Celebrities / Re: Jermaine Jackson Thanks P-Square For Their Tribute To Michael Jackson by Nipeks(m): 3:13am On Jul 25, 2013
Tolexander: Wao Jarmaine Jackson of the Jackson 5 of the motown!

What about Jackie, Tito, Marlon and Randy?

Now that we know you know all their names, are you happy now?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Ur Funniest American Comedy Movie Ever by Nipeks(m): 11:17am On Jul 08, 2013
Mr. Bones
The Simpsons (The Movie)
Politics / What Is The Website Of Nscdc? by Nipeks(m): 2:43am On Jul 06, 2013
I've tried www.nscdc.com but dosen't work.
Politics / Re: 11 Burnt Alive In Lagos-Ibadan Road Accident. by Nipeks(m): 10:47am On Jul 01, 2013
I heared July has the highest number of road accident in the world. RIP to the dead. SMH
Romance / Re: Brief Body Language Alphabet by Nipeks(m): 11:50pm On Jun 08, 2013
The Legs

1. When a prospect's feet points at you it indicates that he is interested in
what you are saying. When the feet are pointed away, he may want to
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xtricate your presence.

2. A prospect's crossed legs, when standing, betray a feeling of isolation.

3. While sitting, a prospect's crossed legs report that your idea may not be accepted easily.

4. A prospect signals that she may like you when she sits with her legs tucked under her haunches.

5. An insistent tapping foot says "Let me speak" or "I am bored".


Tone of Voice and Voice Patterns

1. Sentences that are slowly paced, even, and terminated with downward inflected tones convey the image of control and power.

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. Authoritative people audibly and punctuate sentences with a period. To convey even more power, they speak at a pace much slower than normal.

3. In contrast, a tone that increases in speed and rises in pitch indicates escalating nervousness and perhaps that something is hidden. Avoid this at all costs. It betrays a weak position and that someone is lying.

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Romance / Re: Brief Body Language Alphabet by Nipeks(m): 11:48pm On Jun 08, 2013
The Torso

1. When the prospect leans towards you he sends signals of interest. By leaning away, he announces disinterest or resistance.

2. A prospect sucking in his belly betrays signals of sexual interest.

SOURCE
Romance / Re: Brief Body Language Alphabet by Nipeks(m): 11:43pm On Jun 08, 2013
The Eyes

1. Direct eye contact occurring 60% of the time indicates that the prospect is very interested in what you have to say.

2. Eye contact occurring 80% of the time tells that the prospect is interested in you sexually.

3. 100% eye contact indicates aggression. Be forewarned of resistance.

4. Frequent avoidance of eye contact reveals that a prospect may be hiding something. It may also reveal subordination and lack of confidence.

5. Dilated pupils indicate great interest, either in what your are saying or in you.

6. Lock eye contact with a woman's gaze. If she drops it instantly and gazes downward to the left or to the right, it indicates that she is interested in you. If, on the other hand, she merely glances to the left or the right (without first dropping her eyes) in order to avoid your gaze, she simply finds you uninteresting.

7. Rapid blinking is a warning sign. It forewarns that your prospect may provide resistance to what you have just said.

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Romance / Brief Body Language Alphabet by Nipeks(m): 11:38pm On Jun 08, 2013
Brief Body Language Alphabet (Excerpt from PhD of Persuasion by Joseph Plazo)

I got this from an ebook that is all about psychology of persuasion, It contains other stuffs like attraction secrets, emotion bombs, seduction, verbal persuasion, assertiveness, instant impact and so on. I don't know a better place the article could fit since it contains element of romance tips.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I Need Someone Who Can Train Me For 8 Saturdays On Corel Draw And Photoshop. by Nipeks(m): 11:52pm On Jun 07, 2013
Only you can train yourself
Politics / Re: Things You Must Know About The Nigerian Presidency by Nipeks(m): 3:03pm On May 15, 2013
What is the official salary minus the various allowance?
Politics / Facts About State Of Emergency (SOE) by Nipeks(m): 2:41pm On May 15, 2013
It is only declared during natural and man made disater such as earthquake or terrorist attack.

The SOE law depends on the constitution of the country i.e it varies from country to country.

It overrides certain human rights and freedom like freedom of movement. This depend on the law that limit the power that may be invoked by the SOE. However non derogable rights like right to life must always be honoured.

Functions of executive, legislative and judiciary power may also be suspended which includes indefinite suspension of a governor but this depends on the constitutional law guiding SOE in the nation.

In dictatorial regime like the military regime and to some extent democracy. SOE can be used to surpress citizen rights by extending it indefinetly and introducing martial law.

The government also have direct authority over any citizen property necessary for meeting the SOE's aim.

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Education / Re: Banky W To Speak At Oxford University Conference by Nipeks(m): 11:05am On Apr 24, 2013
Head Boy
Fashion / Re: Google Talking Shoes Unveiled by Nipeks(m): 10:22pm On Mar 12, 2013
what is "end of time" undecided. They have being saying this thing for more than 2000 years now.
Webmasters / Re: Nollywood Is Now Developing Websites For Movies! by Nipeks(m): 9:58pm On Mar 08, 2013
Nollywood posters with their fake backgrounds
Jokes Etc / Awkward Moments by Nipeks(m): 12:55pm On Feb 21, 2013
1. That awkward moment when someones comment on your Facebook status has more likes than your original post.

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. That awkward moment when you update your facebook status on your monthly salary just paid and your landlord likes your status.

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. That awkward moment when you just want to relax for few minutes and suddenly wakes up three hours later.

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. That awkward moment when you're so tired from taking a nap that you feel like you have to take another nap to get over your nap.

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. That awkward moment you were urinating on a football pitch and slowly wakes up to realize you are doing it on your bed.

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. That awkward moment when the teacher cracks a joke in the class and you start laughing out loud only to realize the entire class is dead silent.

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. That awkward moment when you raise your hand to answer a question, then some other kid in class screams out the answer.

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. That awkward moment you get to class and discovered your cloth is worn inside out.

9. That awkward moment you didn't realize you are singing too loud because you are using an earphone and after the music stops you realize everybody is looking at you.

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0. That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at somebody because they make you laugh

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1. That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced and people actually think your are stupid.

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2. That awkward moment when you are faking a call and the real call comes in.

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3. That awkward moment when you are cracking jokes about your father with your siblings and you hear him laugh.

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4. That awkward moment when you wake up in the morning finds you joystick sticking out shamelessly out of your boxers and covered by someone with a piece of cloth.

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5. That awkward moment after farting, you discover you anus is wet.

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6. That awkward moment when you realize you are wrong in an argument but keeps arguing anyway.

17. That awkward moment when someone tries to correct you on something that you clearly know more about.

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Music/Radio / Re: May D - So Many Tinz by Nipeks(m): 10:57pm On Feb 14, 2013
My Rating 2.5/5.0
Politics / Re: What Do We Get To Enjoy As Nigerians? by Nipeks(m): 7:26pm On Feb 05, 2013
Poor online security
Webmasters / Re: Apache, PHP And MySQL Installation by Nipeks(m): 5:26pm On Feb 04, 2013
Afam4eva: [b]No you don't. Wamp and Xamp already contains PHP, MySQL and Apache, so you're good to go.[/b]

Thanks. I already downloaded it. What if install it anyway, will it affect my previous installation or update it? And what if I uninstall WampServer and Xampp before individually installing apache and PHP, will my browser run PHP pages. Thanks in advance!
Webmasters / Apache, PHP And MySQL Installation by Nipeks(m): 5:14pm On Feb 04, 2013
I know HTML CSS and JavaScript pretty well but I'm very new with PHP and MySQL programming. I want to learn it so I downloaded WampServer and Xampp so I can preview it without uploading to a web hosting server but the pdf tutorial book I'm using (beginning PHP and MySQL from Novice to Professional by W. Jason Gilmore) asked me to download and install apache, PHP among others. My question: Do do I need to download all these again?
Computers / Re: System Requirements Thread: Can My PC Run It? by Nipeks(m): 1:35pm On Jan 24, 2013
My small notebook of Intel Atom 3150, 2G RAM and 250 HDD is running Windows 7 Ultimate, Adobe PS, Adobe AE, Autodesk 3Ds Max, 3 Grand Theft Auto Franchise and loads heavy games (I use TnL and Pixel Shader Emulators), Reason, FL Studio and many more heavy softwares. undecided
Romance / Re: How To Woo Her On Valentine's Day? by Nipeks(m): 12:46pm On Jan 24, 2013
It won't cost you much. Just check in the nearest chemist and buy a powerful sleeping pill. Pay her a visit early in the morning and spike her tea with it. She will hopefully wake up the next day and take all the blame. Have a nice val.

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Webmasters / XAMPP Or WAMPSERVER, Which Is Better by Nipeks(m): 5:38pm On Jan 21, 2013
I got both from a friend but the WampServer is x64 which is not compatible with my system while Xampp (zip) is not running the apache service. I'm currently downloading the exe version of Xampp (99mb) and just wondering which is better.

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