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Laaro kutu Monday! Na im beer parlour full like this?

Shey una no go go work ni?

Ah go spray all of una with pepper spray now if una nor clear comot for here!


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texanomaly: I can't sleep. Too much on my mind. AJ and the gang were at my place for breakfast. They are coming back for Sunday dinner.

Who is 'AJ'? Ajanlekoko??

Danhumprey: I just dey!

Title of the thread says Hook-up and relaxation center. Na how many people don hook up here?

Don't mind the boy. Na only him dey mulato. . . Very selfish!

Tovot: Lol, which one is potato para ? Huh? Who is princesa , is she a nlander?

Are you serious?

Jbluv55: She and Sweettease dey leave

Maternity leave?

SpcAgtOko: But oko is a more fun name

Hmmm? Yes. Yes. Yes. It is.

Jbluv55: Just remove the S and replace with K na .

It's not that easy o, bros. Na that 'K' gan gan dey cause trouble.

Danhumprey: Na so o!

O ga ju!

SpcAgtOko: https://a4.mzstatic.com/us/r30/Video/95/fc/18/mzl.lqydnkte.170x170-75.jpg

Tah! "OSO" is very different from "OKO".

Danhumprey: Special Agent Oko! I dey hail o!

Oh, I see. . .

Dhellake: nope, but the 10 points was very useful

Good on you, mate!

Paroman!

Dhellake: That Nigga saved my weekend

You cap am?

Shugamania nko?

Jbluv55: Hahahaha . You never can tell you know

Take nitlad for instance, I believe he can adapt to any form of writing .

Yes o! E nor get pattern wey me nor fit take vibrate. Anyhow yagayaga, baba gallant.

texanomaly: What?

Fronting?

Pfft! All na Shakara Oloje.

texanomaly: Huh?

Tovot: Hows you?

LOL

I'm well, thank you.

Happy Berahino Day!

Jbluv55: Owonikoko baba mi . No food for lazy man o.

Why you behead them na? The siggy nor dey attractive again


*starts making incantations*

Ohun ti a ba Wi fun ogbo ni ogbo n gbo,
Ohun ti a ba Wi fun ogba ni ogba n gba,
Oro ti okete ba ba ile so ni ile n gbo,
Nitoripe kulikuli kii ni ifun,
Ike isanwo kii ni omori,
Aso ibora ki ni apo,
Taxi kii ni kondo.
ohun ti n ba ti ba Iwo nitlad so loni, bee ni ko ri

Oya ma rerin

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AirborneLacer: Ehen - I dey grieve for you na.

No be you talk say you lost your awesome friendship with her?

Liar! Liar!! Pants on fire!!!

April07: I just knew it!!!!!

Keep lying to me El Guapo

So you didn't know 'twas El Gaupo prior?

Well, I'm more than happy to be the harbinger of this bad/good news - whatever the case may be.

AirborneLacer: You know I don't like it when you act this way.

I dont know that lady, I only signed up here months ago. Fell in love with MizMyColi and got hitched!

Cross-reference and see for yaself na.

Shoo!

Nor be una type "so painful" na na?

Hehehehe

AirborneLacer: So painful.

I remember una two wedding.

Jbluv55: Here's your maltina sir

https://famcalltd.com/africandrinks/images/maltina207.jpg

*whispers to him*.....I thot you would have wanted to give Snake Venom a try

Tah! E nor fit. . .

April07: Awww.. thanks dearie

That's not what I said!
Well, you shar called me "Dearie".
Sheybi I told you beggars now ride.

Nah.. bae doesn't approve you're just lucky..

Olohun yo e leni. . . I'm not lucky, I sabi play ni.

Oh my God, Nitty stop painting me like such a bad somebody..

You took away my awesome friendship with Br3nd4 - there are no nice words to describe that!

E jowo, which 'lines' are you ninjas talking about? E jamitan. . .

Jbluv55: Bwahahahah . Baba why I go dey whyne you na? I sabi say you just lay low noni

I nor lay low, ehn ehn. ah nor lay low at all at all. Ise aje lo somonu bi Flight MH317.

I dey look for those angry heads wey dey there I nor see

Ah don behead dem.

Ok. Me sef go soon go ile ife go learn

To know if you're really interested and serious about this, oya pofo ki n gbo. . .

After, you go pay me entrance fee of N500k pere.

April07: You're incorrigible

I don't know what this means, as I nor sabi book. I shar know it doesn't describe me. I'd rather you said; "You're cute and lovable "

I bet I can play better than u do.

hehehehe. . . .

Drop ya PSN/PS Plus ID if you're game!

Awwww....

But sadly she's gone.. Oh wellll....

You're just selfish! You just banished her. Didn't allow her to say "goodbye". Forcefully seperated her from her loved ones. Wicked you!

Jbluv55: Rankadede sir!!! Na your footsteps I dey follow o .

Tah! You wen dey yoppie to the fullest, come dey bobo me for here.

This your siggy sha, na soso modifications

Ah nor modify anything jor. . .

BTW, e don tey wey I see isalegan2.

Isalagangan is in Ile-Ife, learning the 16 Oju Odus.

Jbluv55: Morning sire . O to Jo meta .

Baba o! Na you!

AirborneLacer: Asin eh, panties here n' there.

Ninja is blessed