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Tovot: smh for you nitlad

I'd rather you shook your small bum.

Before I go, na soponna go kee all of una wen do VN without SO to Baba.









I'm outta here. . . . . . . . . . . .

[quote author=ms_pee]The only good thing about the morning is that you, nitwit, are dropping your VN today! [/quote]Drop faya. . . I might change my mind if you let me touch your left breäst.

How are you?

Stop asking how I am like you care, I know you don't. You fool me not!

Lol! Your duty is to lick it, you are not rimming and ripping anything there!

I will ram you roughly, I won't even apply jelly.

lalaboi: Lool. . She knws a lil na. . .a lil history

She knows zilch!

How your side, Galaboi?

lalaboi: @Pee

Wahts with you and licking these days

Don't blame her, blame my awesome madingo she licked that got her asking for more.

[quote author=ms_pee]Shut up! And go back to sleep! Are you hungry? [/quote]Yes, and na your mounds I wan chaow. . .

9icegee: *so nitlad was so right...*

9icegee: ^^^ * nitlad was sure right, she confirmed it herself lol*

What an elder can see while sitting, a youngling at the the highest peak of The Himalayas nor fit see am.

[quote author=ms_pee]I'm not a Bayelsan sha. Just grew up there.
Ya. Nitlad, jbluv, mr. & mrs. Jumping shiken, shuga and luxanne. These are the people who would come and taste this 'jumping shiken'. But they should be careful sha. I heard the meal is tasty, so they don't end up eating mr. & mrs. Jumping shiken on their way back. [/quote]You are ptyalising okpata as usual. . . Be coherent!

[quote author=ms_pee]Shut up and go back to licking rimming my anus! [/quote]I'll rip you a new one too. . .

Lol. Good morning to you nitwit!

What is good about the morning ms_poo?

[quote author=ms_pee]Wa sere! I'm not a newbie at all, even on this thread. Been here since when eLDee was the mod of this section, and chamotex and afinwhite (seanT) took over. Even on this thread, my previous moniker is here, the starter of this thread was my nairaland sweetheart then. Lol
So, no, I am not a newbie. Ever wondered when I knew lalaboi? He was lalaboiy and a mod (of music board) then. Lol

So ruby, stop feeling like you have been here and wanna show me around nairaland! [/quote]Shut and stop talking about Nairaland of yore that you know nothing about!

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Nitlad, I will get you. I know where. [/quote]No, you won't. I am eternally elusive.

Shugamania: Smh

Smdhh..

Jbluv55: Nawa o......a whole nitLord like you scared of females

Who are the females?

Oh so you've been hoodwinked by the purple 'f' beside the monikers?
For all you know, ms_poo might be a besotted Russian geriatric, messing with y'all after a vodka binge.

[quote author=ms_pee]This boy! You are such a pain in the arse! [/quote]Get this straight now and forever. . . . :
I am no boy - I am Lord Nitlad, the harbinger of peri-peri. . . . . . Gen. Ratko Mladić described me thus at ICTY in The Hague: "Everythig that happened back then is all on Lord Nitlad. He is the creature that was goading me on, reveling in the regrettable shows of gore in Sarajevo and Srebrenica. He must have enjoyed the massacres, because he shrugged it off as 'mercy deaths'. . . . He is the fücker you wanna avoid getting close to!"

Oya bring out your phone, open the recorder, say something silly and upload it here.

Lol @ say something silly. . .

But unfortunately, my phone's microphone is decrepit. . . Can't record nada!

That's what will make me come over to your house this weekend. #weekendplay

I'd kill for this. . .

Please, what do I do for the #weekendplay to go down?

[quote author=ms_pee]Quit pretending and drop a Voice Note already!!!
_{nor let me take my pepper eye face you}[/quote]

Jbluv55: VN = Very Nitlad

So can you drop one now and stop pretending

I still don't know what y'all are talking 'bout. . . . Expatiate.

LMAO. . .

Isale_Adogan has officially gone bonkers!

ReineViolette: Welcome to my world

Ese pupo. . .

thatgurlvixen: Easy..read d most recent posts or better still jst send a VN!

Thanks. What is a VN

Jbluv55: Na VN dey make you run ni egbon?

What is VN?

Jbluv55: Hey nitLord, how far? You bin MIA 4 a while.

Baba oh! Kilo wa?. . .

[quote author=ms_pee][/quote]Almost. . .

How do I even navigate these paths?

Feels strange and unfamiliar. . .

biafra kwenu: Let's celebrate the lives of our loved ones while they are still living and quit using burial ceremonies to show affluence. If you cannot celebrate when there is life, why bother when there is death? The dead should be mourned and not celebrated as it amounts to mockery because they cannot celebrate with you. Eating and drinking during burial ceremonies is definitely unchristian, but because of our wickedness we chose to continue with this heathen practice! The bereaved is crying not because of the loss but for what we so called "Christians" will eat and drink on the burial day. The church now sees an opportunity to recover all monies being owed by the dead and family members otherwise no church burial. When the church cannot forgive even the dead, then it is not a christian church because forgiveness leads to Christ. If the church be the judge, no poor man will go to Heaven. The dependents of the dead - God save them.

This comes across like something from the stable of Pastor S. Ade Ogunniran, of Christ's 2nd Coming Assembly, Abiola Avenue, Ilesa, Osun State.

Shugamania: Lollllll..


Nitladdd!!!!!!
El Guapo needs ur attention.

Lol. . . E fi bobo yen sile. . . E get where we take dey meet.

Don't you dare!

Hello everyone.






























Bye. . .

Boat

[quote author=ms_pee]Is the gift money?
I no want chingum o[/quote]It is a robust gift, that I can assure you of

[quote author=ms_pee]Where do you live? _{I must collect this eclipse gift}[/quote]Ok, just navigate to the red point on the map. Na my house be that. I'll be waiting for you with the gift.

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[quote author=ms_pee]Happy eclipse nitlad, please send me my eclipse gift. [/quote]Gifts are handed over in person.

♫Sare wa, sare wa gba. . . .

harlos: What are you saying boi

Shut your boil-ridden mouth this minute, lest I dismember you into minuscule bits!

[quote author=isale_gan2] [/quote]What?!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Some sections were even calling for his sack.

And this Ruudie is typing haywire from his arsé [/color]

RuuDie is probably holed-up in Manure's quagmire of abominable perfomances/results, hence, he's not abreast of goings-on around here.

As for ddistressed, he's a renowned fool stinking up the Barça thread since time immemorial. Pay him no mind.

Well, you are not in it alone - the feeling is mutual, cos I hate you too!

Gayners mouth dey pick. . . Ok.

Where were these yeye people when peeps were letting rip into Jose, getting flaks from all directions during our run of horrible results earlier in the season?

[quote author=ms_pee]Why're you looking for me? [/quote]Why I'm looking for you?

Well, I'm looking for you cos I want your head on my plate for brunch.

[quote author=ms_pee]I'm here, nitwit. [/quote]Eh eh

Good. . . We are on course. . .