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Who the hell is this guy called 'Vardy'?

Bimffo:
Though I don't like Arsenal, but You guys have to beat those Noisy Northerners tomorrow at the Emirates!

You people have to show them why you are a contender in the title race.

You gonna make my day if you beat them blue and Black.

Staking $350 on Arsenal to win.

$50 to keep a clean sheet.(I know it is so hard to keep a clean sheet against United. )

and $30 on Sanchez can score at anytime.

What about $20, Martial will not score.? Any suggestions from Faithful Arsenal fans.?

Oga, u wanta burn your hard earned US$sss, abi? May Sanchez will score, the others, I don't see them happening.

sweetboiy:
^

Ndi ara!

Lol, see as e pain am......sorry o, una just dey start.

Don't worry, party time is 7pm, I promise you a carton of Orijin toh tutu daadaa.

parrotibaba:
Another party go hold here?

YES
We dey berekete!

SailorXY:
[{Featuring Mata} refix]
Bobo see Mata wey them dey boo(dey boo dey boo)
He don turn Amokachie the bull(the bull the bull)
See goals & assists like swimming pool(the pool the pool)
He dey give United wiings like Redi Bull o(the bull the bull)
Babe anything you wantu make he do (he do he do)
He no be Oscar wey dey mumu (mumu mumu)
Oya na IVANOVIC o, we dey gbadu you o
If you defend against Messi you go get belle...

This refix sweet o, see as the thing rhyme.

Are we preparing for another party? To take place this weekend ba??

Make I go bring ma collect my agbada from tailor o, I dey always miss parties for here.

Mourinho Out?

coogar:
he had no single fault in all the goals city conceded against spurs.

demichelis played a loose ball at the edge of city's box, dier struck a shot and scored.
the header alderweireld scored was the goalie's fault and fernando
harry kane's goal was a rebound from a freekick.
lamella's goal was also demichelis being turned inside out.

That's it right there, and some guy(s) from nowhere will start cooking up stats to rubbish a player because he couldn't/didn't join us. Its so unfair....

Otamendi is a fantastic player, nothing is going to change that. (For now)

Antell95:
450 minutes without Otamendi: 0 goals conceded. 180 minutes with Otamendi: 6 goals conceded & £30m spent.

Please stop all these childish stuffs, because we didn't get him, doesn't mean he is shyte, by the way, two games can't be used to judge a player, was he the only defender on the pitch, yarning opata with sentiment isn't too cool abeg.

Hey Buddies, why gnashing teeth? Your travails have just started, Soton will do what Newcastle couldn't do. The end of Chelsea is near!

I need a Toyota expert, wanna service my car(Corolla 04), and change the break pads. Location is Lagos.

Thanks.

^^^

Hey Pataki, doing some sortta hedging there, since none of both is my favourite. To be candid, I want shekpe to do down the more, but, its Arsenal, you guys can't be trusted to do the right thing for once.

Hopefully, the party will be at the other end!

Pataki:
^^^How old are you?

Apparently, your brain needs growing up.

So the post is scratching your body, sorry!

Baba Pataki!

chrisley024:
smh

I need to troll both threads at the same time.

Mourinholic:
^^^
Chelsea thread- providing jobs for the jobless since time immemorial......

Idoit, who is the jobless one here? I have your time today, just today, I aint the jobless wanderer/xmas hat boy that lurks around on threads on weekdays.

I will engage you, if you can pm me. Its a promise, cos I have helped people like you.

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

Morafucker!

Hey Gayners, I am Nitrogen, I came here to remind you that its just three hours remaining, I am here to torment your lives, as always, Chelsea will spank you, I can't wait to see Fabrepass make two assists today, I can't wait to see Costa bully your defence, I can't wait to see Walcott do a 'Ramos' all through the game, I really can't wait to see Sanchez injured.........its coming, I can see it, I can see Failure specialist failing again.

I am your nemesis today........

Good morning shekpe fans, I am here to torment your lives, I can't wait to see Chamberlain, Walcot, Sanchez take turns on your defenders, especially Ivanovic, I can't wait to see Hazard dance around the pitch like a bush god, I can't wait to see Costa get sent off the pitch, I can't wait to see you guys cry, lament and wail........I can't wait, 3 hours more to kick off.

I am your nemesis today, I am Nitrogen!

^^^ Mumu, xmas is on the way, go prepare your hat.

Mourinholic:
Looks like your brain and body cells use Nitrogen instead of Oxygen

So trolling is hurting your scrotum, abi? don't forget that you troll insensibly on the man utd thread too?

Xmas hat boy!

Good afternoon buddies, I cant wait to see you guys in the highly coveted zone tomorrow (by 3pm).

#relegationzone

Mourinholic:
"Everybody was waiting for Chelsea not to
win every game and one day when we lose
there will be a holiday in the country."
Mourinho in 2005.

Oga, this one don pass one day o, its now everyday.

Thanks.

sexyjob:
Information trickling in indicates that about 200 GTs are being drafted. I need someone to kindly confirm this. #thisisnotajoke

Joke of the century!

Seems am tired of this Van Gaal already ooooo, his 'wahala' is too much.

Haaaaaa, Roooneeeyyyyy! This loss eh, so painful.....

Am seriously angry here, Rooney missed like five chances, Romerio too conceded silly goals.

Rooney is a curse to Man Utd!

Meanwhile, saw this somewhere, people get bad mouth o, chai!

STONES alone won't solve the defence
problem for #CFC. They also need #Cement
, #Sand , #IronRods and #Water,
This is how Chelsea's sqaud shd look
like........... ...soon
.
.
.
1) Cement (GK)
2) Water (RB)
3) Sand (LB)
4) Clay (DM)
5) Stones (CB)
6) Zouma Rock (CB)
7) Petrol (RW)
Matches abi na Matic, any1(AM)
9) FoulCow (CF)
10) Hazardous (ST)
11) Osca/
YokohamaTyres

#EvaCaneiro effect
#BringBackOurGir lEva

nyabinghi:
your brain has been formatted and the initializing thinking files cant be found,let me help u a little restart and press f11 to restore ur failed brain to your posse tell them to give u more rhymes i am the bountykiller i am gonna keep murdering ya'all

Egbon, just hold it for sometime na, stuffs like this make you do the unthinkable(or betterput, something irrational), this is the internet for pete's sake, stop throwing shitties around in order to avoid being submerged in a sea of sh1t.

Abeg, gboju jare, life is beautiful!

SIRcumalot:
Na because Oscar no play why, when oscar don well una go see.

Oh, I see! Oscar is their Messi....eeeeyyaaahhh, Oscar, get well sharp sharp abeg!



Oscar ko, Osita niii!

ElFenomeno1:
Nah. Don't see it happening

Write Chelsea off at your own peril!

You think baba olowo is that patient? If chelsea should lose 3 out of their next four matches, Mourinho is gone. I am not writing them off, at least, top 4 is sure for them.....

At this rate, JM will be sacked soon......