₦airaland Forum

Diademk07:
First and foremost, Xhaka is a CM, Pogba is a winger.

Haaaa, I don die,na today I know say you no know ball. Yeeeepah!

dopeJemi:
What is this fpl about sef? Someone tell me, e dey pay money?

Fantasy premier league......nothing more

Omo, this match never end o.

Draw soup make sense sha, so that Wenger doesn't go to the market.

chrisley024:
I preferred this Mane!

I swear, Mane is a very good player, Mourinho for sign the guy, abeg

Sh1t just got real......

First EPL party........oh my!

Oasis007:
"He fits in my plans which is why he's on loan at a Premier League club. I want to give him all the conditions to develop and to play well. He is in the right place with a manager that likes him a lot. Hopefully everything will go well for him because we want him back!"

- Jose Mourinho on Januzaj

Nice one.

Eby20:
I am Ebere, graduate of microbiology. I suspect that Roland Berger and AT Kearney do not have offices in Lagos State Nigeria. I contacted Roland Berger and I was told that they have no office in Lagos.
Please oo, someone should help me with basic information. My applications to Mckinsey, Bain and BCG have been unsuccessful. What is required from me?... I have transformed my resume to result oriented and even incorporated their basic requirements at the same time... None is working... Please help oo.... I will never give up on consulting...

Have you tried big 4 consulting units?

Someone recently moved from PwC consulting to Bain, nice stuff, right?

DisGuy:
nitrogen, why you waking up this thread now, see what I just found! 2012!!

Oga Aj, Nitrogen..would you say the career section of this NL is following economics of nigeria..during the boom especially stock market boom this section was banging then...

Chai, you are right, I remember those times eh! maybe, by 2017/18, they will come back.

Liztee:
hmmm. I'm afraid. I am a Bsc holder in mathematics, 2nd class upper. it's like one needs to further one's education or else, one ends up being a mathematics teacher.

You don't know the value of your Bsc Mathematics, second class upper for that matter o.......chai!

It is well!

You guys are mean!

PlayerOne:
God will purnish the name checkers

Omo, this thing pain my guy o. Sorry o. I can't help but laugh.

Hi, hope nothing is wrong with it, also, can I use other Sims on it?

Evathyst:
Not only is your analysis warped, but it's also disjointed. Your choice of words and premises grates upon the ear and jars the sensitivity of finer feeling. Arrrggghhh!




To start with, there's nothing like the Nigerian Army fighting against the Niger Delta as you've erroneously opined. It's simply a war against Militancy, crude oil theft and other criminal activities. Except you want the whole world to believe the whole of Niger Delta are involved in this dastardly act.




Secondly, in the military, there's nothing like one person is from the middle belt another is from he core north gibberish you're spewing. Soldiers follow orders. Like I already said earlier, it's not a civil war so there wouldn't be any need to play the 'division & ethnic card' you chest-beaters are used to.



A wise Govt wouldn't involve the military, just arm & settle a parallel militant group and they will fish out those Niger Delta Avengers miscreants. i.e The CIA style. Although, that one has its own disadvantage sha.




On a note of finality, if you think the Govt will be scared with self-deceiving write up here, then you need to have your head checked. Better tell your militant brothers to start running before it happens. It's only a wise leper that wouldn't fall victim of a fore-warned battle.

I really don't care how old you are, just believe this, 'you are smarter than your age'.

tanimola22:
Hello Nitrogen, you're not wrong. Though it's doable, it will take some time to reach the required level. Normally, a one year MSc in quant finance won't equip with all the heavy quant skills required to compete with people who've done quant things all their lives..Nonetheless, there are exceptions to this rule.

Oga Tanimola22, despite the fact that someone is a badass financial modeller, business, derivatives and bonds valuations expert, CFA candidate (finals), learning programming, can work his way around all these Monte Carlo simulation, bayes theorem stuffs. It's still a tough deal, if I may say.

What do you think?

Wait, are there no senators representing the south nii?

Is it not going to be about the highest number of votes?

Am confused o, please help me out, abi everybody in the chamber is a muslim niiii?

This country Don tire me o.

NA

jude2011:
@NITROGEN but we do lots of calculation courses.

Not sufficient, we are talking about linear algebra, calculus, statistics, probability theory, quantitative techniques etc. Quants is about using programming languages to aid the application of these mathematical stuffs.

I actually did some of those in school, and then I was thinking that they were not important or necessary for finance, years later, I got to understand.

Getting admitted to one of these top schools for a financial engineering or mathematical finance masters program is tough, I kid you not.

However, if they peruse your transcript and see that you took some of these mathematical and computer courses in the uni, they might consider you for a financial analysis program or something. But you will have to convince them like mahd.

I might be wrong though.

wallmosh:
Wishing all good preparation mode that yield excellent ahead of the upcoming June diet.

Please kindly share your experience or perception in going by road or by air for the exam discussing possible challenges and advantages in any of the means either the one you encountered or heard from others.

Thanks

Go by air, road journey is rough and tiring.......takes a day while it's just 45mins by air.

From experience.

Hope this isn't coming at the wrong time?

All the best.

jude2011:
@TANIMOLA22 . pls is an accountancy degree regarded as a highly quantitative degree? Can someone do msc in mathematical finance, financial economics or finance with a first class degree in accountancy abroad. Thanks

Nice question, this ish has been giving me serious ache, unfortunately it cannot be regarded as a quant degree, but I am very sure that there is a way out.

We wait for tanimola22!

Spy360:
If Jose couldn't use ...

Mata, De Bruyne, Cuadrado, Salah, Torres, Filipe Luis, David Luis, Ba, and the list goes on...

Is it...

Rashes Ford, Fosu-Messer, and Linda...

that he will use to win EPL?

#IWonder

Chai, this paintment too much o.

Better wake up and accept the fact that Mourinho is here to stay, and as long as he is in the Premier League, he will continue to spank your ass/arse'nal.

E pain am.......

docconceptscom:
HP 15- intel quad core 4GB, 1TB 15.6",dvd, Touch Notebook http://docconcepts.com/CURRENTPRICE.HTML

Chief, I like this machine, how much is it?

Hi good people of Nairaland, please which one of windows, Linux, and Mac is cool for programming, especially for someone that is just starting?

Thanks.

Amakyzuu:
My dear, ur opinion... Let them do their job... Do urs!!!

Oh, did I touch a nerve? Sorry, just trying to be real with you guys, what if I got to the finals last year? Or probably, I even know someone that knows someone that knows another someone inside the institution?

Anyway, am not bursting bubbles here, but you think these guys will interview over a thousand candidates because they just wanna pick less than 40 people? Or you think it is first Bank that is recruiting nii?

Maybe you should look for the word 'efficiency' in your dictionary and check the meaning.

When I have time, I will provide links to a forum that accommodated 2015 applicants and candidates. Huh?

Once again, all the best!

Okay, am not a killjoy, but I would like that you guys read the mail with full attention and note the words used. I think that you guys have been longlisted.

For those that have not received any mail, I think that you will be shortlisted for the next stage, except if no rejection mail has been sent to anyone yet.

All the best!

From an observer.

So, this didn't make FP, choi, oya lalasticlala, how far?

MrTA:
We still have to play west ham twice at their ground.

Bros, I dey fear, I won't lie. We hope for the best sha.

Sanchez01:
In 2004, about 700 million people were thought to watch Liverpool vs Manchester United. The feat was recorded only once and that was in 2004. Note that their was no measurable statics, just some estimate. The clasico yesternight was said to have recorded 500 million viewers world wide. El clasico still enjoys more viewership than the Liverpool vs Manchester United match up till tomorrow anywhere in the world. Please give me the last viewership record in Manchester United vs Liverpool recent match. Would be waiting. You drew your single conclusion from a game and you're claiming Google ambassador.

Oga, nawa for you o, please check this link.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11662/9985539/manchester-united-v-liverpool-the-biggest-game-in-football