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You are part of Nigeria's problems. I'm sure u are one of the people saying 'the govt is corrupt' And here u are, lavishing in corruption. Let them read and pass.

Try fluconazole

It's so sad. Heard the death toll has risen to 310. May they rest in peace. These our peaceful brothers are something else

IvarTheTerrible:


Many years back. I was hospitalized because of a girl.


My man Ifeanyi said " Ivar, i heard my cousin's sister, Ngozi is coming to town, i want you to accompany her"


Okoyeebo was nearby and he shouted " No, she is mine!"





I was furious and i threw the first blow.

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Punches flew everywhere, bottles broke and faces got bruised.

2 weeks later, Ngozi came to see us at the hospital.


We looked at each other, mouths agape

"Is this the lady we both risked our lives for? " We had fought over someone we hadn't even seen a photo!

If i wasn't a gentleman, i would have described her as "100% ugly"



To be continued.....

What happened to your Thefacelessman moniker. Can't find it anywhere

PearlStreet:
Stupid lies by dumb bloggers.

3 bloggers are known for dumb lies like this
Joro Olumofin lying blog
Instablog9ja
Lairlas blog

Other hungry bloggers like mediahelm and Co dey learn lie where these 3 dey.

That joro guy is worse. The way he cooks up lies is appalling.

elyte89:
Aw will d future husband ask for sex from her



Something like...oba e Jo shey mo le do yin o

TheFacelessMan:
Many years back. This happened to me.

Bimpe must have been a pacemaker because my heart beat 2x as fast anytime i saw her. So tall, graceful and pretty.

I had already planned it all. This would be the Proposal to end all Proposals.

18,000 feet up i jumped from the plane just over the convocation ground of the great UNIBEN

It was Bimpe's Graduation Day so i wanted to give her the ultimate prize of all - ME

At 5000 feet, i pulled on the parachute release and it was taut and stiff

4000, 3000, 2000 ft : ... i was about to die for love

At exactly 900 feet from the ground, i managed to engage the release and the parachute billowed out from behind me.


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There was an audible gasp from the crowd below...


This was a scene they had never seen!


I touched down, shrugged off the parachute strings, dreaming of a future with a goddess ...

There she was...Bimpe, my love, a beauty like no other.

I strode to meet her, all eyes on us...

I knelt on the ground, brought out the ring and :

"BIMPE, will you marry me ?"

The crowd, as one drew in their breath in unison.


"NO" she replied.


To be continued....

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

You are a creative and imaginative writer and I appreciate you!

marvin906:
RIP so sad

This chinco toddler don suffer for ur hand.

I laugh in Spanish, Yeye Bello the epitome of incompetence being praised by an asslicker

He wanted to start his own fire and probably burn down the cathedral

Keep a low profile and enjoy yourself. Probably move to a new place and start q new life

madgoat:
Since 2010 and no job yet, just wasting away your time on NL .

mumu, not everyone is jobless like u. Ode

madgoat:
mumu, them still fit withdraw you

u be ode. I graduated since 2010. I'm not a mad goat like your moniker

I thought as much that he may be the one at fault with the way he was sugar coating his Facebook post

Adaibeku:
shut up ,her blood is on u n ur tribes head

Tribalism will still send u to your early grave.

I don't know why she would end her life this way. I gained admission into UNILAG at 19. She's just 21 and still young to start all over.

MUMURIC will not see this. Bunch of hypocrites

BornnAgainChild:
Is Lilian in pains

Sifia pain

quincyshakur:
Wen will girls learn I don`t blam Gee + because dem no dey force girls...Chop free money an pay wit ur life

I'm sure you don't know the storyline. If u did, u won't spew this thrash u are spewing!

Hamilton1:
Afonjas doin what de knw best, Migration

I'm sure the guy is a nyamiri Igbo, going by his name.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
That man asking for his wife number with bad English must be a yelobam man.

Yelobam men are perpetual and notorious womanizers.

This comment funny die